Happy Birthday Erzengel

[Erzengel]

I was told I was 6 years in the making.

 

[Mee]

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You look like a Bantha
And you smell like one too

 

[Logan's Runt]

Erz is old, hooray! :heart:

 

[Mee]

I was told I was 6 years in the making.

Now that's stamina.

 

[BillyZaned]

I was told I was 6 years in the making.

just visualize it.... your mom.... your dad..... 6 years of trying....

 

[Logan's Runt]

Erz has really hot parents.

 

[BillyZaned]

Erz has really hot parents.

t:

that's good... nothing worse then accidently visualizing your dad lifting your mothers gut....

 

[Erzengel]

Erz is old, hooray! :heart:

Thanks Runt. :heart:

Show more conservative pics.

 

[LEX]

Many happy returns. Have a smashing one.

 

[Logan's Runt]

Thanks Runt. :heart:

Show more conservative pics.

Just for you, babylove.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Happy B-Day Dawg!

 

[Erzengel]

Now that's stamina.

just visualize it.... your mom.... your dad..... 6 years of trying....

Erz has really hot parents.

t:

that's good... nothing worse then accidently visualizing your dad lifting your mothers gut....

 

[Erzengel]

Many happy returns. Have a smashing one.

Thanks Lex. I appreciate it.

Just for you, babylove.

Cankles.

It's like kryptonite.

Happy B-Day Dawg!

Thanks GV. Hope your love life has improved.

 

[BillyZaned]

Just for you, babylove.

half the fun is trying to find out wear the calf ends, and the ankle begins

 

[Logan's Runt]

I'm going to make Erz a cankle cake next year. Doughy, chewy, oh so sweet.

 

[Erzengel]

At least make it chocolate because that's how I like my women.

 

[bullets]

a little lat eon this one but happy birthday erz! erz engel kind of sounds like earth angel and i was just listening to the earth angel cover by death cab for cutie.

 

[Erzengel]

Yeah I get that a lot and you're not late as it's only 11:17 AM here and that's the only time it matters.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Erzie-poo's Birthday?!

My gifts... they were destroyed in a fatal gift bombing. You've never heard of a gift bomb? Well, they're obviously a type of bomb that only destroys gifts. Horrible, I know.

So, all I have to give you is me. Come get it, girl! :heart:

 

[Erzengel]

You're taken. That lady friend that's into you.

Don't be a ****e.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

That big fat lady he uses to buy his beers?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You're taken. That lady friend that's into you.

Don't be a ****e.

She thinks I'm taken. And now she's right.

Because I belong to you, my half-Asian Mistress of LOVE.

 

[CrashNburn]

You're taken. That lady friend that's into you.

Don't be a ****e.

That big fat lady he uses to buy his beers?

AHAHAHA!!! its funny how everyone knows about this!

Anyways, HAPPY BIRTHDAY Erz! Hope you have a good one bro!

 

[CrashNburn]

the cankle pics are so f'n disturbing! Nasty!

 

[DX]

Happy birthday, Erz.