Happy Birthday Elijya!

[X-Ray]

 

[The Chairman]

Eliyjah is awesome. Have a great birthday.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Happy Birthday!!!

 

[FaT_tONle]

Edit

 

[Super Kal]

happy birthday

 

[TEDDY]

Happy Birthday! TEDDY!!! up:

 

[knowsbleed]

Happy getting closer to your death day.

 

[Not Jake]

moer like happy birhgday jaek. am i righrt foldks. yes.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Happy Birthday! t:

 

[MYSTERY]

Happy B-day!

 

[Ahura Mazda]

Happy Birthday

 

[Sensi]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Prognosticator]

I didn't know Comic Book Dictionaries had Birthdays??







Have a good one!

 

[DBella]

Happy Day of your Birth!

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Happy B-Day.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I remember Elyjiah.
He should have good birthday.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Happy Birthday, Eli.

 

[Savage]

I got those candles. They suck. Wax all over my friggin cake.

Happy Birthday Elijya!

 

[PLAS]

have a great time today, and more specially, say hello to your mom, she's the one who went through labor to get you here up:

 

[AndThePickles]

Happy happy birthday!!!!!

 

[Themanofbat]

moer like happy birhgday jaek. am i righrt foldks. yes.

Jake, you drunken bastard, I posted a belated birthday thread that was inexplicably deleted in less than 90 minutes... probably because you were stealing Eli's birthday thunder (either that or the Hype Cops really hate your guts).

So here it is again, with the thread title in bold....

Happy Belated Birthday, Jakesteraholic...

... or the Poster Currently Known as Not Jake.

The Sodomy King, the Man of the Ass Funnies, & the kid who can't handle his liquor.

Growing up in some State in the middle of butt-f****k nowhere, he would watch the tumbleweeds pass by his room and develop his nasty signature sense of anal humour (also thanks to a Ken doll that he had until college) and bestow the Hype with his funnies from 2001 onward. Always one to have a brush with the Hype Law, yet understood by the cooler Hype Law that have calmer heads, the Poster Formerly Known as Jakesteraholic and now Currently Known as Simply Not Jake has had minimal impact on all of our lackluster lives, and I for one, can simply thank him for that (also, he can't get the buggering he really craves on account he lives in the middle of nowhere).

So Happy Belated Birthday Jake (it was yesterday)...

I know you got drunk... I just hope that Ken doll survived the night.

Cheers,

Mike

 

[Armand Z Trip]

Happy birthday