Greenland Sharks May Live 400 Years

[:eek:]

http://www.livescience.com/55736-greenland-sharks-longest-lived-vertebrates.html

 

[Drizzle]

Not if Ian Ziering has anything to say about it.

 

[Greens]

400 years on this Earth. Sounds like a ****ing bore.

 

[KevanG]

So you're saying we need to kill anything that can live longer than we do?

 

[Greens]

I say kill all the animals I don't like.

 

[Guts]

Even the Spider-Men?

 

[Greens]

Yes, and the Man-Spiders.

 

[BatsDC]

How long until we inject people with their DNA to grant immortality?

 

[KevanG]

We need to use the Neo-genic recombinator!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

We need to use the Neo-genic recombinator!

You want an immortal Sharknado, Kev? Cuz this is how you get immortal Sharknadoes.

 

[KevanG]

Aw.

I like immortal sharknadoes.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Immortal Sharknado Vs. Super Bearicane.


These things write themselves.

 

[KevanG]

Well the sharknado seems to need a constant influx of water to keep the sharks alive. Bears don't need that. If the sharknado moved inland to fight the bearicane then it would be just a few minutes before the bearincane won.

 

[Enriquespy]

Impressive
I've been left with my jaws open.

That's fintastical.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Yes, and the Man-Spiders.

Should we also kill the Batman?

 

[KevanG]

Last time it was tried it was pretty awesome. The time after when they stole his money was pretty bad though.

Let's try it and see what happens.

 

[chamber-music]

How long until we inject people with their DNA to grant immortality?

Or they become street sharks