Governments Of The World Are Complacent In The Rise of The Machines

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Just remember I was the one that informed you about how the governments of the world were totally cool with the rise of the machines that will take over the earth and destroy us all

Spoiler

It started with W

But soon Obama caved to their demands

Then they made sure to recruit the Terminator

But it goes back even farther than people think, even Margaret Thatcher was involved

Of course it didn't take long for China to get involved

It wasn't long before the middle east wanted in on it too

Of course the UK wanted in on the action

Shortly there after India decided to ally with the machines

Even the Queens of the old ways couldn't resist joining with the machines

[BLACKOUT]Don't say you weren't warned [/BLACKOUT]

 

[KevanG]

I think we could take them as 99% of them are Roombas and only arms.

 

[TeeKay]

Well its only a matter of time..

Spoiler

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Don't let their humble beginnings fool you Kev, they controlled Joss and Feige to release Age of Ultron as a way for us humans to have a false sense of hope that we could win once they make their move

 

[Apollo]

Then there will be world wide robot discrimination...

 

[TeeKay]

I think we could take them as 99% of them are Roombas and only arms.

Only arms? Don't let that fool you because he goes from this....

To this...

And finally this...

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Indeed, Ultron will lull us into thinking we have a shot when it's already too late

 

[KevanG]

I for one welcome our machine overlords. May they not decide to turn us into pasts with their mighty robotic feet.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Damn it Kev! Resist! For all we know you could be our John Conner! Don't give in to them

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Rule #1? Never give the robots guns.

Rule #2? Never give the monkeys guns.

You follow those two rules, and you Star Trek styled utopian future is assured. Don't? Well... I hope ya'll like working in the banana mines.

Oh... Machines. Could be a threat, sure, but I say we also keep an eye on weasels. They seem to be experimenting with flight, via the wrangling of birds. They're up to something.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Damn it Kev! Resist! For all we know you could be our John Conner! Don't give in to them

Man, if Kev is our John Connor, humanity might as well surrender now.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

True... His Canadian-ess sort of throws his ability to lead a resistance into question. Now, if the machines mess with hokey, that's a whole other ballgame. "Eh, what's that? They pre-empted the Leafs game?! Those soulless electric hosers! Kill EM' all, eh!"

 

[Victarion]

All Will Be One

 

[Pink Ranger]

True... His Canadian-ess sort of throws his ability to lead a resistance into question. Now, if the machines mess with hokey, that's a whole other ballgame. "Eh, what's that? They pre-empted the Leafs game?! Those soulless electric hosers! Kill EM' all, eh!"

Damn you Krypton! I'll have you know that in the event of an AI insurrection, Canada is the best positioned among the industrialized nations to fight the robot hordes, thanks to our many canoes, dog-powered overland transportation devices and the paper-cartridge muskets our army still uses.

 

[KevanG]

Damn it Kev! Resist! For all we know you could be our John Conner! Don't give in to them

Man, if Kev is our John Connor, humanity might as well surrender now.

True... His Canadian-ess sort of throws his ability to lead a resistance into question. Now, if the machines mess with hokey, that's a whole other ballgame. "Eh, what's that? They pre-empted the Leafs game?! Those soulless electric hosers! Kill EM' all, eh!"

Honestly I don't think robots could do a worse job than we do of running the world. We're pretty terrible at it.

Rule #1? Never give the robots guns.

Rule #2? Never give the monkeys guns.

You follow those two rules, and you Star Trek styled utopian future is assured. Don't? Well... I hope ya'll like working in the banana mines.

Oh... Machines. Could be a threat, sure, but I say we also keep an eye on weasels. They seem to be experimenting with flight, via the wrangling of birds. They're up to something.

We already have robots with guns in the army. They also carry bombs.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I for one will not stand idly by as these robot overlords corrupt our society!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Honestly I don't think robots could do a worse job than we do of running the world. We're pretty terrible at it.



We already have robots with guns in the army. They also carry bombs.

Robots? Drones still under our control, sure. I would say there isn't much difference between a drone controlled from a base firing a hellfire missle and a pilot in a jet fighter firing one. Now, when we start seeing independent from all human control ED-209 type things that's different. I also think that as a Canadian you should keep an eye on your Beaver population. They got the opposable appendage thing down and they build stuff. A dangerous combination.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I also think that as a Canadian you should keep an eye on your Beaver population. They got the opposable appendage thing down and they build stuff. A dangerous combination.

Oh please. Don't tell us how to police our country. We already have a dedicated constabulary of devoted Beaver Inspectors. They even have T-shirts identifying them as such.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Oh please. Don't tell us how to police our country. We already have a dedicated constabulary of devoted Beaver Inspectors. They even have T-shirts identifying them as such.

They are a VERY dedicated group. I wonder why?

 

[KevanG]

Oh please. Don't tell us how to police our country. We already have a dedicated constabulary of devoted Beaver Inspectors. They even have T-shirts identifying them as such.

They are a VERY dedicated group. I wonder why?

They have the safety of the people in mind. Very concerned and trustworthy citizens them.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I think robotic beavers are the bigger concern here folks

 

[KevanG]

I don't think the adult industry has come that far along to be considered... Oh wait. Yeah sure, um Robot beavers bad.

 

[vindrow]

 

[Thundercrack85]

I'm honestly more concerned about losing my job to a robot or software than I am of a conventional robot uprising.

Well, at least the robots will kill the rich people who replaced me with a robot.

 

[Enriquespy]

Talk freely. There are no robots here monitoring this thread. I assure you as much, fell0w humans.