Happy Birthday Colossal Spoons

[tzarinna]

aka

Spoiler

Astronomic Forks

 

[Bat Attack]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Tsunulia]

Happy berfday Will you use the fork or the spoon for your cake?

 

[Darren Daring]

**** that, I should get a birthday thread before him.

 

[Drakon]

1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backwards poet writes inverse.

5. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

6. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

7. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

8. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you
A-flat Minor.

9. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

10. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully
recovered.

11. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart.

12. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

13. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

14. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

15. Every calendar's days are numbered.

16. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

17. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

18. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

19. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

20. Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

21. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

22. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she
thought she'd dye.

23. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

24. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

25. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of
defeat.

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These bad puns are my gift to you.

 

[Mee]

Happy birthday!

 

[PWN3R]

I was going to get you a gift, but then I saw Drakon's and nothing can top that.


Happy B-Day Colossal!

 

[E-Mack]

Have a nice one CS.

May your gf give you all the kitty-kat that you so desire on this great occasion.

 

[Sabretooth]

Happy bday.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Have a good one, Super Butter Knife.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

Drakon's lost it ever since his name was bolded.

Happy birthday Spoons.

 

[Drakon]

Drakon's lost it ever since his name was bolded.

Happy birthday Spoons.

When you're this sexy, you've gotta have a flaw somewhere.

 

[Lurk]

HaPpY bIrThDaY!!!!!!!!

 

[Warhammer]

There's only 2 minutes left, so Happy Birthday Spoons.

 

[The Chairman]

Happy Birthday.

 

[Warhammer]

...I was suprised no one said HB in the SHH evacuee thread on CS.

 

[Kmack]

Happy B-Day

 

[DBella]

Buon Compleanno! Have a good one, CS!

 

[X-Ray]

Happy Birthday CS!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Thank you, my loyal subjects. Upon reaching the legal age for alcohol consumption; I've come to the following conclusion: going to bars is freaking expensive!

 

[Master Chief]

Happy Birthday Sir Will Foxx. lol.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hahaha, ty.

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

 

[jaguarr]

Hey, happy birthday, dude! Now quit slacking and get your ass in the gym!

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Happy Birthday, Sucka!
May you recieve many sexual presents.