Happy Birthday Mr Sparkle

[maxwell's demon]

You're mentally unbalanced, have horrible taste in music, and missed my wedding. Happy Birthday you psycho!

 

[Mr Sparkle]

yay!!!!!!!! (I'm still wayyyyy bummed about missing the wedding...Colin Meloy was there for ****'s sake!!!)
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[Kenji Li]

hAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!!!!!!

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Happy Birthday.

 

[tzarinna]

 

[Truthteller]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN!!!

 

[Erundur]

Happy Birthday you diseased corporate hog

 

[Chauncey]

Happy Birthday, you uber sexy, morally deficient mesiah with great taste in stand-up comedy, you.

Also, apple pie. And Slavery!!!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Ohhh, I get it, "just turned 30 today"..."Happy Birthday".

Well, Happy Birthday. I know you're wrong about illegal immigration and the importance of learning English if you plan on living in America...but other than that you Rock it hardcore.

Have Fun!

 

[Mr Sparkle]

LOL, I shall.

 

[maxwell's demon]

that is a very big bong.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Smilies Gone Wild

 

[maxwell's demon]

or wait is it a hookah?

 

[raybia]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...MR. SPO...er...SPARKLE.

 

[jaguarr]

Congratulations. I hope your family decorates your home in the very southern suburbs of San Diego nicely for your birthday.

jag

 

[Dorian Gray]

Happy Birthday

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Congratulations. I hope your family decorates your home in the very southern suburbs of San Diego nicely for your birthday.

jag

yeah, Tijuana is pretty much a suburb of San Diego.
we're like the crazy uncle nobody talk about but everyone visits when they are running low on weed.t:

 

[Armand Z Trip]

Happy Birthday Mr. Sparkle.

 

[Sensi]

Happy Birthday! Have a great day and year.

 

[Duende Verde]

Happy Birthday!

 

[hippie_hunter]

Happy birthday man

 

[jaguarr]

yeah, Tijuana is pretty much a suburb of San Diego.
we're like the crazy uncle nobody talk about but everyone visits when they are running low on weed.t:

....or wants to see a donkey show.

jag

 

[Duende Verde]

yeah, Tijuana is pretty much a suburb of San Diego.
we're like the crazy uncle nobody talk about but everyone visits when they are running low on weed.t:

Yeah, the one with the big liquor cabinet and let's his underage foreign nephews drink.

 

[Chauncey]

May Jesus bless you with the gift of a God-fearing, sub-serviant wife who will bear you a great number of children with which to indoctrinate and contribute to over-population.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

May Jesus bless you with the gift of a God-fearing, sub-serviant wife who will bear you a great number of children with which to indoctrinate and contribute to over-population.

I'm whipped so that's out the window.
and I'm afraid of rugrats, your good wishes are a gift in and of themselves though.