Happy Birthday, bruh, you creepy, creepy Nebraskan! I know you're studying for the bar so you won't be tripping the fun-o-meter very hard this year for your birthday, but it'll be worth it. Soon you'll have your license to practice law and you'll be getting filthy rich defending dirty scumbags who probably deserve to go to jail. Thankfully they'll have you for a lawyer so they'll most likely get exactly that. And you'll get paid. Everybody wins.
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