Hawkeye Hair v. Hockey Hair: Dawn of Mullets

[Deck Rickard]

Would you rather have a Renner-style mullhawk or a Jaromir Jagr-style mullet?

VS.

 

[Donner]

As a woman, I'd rather date a guy with Hawkeye hair than a mullet. Long hair is gross to me.

 

[Deck Rickard]

I always look at pictures of mullets and wonder... why did anyone EVER think this looked good? Like, WHY was that ever a popular style? lol

 

[jolldan]

I picked hockey hair because if left unchecked I could see my hair looking like this lol.

 

[Deck Rickard]

I picked hockey hair because if left unchecked I could see my hair looking like this lol.

LOL yeah there have been a few times when I let me hair grow out that it started to resemble hockey hair.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Definitely the mullet. Jagr's is pretty good but I'd go the route of "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton from the NWA and WCW wrestling days. A truly glorious mullet! Honestly, watch ANY pro wrestling from the 80's and you will find GLORIOUS mullets. You've been warned....

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

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I just wish I had hair.

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Let me be more specific... I wish I had hair on my head. Everywhere else is like some kind of sub-Sasquatch species thing.

 

[Deck Rickard]

Definitely the mullet. Jagr's is pretty good but I'd go the route of "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton from the NWA and WCW wrestling days. A truly glorious mullet! Honestly, watch ANY pro wrestling from the 80's and you will find GLORIOUS mullets. You've been warned....

I need pics of this.

Honestly, the real reason I started this thread was pretty much in the hopes that people would post some great mullet pictures.

 

[Deck Rickard]

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I just wish I had hair.

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Let me be more specific... I wish I had hair on my head. Everywhere else is like some kind of sub-Sasquatch species thing.

Sorry, man. I feel your pain. My hair has thinned out on some parts of my head and it sucks. I’m so jealous of so many of my friends.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Bobby Eaton on the right hand side. That's the mullet I'd go for. I call this a "Power Mullet"

 

[SpideyInATree]

This kid takes the cake though....

 

[SpideyInATree]

However, you can't go wrong with the permed mullet, worn splendidly by the late, great Rick Rude

 

[Deck Rickard]

YES this is what I'm talking about. Thank you for posting some epic mullet pics. Here are some more.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

This kid takes the cake though....

Child abuse.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Hawkeye's hair isn't a mullet, and it looks much easier to maintain than Jagr's massive mane.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Deck Rickard, those are some epic mullets!

This is kind of Hawkeye-ish. Let the back grow out....

 

[Deck Rickard]

Deck Rickard, those are some epic mullets!

This is kind of Hawkeye-ish. Let the back grow out....

YES

That's like a Brian Bosworth special.