Girlfriend killed by lightning minutes before Knoxville man's proposal

WOW That was SHOCKING!!

That would have been the most ELECTRIFYING proposal ever!!

That story got me JUICED Up!!

That story made the hair on the back of my neck stand up!

He was all AMPED UP to propose to her!!

I'm sorry, but that was really sad. I feel for her family and friends!
 
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"You can do better my son" - God, probably
 
This is what happens when you fail a DC 16 Reflex save against Lightning Stroke :o
 
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This news is shocking... :dry:
 
That's Gods way of saying, "that bit** is cheating on you".:o
 
The title of this thread was worded funny that I thought a woman was killed by lightning after Johnny Knoxville proposed to her.
 
I think their child would've become the next anti-christ and God cheated with a pre-emptive strike.
 
There's also ground-to-cloud lightning, so...

jonlovitzdevilsnl04.jpg
 
Lightning that hits the ground always appears visibly after the initial connection, appearing to come from the ground.
 
Ground-to-cloud lightning does occur. It's rare, but it happens. But ****ing hell. It's a goddamned joke about the devil with a picture of Jon Lovitz. Lighten the **** up.
 
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So would you say, it happened in the nick of time.
 
Ground-to-cloud lightning does occur. It's rare, but it happens. But ****ing hell. It's a goddamned joke about the devil with a picture of Jon Lovitz. Lighten the **** up.

Lighten up? Did you not see my first post? :oldrazz:
 
I thought you were taking the "humorless scientist with no knowledge and/or experience with US pop culture" approach. My bad.
 

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