Going to become a wacky sitcom character- Need a catchphrase

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What can be my catchphrase?

  1. Good morning (when it's the afternoon or vice versa)

  2. Whoa there Almodovar!

  3. Oh my cosmic cat!

  4. Something else

  5. No-one should have a catchphrase ( :( )

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  1. Silvermoth Krakoan native

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    Hi everyone!

    So my friends are getting a house and I guess that makes me the wacky guest character. That means I need a catchphrase.

    If you could choose a catchphrase what would it be?

    Please note I'm a white male so it can't be racist (unless it's an exaggeration of being a white male which would be pretty funny)
     
  2. Spuzz The Spuzziest of Spuzzes

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    May I recommend, "Well excuuuuuse me!"

    [YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgxtRqdFvxM[/YT]
     
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  3. JJJ's Ulcer Registered

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    I generally find catch-phrases trite and silly, but let's see what we can come up with....

    "The doctor says it's not contagious!"

    "I swear I didn't know she was your sister/daughter/mom/bridesmaid/wife!"

    "...And this is where the magic happens!"

    "Hook her? I barely knew her!!!"
    (In response to: "There's a dead hooker in your car!")

    "Oh scuzzlebutt!"

    "Oh fluffernutt!"

    "Oh mangeymutt!"

    "If at first you don't succeed, take a hint and stop trying."

    "I rock the telly. I'm half Joe Camel and a third Fonzarelli!"
     
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  4. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    "I do NOT approve that message!"

    "Hey, that's NOT a regulation ________ (insert name of contextually appropriate object)."

    "Did someone say 'serial killer'?"

    "By Tom Cruise's beard!"

    "I've never eaten THAT before, but I'll try anything once."

    "Aaaand I think we all know how THIS is going to end." (This is actually my catchphrase, but we can pretend that your situation is an Australian remake of a Canadian show)
     
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  5. Hawkingbird I want to be Kate Bishop

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  6. Godzilla2000 Dollar Store Diva

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    I recommend your catchphrase the moment you walk through the door should be "How's it hanging homies?"
     
  7. Victarion Iron Captain

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    You mirin'?

    Cheeky

    Pick one.
     
  8. DarkSovereignty Ooga Chakka

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    [YT]czCuWYhCjs4[/YT]
     
  9. Blitzkrieg Bop Fight Owens Fight

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    These pretzels are making me thirsty.
     
  10. Charlie Boy Registered

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    " Let go and let God!"
     
  11. Drizzle Yesferatu

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    "I've made a huge mistake."
     
  12. DarkSovereignty Ooga Chakka

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    I'm afraid I just blue myself prematurely.
     
  13. DarkSovereignty Ooga Chakka

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    Either that or "Pop-Pop!"
     
  14. Piper Maru Guest

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    "How do you like my electric heat?"
     
  15. John Locke One is Dark One is Light

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    Every time you walk into the house. "Have no fear I am here." Don't say your name everyone already knows who you are. You're the wacky sitcom character.
     
  16. DarkSovereignty Ooga Chakka

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    And you have to wait in anticipation for the applause of your live studio audience, just stand there until it comes.
     
  17. Piper Maru Guest

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    And enter the room like Kramer, you know when he comes flying through the door each time.
     
  18. Sawyer High King

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    "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
     
  19. JJJ's Ulcer Registered

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    Some more. These are specifically designed to put your new housemates at ease and could be used as ice-breakers at parties. Also, some useful pick-up lines.

    "It rubs the lotion on the skin."

    "Game over, man! Game over!"

    "What an excellent day for an exorcism."

    "No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering."

    “A boy’s best friend is his mother.”

    "It's not like my mother is a maniac or a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?"

    “I see dead people.”

    "Heeeeerrreeeeee's Jooooohnnnnnniiieeeeee!!!"
     
  20. Lily Adler Politically Delicious (P) (she/her/hers)

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    "Balls!"

    A catchphrase everyone enjoys. :o
     
  21. Doctor Evo Registered

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    "Oh hi, Mark!"
     
  22. Piper Maru Guest

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    Oh hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you.
     
  23. JJJ's Ulcer Registered

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    Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world!
     
  24. Silvermoth Krakoan native

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    Sorry is that a catchphrase or should I give you a hug?

    Ha that's genius! All of these are genius by the way thanks guys! I'll use a couple of these and see which stick. Keep 'em coming!
     
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    You're just a chicken. chip! chip! chip! chip! chip! chip!
     

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