got the weirdest email ever..

[Hudson]

this is it, should I tell her I am game, I wouldn't mind lots of bloody cash

Dear Respondent,

I am Mrs jennifer Pui, director of operations of the Hang Seng Bank
Ltd,Sai Wan Ho Branch.I have an obscured business suggestion for you.

Ali Hassan al-Majid, known as Chemical Ali, a cousin of Saddam Hussein and the
man thought to have ordered the 1988 chemical attack on Iraqi Kurds,killing
thousands, made a numbered fixed deposit for 82 calendar months,with a value of
Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars (US$4,500,000.) only in
my branch.

Now that his faith has been decided by the Iraqi Law court on Sunday
5th of november ,Ali Hassan is to die by Hanging.Please click on the link
below for more informations.

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/11/05/dujail.saddam/index.html

The funds are safe and unclaimed because he left no information about
any next of kin .I need a forienger to help in this matter for I cannot
do this alone.I say we share this amount 70% for me and 30% for
you.Leave the risks for me,as my duty in this project,I shall cover up and
there shall never be any traces.trust me.All i need is your faithfullness
and cooperation and all this would be over in less than a week.

If you are willing to work with me contact me via my private e-mail (
or more details.Be bold

Regards,

Jennifer Pui.

 

[Kyalesyin]

I wish stuff like that happened to me. Getting pwned by a scam like that could be kinda funny.

 

[SoulManX]

I love these scam emails...though a lot of people actually think they are real.

 

[Hudson]

yeah it's funny... Gave me an idea for a book though.

 

[heypapajinx]

yeah. i get these all the time.
the best is when they spell your name wrong but try and convince you it's VERY IMPORTANT!
pfft.

 

[Hudson]

yeah. i get these all the time.
the best is when they spell your name wrong but try and convince you it's VERY IMPORTANT!
pfft.

I like how this Pui suggests I be bold!

 

[heypapajinx]

I like how this Pui suggests I be bold!

well i like how Pui's name is Pui.t:

 

[ang_hulk]

those are always good for a laugh.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

since I have little money and no credit cards, I have always wanted to respond to these and see what happens

 

[Kaleb]

I know someone who replied back to it , and he got through to someone in spain, and he kept on hassling them saying ''I want my prize''

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Awesome!

 

[Kaleb]

yeah it was

 

[jaguarr]

I know someone who replied back to it , and he got through to someone in spain, and he kept on hassling them saying ''I want my prize''

jag

 

[Strange]

I get those all the time. I usually reply back, "I am interested in your business endevor but I would request of you a show of good faith. I think a money order for $1000 american dollars would do just fine. Let me know when I can expect the check."

I've never heard back from any of them.

 

[Mister J]

I respond to these things whenever I get them, usually in an obnoxious manner asking for more money, responding as a 5-year old would speak, translating a response into a foreign language or claiming to already have been in contact with the organization responsible for distributing the funds. Bastards never reply.

 

[Honey Vibe]

Reply to the person, you are liar and a thief. God will punish you.

 

[Kaleb]

''May Allah have mercy on your soul''