Green Arrow's list of STDs

[DraconicLord]

Well now I'm curious, I mean you've created a list for Batman - An the current Speedy used to be a prostitute, and we all know Ollie is a ****e; So how would his list look?

 

[Elijya]

where is the one for Batman?

 

[DraconicLord]

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=233136&highlight=Bat-****e

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

Do a search GA was done a while back I think it was called Man-****e

 

[MaskedManJRK]

He only has one, but it really encompases it all:

DEATHAIDS.

 

[DraconicLord]

That's Batman-****e.
No list of Ollie's conquests

 

[SouLeSS]

Ghonasiphaherpelaids

 

[Fledermaus]

Luckily for Green Arrow, his STD list was wiped clean by his death and subsequent ressurection. On the down side, he's had plenty of time to re-infect himself with any number of awful diseases. Seeing these man-****e lists, I'm reminded of a SNL skit where James Bond was called in for a physical. Mr. Bond had every STD known to man, and a few that were called Bond 1, Bond 2, Bond 3, and so on. Apparantly the only thing keeping Bond alive were all the STD's working together. I suspect that there are a few Queen 1, Queen 2, etc. etc. at work inside of Green Arrow. Deep inside of Green Arrow.

 

[Storm Shadow]

He could have Green Lantern or Zantana just get rid of it.

 

[Fledermaus]

Or a quick dip in the Lazarus Pit. That seem to be what all the kids are doing nowadays.

 

[Storm Shadow]

I wish I could take a dip in that.

I love the name...it reminds me of candy.

 

[Fledermaus]

Not to sound like a dick, but where the **** are you from that "Lazurus Pit" sounds like candy?

 

[Ultimate_Superman]

That's Batman-****e.
No list of Ollie's conquests

I know what that is but see your new here we did something like this for GA about a year ago that lasted a while I don't know if you'll find it in the search.

 

[DraconicLord]

I know what that is but see your new here we did something like this for GA about a year ago that lasted a while I don't know if you'll find it in the search.

No. I checked the search before I posted this - I wanted to make sure I wouldn't be re-posting something. I couldn't find a list of Ollie's conquests so I thought I'd post

 

[Nightwing 52]

Black Canary
Marianne (After Dinah left him)
Anissa Pierce (Black Lightning's niece, before she was killed)
Shado (Raped him)
Moonday Hawke (Connor's mother)
Manitou Dawn

There was also a random woman who picked him up as a hitchhiker early in Dixon's run. And then an Eco-terrorist with a rather obsure antelope name in Where Angels Fear to Tread. There's been a lot of speculation that he slept with Arrowette's mother, Bonnie King, as well.

In Green Arrow #86, it was strongly implied again that he may have slept with Catwoman.

 

[BrianWilly]

Wait, for real?

Dayum.

 

[Rico]

Luckily for Green Arrow, his STD list was wiped clean by his death and subsequent ressurection. On the down side, he's had plenty of time to re-infect himself with any number of awful diseases. Seeing these man-****e lists, I'm reminded of a SNL skit where James Bond was called in for a physical. Mr. Bond had every STD known to man, and a few that were called Bond 1, Bond 2, Bond 3, and so on. Apparantly the only thing keeping Bond alive were all the STD's working together. I suspect that there are a few Queen 1, Queen 2, etc. etc. at work inside of Green Arrow. Deep inside of Green Arrow.

Ooh, how i wish we got SNL over here.

Up the Swans!