Happy B-Day ETM

[enterthemadness]

I turn 24.

Discuss various things like "Gee, are having cake" or "Golly, are you hitting like clubs?"

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Happy Birthday enterthemadness!!!!!

 

[Sarcasmo]

ETM makes birthday thread for ETM

Ah you know I'm kidding. Happy birthday man. Get drunk and NBA Slam the finest female you can find.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Seriously... who makes himself a "Happy birthday" thread? Starved for attention, much?

I hope your birthday clown is delayed by thirty minutes. And he reeks of cheap booze and cheaper women.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Sarcasmo is new, but he's already much cooler than ETM.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Seriously... who makes himself a "Happy birthday" thread? Starved for attention, much?



He needs to be treated very special,if he made his own birthday thread.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Presents ETM will get for his birthday...

One facebook wall comment. One.

A dinosaur sweater from his great-Aunt Gertrude with a card saying "Merry Christmas!"

An atomic wedgie.

A deathbed confession that he's adopted.

Bills.

.....


No, but seriously, have a good one! t:

 

[Sarcasmo]

He's not gonna NBA Slam anyone, is he?

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Sarcasmo is new, but he's already much cooler than ETM.

I agree.

 

[enterthemadness]

Lol no NBA Slamming. Just a quiet day, nothing special. I already got 4 Facebook happy B-Days, shocked at that many.

>_< my 15 yr old niece punched me in arm 24 times though.

Also I hate waiting, so me^ make thread. I ain't got faith in anyone here making me^ one.

 

[enterthemadness]

I agree.

I still think he's JAL.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I can assure you, I share no resemblance to Frankenberry's long lost son

 

[chaseter]

Happy birthday.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I think he's Bubonic.

 

[enterthemadness]

I can assure you, I share no resemblance to Frankenberry's long lost son

BLANTANT LIES!

Lol Frankenberry's long lost...it true. Also I'm kidding, there no way JAL can comeback.

Imma watch me^ some Marble Hornets and then cry under the covers. Seems like good way to start off b-day.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Haha, aw. Have fun man

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

You seem similar to Bubonic. If you're not Bubonic, can I pretend you are? I ... miss him.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Who was Bubonic? Did he ironically die of the Bubonic Plaque?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Don't make this awkward. Just pretend to be him.

 

[twylight]

That's not awkward at all JJ.

Well ETM, you apparently share a birthday with an evil ex of mine. Who lied to me, dumped me and a week later was making eyes at a girl he'd been 'just friends' with.

So, Happy Birthday. Don't be as much of an ass as he is.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

How do you know ETM isn't your evil ex? I mean, they have the same birthday.

 

[twylight]

ETM doesn't have the same fetishes the dear Evil Ex has.

 

[Wolfwood]

**** it, Happy Birthday ETM! You're not half bad man. I find you to be mildly entertaining most of the time. In fact...you know what? I say good for you for doing what you do man. How's that beard? I remember you had a beard at one point.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I will say this for etm... he takes punishment well. I've never seen him react angrily or lash out at the many degrading insults, face palms and "cool story, bros" that are thrown his way on a daily basis.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I remember you posted images of your birthday last year. You looked happy. May you clone that happiness this year.