Happy birthday Drak!!!!

[Drakon]

Thanks, guys. It's much appreciated!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Bropy Hapday, birth!

 

[DOG LIPS]

OK, who's going to hold him down while Wil administers the spankings?

 

[POWdER-man]

Happy Birthday Drak...

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Happy "You're closer to death" day

 

[Master Chief]

You DOG LIPS. You hold him.

I said Happy Birthday today though... another wouldn't hurt. Happy birthday. Again.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

My hand has not touched another man's ass since 1996 and I'm not going to break that streak on DRAKON.

 

[Master Chief]

Use a stick. Or one of those spiked S&M things.

 

[DOG LIPS]

My hand has not touched another man's ass since 1996 and I'm not going to break that streak on DRAKON.

You just broke the poor man's heart.

On his BIRTHDAY no less.

 

[Drakon]

My hand has not touched another man's ass since 1996 and I'm not going to break that streak on DRAKON.

I'll be your best friend.....

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Use a stick. Or one of those spiked S&M things.

A 10 foot pole.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

My hand has not touched another man's ass since 1996 and I'm not going to break that streak on DRAKON.

Don't listen to him, at last years Christmas party he was groping Master Bruce's butt all over. They were both drunk though, and we told MB that Wilhelm was Katie Holmes....laugh riot.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Don't listen to him, at last years Christmas party he was groping Master Bruce's butt all over. They were both drunk though, and we told MB that Wilhelm was Katie Holmes....laugh riot.

But... MB didn't drink.

 

[THWIP*]

My hand has not touched another man's ass since 1996 and I'm not going to break that streak on DRAKON.

AS AWKWARD AND CONFUSING AS THAT NIGHT WAS, I'M FLATTERED THAT I WAS "YOUR LAST".

 

[ShadowBoxing]

But... MB didn't drink.

Oh crap

 

[DBella]

Happy Birthday, Tiger!

 

[Lackey]

Happy Birthday, Drakon

 

[Killa Pooh Bear]

Drakon has a fanciful urethra. I'd be damn proud to be that man's urine. Well done, and to all, a goodnight!

PS - Malice sux!

 

[Drakon]

Ironic I come back from a Number One to read that, KPB.

 

[Killa Pooh Bear]

Irony? or tiny cameras in your bathroom? You make the call.

 

[Drakon]

Has to be irony. My bathroom is so small, I have to stand outside the door and pee into the toilet from the hallway. It's way too small for cameras.

 

[THWIP*]

Has to be irony. My bathroom is so small, I have to stand outside the door and pee into the toilet from the hallway. It's way too small for cameras.

..........WHILE STANDING ON ONE LEG!
YOU'RE JUST A TALENTED SONOFABlTCH.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Has to be irony. My bathroom is so small, I have to stand outside the door and pee into the toilet from the hallway. It's way too small for cameras.

In this day and age, even your urethra is not too small for cameras. I believe that's where he's installed them.

 

[Drakon]

In this day and age, even your urethra is not too small for cameras. I believe that's where he's installed them.

I thought it burned! Medic!

 

[Killa Pooh Bear]

Yeah, I was gonna say the camera inside the urethra thing, but since it's already said, I'll save the limerick I made up for another time.