Going to become a wacky sitcom character- Need a catchphrase

May I recommend, "Well excuuuuuse me!"

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgxtRqdFvxM[/YT]

 

I generally find catch-phrases trite and silly, but let's see what we can come up with....

"The doctor says it's not contagious!"

"I swear I didn't know she was your sister/daughter/mom/bridesmaid/wife!"

"...And this is where the magic happens!"

"Hook her? I barely knew her!!!"
(In response to: "There's a dead hooker in your car!")

"Oh scuzzlebutt!"

"Oh fluffernutt!"

"Oh mangeymutt!"

"If at first you don't succeed, take a hint and stop trying."

"I rock the telly. I'm half Joe Camel and a third Fonzarelli!"

 

"I do NOT approve that message!"

"Hey, that's NOT a regulation ________ (insert name of contextually appropriate object)."

"Did someone say 'serial killer'?"

"By Tom Cruise's beard!"

"I've never eaten THAT before, but I'll try anything once."

"Aaaand I think we all know how THIS is going to end." (This is actually my catchphrase, but we can pretend that your situation is an Australian remake of a Canadian show)

 

I recommend your catchphrase the moment you walk through the door should be "How's it hanging homies?"

 

You mirin'?

Cheeky

Pick one.

 

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These pretzels are making me thirsty.

 

" Let go and let God!"

 

"I've made a huge mistake."

 

I'm afraid I just blue myself prematurely.

 

Either that or "Pop-Pop!"

 

"How do you like my electric heat?"

 

Every time you walk into the house. "Have no fear I am here." Don't say your name everyone already knows who you are. You're the wacky sitcom character.

 

And you have to wait in anticipation for the applause of your live studio audience, just stand there until it comes.

 

And enter the room like Kramer, you know when he comes flying through the door each time.

 

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

Some more. These are specifically designed to put your new housemates at ease and could be used as ice-breakers at parties. Also, some useful pick-up lines.

"It rubs the lotion on the skin."

"Game over, man! Game over!"

"What an excellent day for an exorcism."

"No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering."

“A boy’s best friend is his mother.”

"It's not like my mother is a maniac or a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?"

“I see dead people.”

"Heeeeerrreeeeee's Jooooohnnnnnniiieeeeee!!!"

 

"Balls!"

A catchphrase everyone enjoys.

 

"Oh hi, Mark!"

 

Oh hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you.

 

Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world!

 

You're just a chicken. chip! chip! chip! chip! chip! chip!