Have you ever SAID something you meant to only THINK?

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Have you ever SAID something you meant to only THINK?

I was behind two ladies in a movie theater. They were taking up all the room to walk up the stairs and they were sitting there talking.

I was thinking "Would you F**KING move?"

Well, I said it instead of just thought it.

They were needless to say, somewhat stunned. They promptly moved.
 
Standing behind a gorgeous woman in a que also at a movie theatre.

"WoW" Clearly while staring at her ass. Instead of meaning to think it.

She turned and gave me a funny look.
 
Yep, that happens to me often. I only regret it half the time:o
 
Can't remember ever doing it.
 
I hate you people.














Sh't. :(
 
I usually don't mind saying what I'm thinking; there's probably a good reason I'm thinkin' it! I doubt I would have hesitiated to tell the heifers at the movie to get a *****n move on, it wouldn't be the first time:hulk:
 
No, I always say it and mean it. So far no one has hit me yet.
 
yeah, i always say what i think.
 
yep but with no regrets.
 
When I'm sleepy, I tend to lose all tact and frankly respond or give my opinion.
 
There was this girl that was talking non-stop during a history test at school this past year and I said "Will you just shut your fat ass mouth up?" I got an F. :cmad:
 
I do it all the time, most of the time i do it on purpose, just the way i am, im going end up doing it at work soon they are pissing me off somewhat latley
 
one time I was really stoned and I was mumbling everything I was thinking... it was weird.
 
Yeah...actually as I get tired while I lift I lose control over my interior monologue.
 
ShadowBoxing said:
Yeah...actually as I get tired while I lift I lose control over my interior monologue.

haha, what are you saying to yourself?

You so sesssy, you sexy b!tch
 
Malice said:
Have you ever SAID something you meant to only THINK?

I was behind two ladies in a movie theater. They were taking up all the room to walk up the stairs and they were sitting there talking.

I was thinking "Would you F**KING move?"

Well, I said it instead of just thought it.

They were needless to say, somewhat stunned. They promptly moved.
Haha :p

Sometimes it's more effective to say what you think even when it's rude.
 
That's hilarious Malice. :):up:
So tell me, did you later regret saying that to complete strangers?

And yes, I've been known to do it, especially whenever I'm loosing consciousness from sleep deprivation.
 
One time, while I was sitting in class, this girl was moved to a seat closer to the front of the room where I was sitting. She was complaining about how she had to sit with all the nerds and geeks. I got angry and blurted out, "You are such a b*tch." Apparently, the teacher agreed. I never got in trouble for the incident. :o
 
I called a teacher a **** once because of the way she walked and dressed in the classroom. Good thing she didn't hear :O
 
"Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian......"
(everyone stares)
"Did I say that out loud?"
 
I was once sitting in the staffroom with a bunch of friends, and I suddenly blurted out "I like to put baby lotion on myself".

There was a silence which followed this announcement, then looks of bemused terror.
 
JLBats said:
I was once sitting in the staffroom with a bunch of friends, and I suddenly blurted out "I like to put baby lotion on myself".

There was a silence which followed this announcement, then looks of bemused terror.

Sometimes I deliberately say things like this, just to see the look on my friends/familys faces. I've "came out" to my mum twice already, but now shes all but convinced i'm gay :(
 

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