Haha... Tourists...

[SpeterMan3]

http://travel.aol.com/travel-ideas/...eas/articles/most-laughable-tourist-questions

Epcot
"Do the fireworks go off in the sky?"
"'How do I get back to my hotel?' To which I answered, 'Which resort are you staying at?' The answer was 'I don't know, I think I'm on the second floor though.'"
"Can you call a cab and have them pick me up right here, I'm tired" (asked in the middle of Epcot.)
—Lisa Ann Schreier, former Epcot employee

LEGOLAND
"Are your rides made of LEGO?"
"Why isn't everything made of LEGO?"
"Are the fish in the aquarium made of LEGO?

"We also get lots of jokes about how painful the slides must be and how uncomfortable our desk chairs are."
—Beth Downing, LEGOLAND

Gettysburg National Military Park
"Why were so many Civil War battles fought in National Parks?"
"Were many of the monuments damaged during the battle?"
—Bob Prosperi, Licensed Battlefield Guide

Key West, Florida
"Do you have a sunset every day? If I miss it, will it be again later?"
—Phyllis May, former concierge in Key West

Silverwood Theme Park
"Can I sleep inside your park, so I don’t have to pay tomorrow?"
—Mark Robitaille, Silverwood employee

Mendocino Coast, California
“What time do the whales go by?"
—Cammie Conlon, formerly with the Mendocino Coast Chamber of Commerce

Bellingrath Gardens and Home, Theodore, Alabama
"On a rainy day, from time to time, a guest will call the Gardens on their cell phone from our parking lot and ask if it is raining in the Gardens, which is only about 30 yards away."
—Leslie Schraeder, Bellingrath employee

Holiday World & Splashin Safari, Santa Claus, Indiana
"I once overheard a guest, walking with her family and looking at the park map she was holding, say: 'Why don't they have a you are here marker on this map?'"

"We have a large Santa Claus statue in the Christmas-themed section of our park. One morning I saw a little girl, frozen with delight, staring at the huge (to her) statue. When her parents prompted, 'Who is that honey?' She broke into a run, gleefully shouting: 'Mickey!'"
—Paula Werne, Holiday World employee

Walt Disney World
“Is Walt Disney really frozen in a special room in the castle?”
“Can you turn off the rain?”
“If Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, why can Goofy talk and Pluto can’t?”
“Are Mickey and Minnie married, dating, or living together?”
“What time is the three o’clock parade?”
— Dennis Snow, former Walt Disney World employee

 

[katie_girl09]

Well, I've always wondered how Goofy has a pet dog. Or Mickey for that matter...

 

[SpeterMan3]

I've always wondered that too... and I find the Mickey-Minnie thing interesting now too...

 

[Deaths Head II]

The Goofy and Pluto thing is a valid concern.

 

[SpeterMan3]

It is. I'm e-mailing Disney for an explanation.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

“If Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, why can Goofy talk and Pluto can’t?”
“Are Mickey and Minnie married, dating, or living together?”

Nothing wrong with these two questions, I've often wondered about both subjects before.

 

[AndThePickles]

Amusing, but worrisome that some people are truly that ignorant and or dumb

 

[Nivek]

I've been living here in Central Florida for going on 9 years now. I would say most of these comments are true.

 

[LEX]

Like cartoon logic is supposed to make sense.

 

[SpeterMan3]

Yes, many a crazy person lives or vacations here in Florida.



AND Why ShouLDn'T CarToons mAke seNse???

 

[Watson]

"Is this the real Caesar's Palace?"

 

[Manic]

Mickey and Minnie are dating, but don't live together. During the shorts shown on "House of Mouse," they had different houses.

I've been wondering about Pluto and Goofy since childhood. Something else for you to chew on: Minnie Mouse has a pet cat named Figaro, and Goofy has a pet cat named Waffles. Goofy's neighbor Pete is a dog in Goof Troop and A Goofy Movie, but a cat in everything else.

 

[chaseter]

"Is this the real Caesar's Palace?"

HAHAHAHA. I got it!

 

[Silvermoth]

ha ha. Love th OP's message.

Once when I was in a zoo a kid pointed at a koala and said "What's that?"

and her dad said "Thats a baby wombat"

 

[Alex The Great]

“If Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, why can Goofy talk and Pluto can’t?”

Must investigate further

 

[Wolfwood]

I'm hoping most of those were said jokingly...

 

[danoyse]

I heard one from someone who worked for the Disney Cruise Line: they got a complaint that the smoke coming out of the ship wasn't shaped like Mickey ears like it was in the commercial.

 

[Alex The Great]

I heard one from someone who worked for the Disney Cruise Line: they got a complaint that the smoke coming out of the ship wasn't shaped like Mickey ears like it was in the commercial.

Yeah, and they told me that it was all for show, can you believe that?