Girl won't date me because I have electric heat

[Cereal Rapper]

I'm going to need more information. Factoring in the huge buns, what would you now rate this girl at, between Skank and Prime Ho? Also what type of furnace are we talking about? When was the last time you refurnished your house? Why do your baseboards smell? Have you tried turning your furnace off? Also when a girl says "I can't stand your electric heating furnace" that means she wants to call it off.

Other than that, sexy thread. I rate it a 9 out of 10. Would definitely bang.

 

[Showtime]

haha is this an actual thread? I don't come to community enough.

 

[KalMart]

Are you looking to date her and start a relationship, or just nail her? 'Cuz if the latter...go rent a cabin for a wknd. with a wood-burning stove.




And a wide doorway too, apparently.

 

[MrWayne]

haha is this an actual thread? I don't come to community enough.

You should, this thread is
I come here daily now just too see what's new. This is my new cup of coffee, and my traffic count alone in here would be enough for advertisers to wanna put some money down

 

[KalMart]

"I Like Big BTU's...."

 

[Assassin]

She might be afraid her large buns might get toasted.

this

no

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I can't believe these threads are real.

 

[Piper Maru]

It's like uncovering a secret treasure! Only with no boulders chasing you, but I wouldn't count out furious mods throwing spears at those who dare to bump.

 

[Immortalfire]

I seriously think this guy is Ghostrider87, reborn.

 

[NickNitro]

Every comment on this threads just adding fuel to the flame.....including mine

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

You should tell her that you're climbing K2! That'll impress her.

 

[Immortalfire]

Oh crap, I have an electric heat pump at my house. I will never know love because of it

 

[NickNitro]

Can we call this guy a troll now? Because apparently I did before and I was told I don't know what a troll is.

 

[Marvolo]

Can we call this guy a troll now? Because apparently I did before and I was told I don't know what a troll is.

Yeah I think it is safe to call him a troll.

 

[Piper Maru]

I wonder if you can cook chicken and waffles in electric heat.

 

[Scourge2099]

Just tell her you like to mow your lawn at 7am even though your neighbor gets pissed off at you. She'd totally think you're dangerous.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Yeah I think it is safe to call him a troll.

Yea but he's like lord of the trolls.

 

[Marvolo]

Yea but he's like lord of the trolls.

Time to unite and bring this mother to his knees. This evil can not stand!

 

[Xeno]

Anytime you want a good laugh, just do a search for "All threads started by braincrusher". Just reading the titles will have you on the floor. This one is a classic: I caught a fish and want to eat. Put it right on grill?. It was rightly suggested for Thread of the Year in the Hype Awards balloting.

 

[Schlosser85]

Anytime you want a good laugh, just do a search for "All threads started by braincrusher". Just reading the titles will have you on the floor. This one is a classic: I caught a fish and want to eat. Put it right on grill?. It was rightly suggested for Thread of the Year in the Hype Awards balloting.

I just re-read that and had a good laugh on every page.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I've come to the conclusion that the only reason he hasn't been labelled a troll and banned is that he trolls in meta. Like knowsbleed and Darthphere - gives er'body a laugh.

 

[Xeno]

I just re-read that and had a good laugh on every page.

That is one of the funniest things I have read in a long while. Even though I've read it before it still leaves me with tears in my eyes.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I would have bumped the s**t out of that thread if it wasn't closed.

 

[kane9321]

da fuq?

he cant be real..lol

 

[NickNitro]

Yea but he's like lord of the trolls.

Thats literally what I said in his other stupid thread and I was shot down immediately.

Glad I have some backers on this one. This dudes power level is way too high.