Google "Florida Man" followed by your birthday

[terry78]

Google ‘Florida man’ followed by your birthday: What’s your story?

See what you get.

 

[Donner]

Neighbors Upset About Florida Man Who Likes To Do Yard Work Naked

 

[Teelie]

Saving a turtle from the street, kicking swans and a man who shot at his roommate over cat hair.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Florida man climbs on playground equipment to tell children where babies come from

 

[Iron_Stark]

Florida man dons Spider-Man mask during liquor store robbery

 

[Lily Adler]

Florida man arrested for accidentally killing friend...

I get the morbid one.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

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Florida man puts semen in co-workers water.

 

[Lily Adler]

I did it again and got a different one.

Florida Man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Those poor manatees.

 

[DocLathropBrown]

"Florida man destroys nest full of wasps with his bare hands"

 

[terry78]

Florida man yells ‘murderers!’ as he’s executed for slaying

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Florida man yells ‘murderers!’ as he’s executed for slaying

Okay... That's dark.

 

[Drizzle]

"Florida Man's Family Values Appear Shaky
A Florida Man who has the phrase “Family Over Everything” tattooed across his chest threw his pregnant girlfriend to the ground because he believed the victim was talking to another man, police say."

Well, then...

 

[nogolf33]

This isn't fun...

Florida Man Accused Of Posting Bomb Instructions
Florida man flew to Bridgewater and stabbed 2 family members, say police ....
A Florida man has been arrested after he tried to exchange marijuana for food at a McDonald's ...

 

[terry78]

I'm sure they can turn this into some kinda creepypasta.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm sure they can turn this into some kinda creepypasta.

Like some current day THE RING type ish?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

"Florida man destroys nest full of wasps with his bare hands"

Are we sure his next feat wasn't punching road runners to death?

 

[BrollySupersj]

Cops: Fla. man hugs, fatally stabs roommate who was saying goodbye

Mkay...

And another...
Florida man harassed woman, fired shotgun at her, deputies say

 

[:eek:]

‘Time traveling’ Florida man crashes car into building

 

[Boom]

Didn't have one that matched.

 

[Lily Adler]

Didn't have one that matched.

I don't think you should feel sad about that.

 

[Lencho01]

 

[KillerMcQueen]

Florida man found guilty of killing 4 with machete

 

[Luigi]

Got a lighthearted one.

FL man blames dog for drunk driving stop