Haha jal, i win!!!

[chaseter]

I went to LA on Monday to go to the LOST event. Well, on my way back on Wednesday...I boarded my plane from LAX to DFW at 1:50pm. I was walking past first class and I saw the stunning beauty sitting in first class right in front of my eyes:

I even brushed past her when I walked by. I got closer to Jessica Alba than you ever did JAL!!!

I wanted to get a pic with her or an autograph but I couldn't stand in the aisle while we were boarding. I hoped I could see her when we exited but she was in first class and I was in coach way in the back As soon as I got off, JAlba dissapeared

But, I WIN

 

[chaseter]

Stupid Hype caps taker downers. Mods, please make my title all caps to do the theme justice.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Dude, you should have totally tripped and copped some boobage.

*High five*

 

[chaseter]

I saw Justin Chatwin too but I didn't really give a **** and let him keep walking by. I maybe should have punched him.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Maybe you should have done what greenman was doing in your avvy to him.

 

[Crook]

I even brushed past her when I walked by. I got closer to Jessica Alba than you ever did JAL!!!

Were you slick enough to pull that "I'm trying to move past so I---whoops, sorry for grazing you" move and got a feel for her chest, even if it was through your arms and back?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Maybe you should have done what greenman was doing in your avvy to him.

That's mean. Just because the guy can't act (much like J. Alba herself) doesn't mean he should be subjected to violence.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

He was like oops sorry, I can't help myself I have terrible balance. Oh, sorry I feel into your lap.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

That's mean. Just because the guy can't act (much like J. Alba herself) doesn't mean he should be subjected to violence.

I was just joking, I have no problem against the guy, unlike a lot of others do here.

 

[chaseter]

He deserves a beating for thinking Dragonball was going to be good.

 

[chaseter]

I should have said:

Hey there lady, my weiner wants to touch your lady parts. Or maybe a little more subtle. Hi Ms. Alba, can we do it? Or maybe, I loved you in the smash hit, The Eye, can we have secks?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Or when you were passing by her and she had her back towards you. You should have said don't be alarmed, It's just my penis, It's just my penis.

 

[Catman]

This thread is a year too late. JAL has "grown up" too much. He's "mature" now. So, we can't really get the full enjoyment out of it.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

This thread is a year too late. JAL has "grown up" too much. He's "mature" now. So, we can't really get the full enjoyment out of it.

If you want, I can act like it's old times.



OMG how dare you! That should have been me! I hate you and i hate her husband, she should be with me! I am the J Alba Lover.

 

[chaseter]

You know who hasn't grown up? All the teen girls and Disney stars that Catman adores.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

You know who hasn't grown up? All the teen girls and Disney stars that Catman adores.

And that's the way he likes them.


Plus he is named after a Nick cartoon character from Fairly Odd Parents.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

If you want, I can act like it's old times.



OMG how dare you! That should have been me! I hate you and i hate her husband, she should be with me! I am the J Alba Lover.

This is the best post of the last 2 years

 

[Catman]

This is the best post of the last 2 years

Amen.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

This is the best post of the last 2 years

I just try you give everyone what they want. Including a merry Christmas and a happy new year.

 

[chaseter]

And a Justin Chatwin beating.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

God bless you man. Takin' me down memory lane..

 

[knowsbleed]

Why would The Alba be going to Dallas? Hmmm... I call BS on chaseter's big ****ing lie.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

How was the Lost event?

 

[Prison Mike]

I'm with Lunar. I want to know more about the LOST event!

 

[Ahura Mazda]

This is quite funny to read actually. Anyways, i am more interested in the event as well as how TAC would be doing with what would be his new child and girlfreind.

Anyways, happy holidays.