Hawkingbird No More! YA spoliers within

[Roughneck]

Has she ever even shot an arrow?

 

[Kotagg]

Blah blah - Hawkeye was boring as hell anyway. At least looking at Hawkeye now will be aesthetically appeasing.

 

[BrianWilly]

She's shot plenty of arrows. Against Kang, against Hyde...etc etc.

 

[deemar325]

I'm not feeling it.

Kate as Hawkeye is an insult to how Clint got the axe by Bendis.

 

[Darthphere]

Blah blah - Hawkeye was boring as hell anyway. At least looking at Hawkeye now will be aesthetically appeasing.

Then people ask why artists draw women with big boobs. Because of fans like this.

 

[deemar325]

Then people ask why artists draw women with big boobs. Because of fans like this.

Big boobs are fine, but it's when it's for a shallow effect that it's annoying.

Fans who are like said, poster are ******s.

 

[Kotagg]

Ahh, yes Darth - lump me in with a group of adolescent teens simply because I'm straight and like how women look. That makes sense.

I was joking about the last part; I know that forums aren't the best medium for jokes, as they don't convey intent or facial expressions, but I thought that's what the smiley faces were for. Get your heads out of your asses, guys.

I was NOT joking, however, about how Clint Barton is one of the most boring, one-dimensional characters I've ever read about.

 

[Darthphere]

I was NOT joking, however, about how Clint Barton is one of the most boring, one-dimensional characters I've ever read about.

Thats cool, its your opinion. I just find your opinion to be a really crappy one.

 

[deemar325]

Ahh, yes Darth - lump me in with a group of adolescent teens simply because I'm straight and like how women look. That makes sense.

I was joking about the last part; I know that forums aren't the best medium for jokes, as they don't convey intent or facial expressions, but I thought that's what the smiley faces were for. Get your heads out of your asses, guys.

I was NOT joking, however, about how Clint Barton is one of the most boring, one-dimensional characters I've ever read about.

Agree to disagree.

Hawkeye has consistently been one of the more interesting Avengers.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Wouldn't big boobs hinder her arrow shooting ability?

 

[Kotagg]

See now, I can respect that, Darth. What I can't respect is people degrading me.

You're usually a cool enough cat, but that was just uncalled for.

 

[Darthphere]

Wouldn't big boobs hinder her arrow shooting ability?

Yes, this is why the Amazons would cut off one of their boobs.

 

[Darthphere]

See now, I can respect that, Darth. What I can't respect is people degrading me.

You're usually a cool enough cat, but that was just uncalled for.

Maybe. But you dont talk about Hawkeye like that.

 

[deemar325]

Wouldn't big boobs hinder her arrow shooting ability?

She could always switch to popping ping-pong balls out her cleavage.

 

[Kotagg]

HA!

Hawkeye has consistently been one of the more interesting Avengers.

I'll be honest too, Deemar. I actually think ALL of the older Avengers, other than Stark, are extremely dull. This is why I'm one of the only people on these boards that loves New Avengers.

 

[Darthphere]

I dont think Tony has done anything worth mentioning since Demon in a Bottle.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yes, this is why the Amazons would cut off one of their boobs.

I just read that part in Y:The Last Man. Ugh.

 

[Darthphere]

I just read that part in Y:The Last Man. Ugh.

Im sure they probably ate that boob after.

 

[deemar325]

Im sure they probably ate that boob after.

For some reason that doesn't gross me out, it does the opposite.

 

[deemar325]

HA!



I'll be honest too, Deemar. I actually think ALL of the older Avengers, other than Stark, are extremely dull. This is why I'm one of the only people on these boards that loves New Avengers.

Kotagg theres is nothing boring about Quicksilver,Captain America,Hercules or Thor. These guys are mad interesting.

 

[Kotagg]

Then people ask why artists draw women with big boobs. Because of fans like this.

:P Haha!

 

[Kotagg]

Yeah I'll take that back, Quicksilver is one of my favorite characters. People like Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye, Hercules, Vision, and others just bore the living fack out of me.

 

[Darthphere]

Yeah I'll take that back, Quicksilver is one of my favorite characters. People like Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye, Hercules, Vision, and others just bore the living fack out of me.

Thor and Hercules-They are Gods amongst mens. If anything theyre interesting because theyre so based in their own mythologies.

Captain AMerica-Is interesting because he'll always be the man out of time. Hes the soldier who serves his country proudly but will stand up for his own ideals even if that means go against the country he serves.

Hawkeye-A ex villain who is charming, kind of a jerk but always comes through when you need him. One of the best fighters in the world due to his training with Cap and hes even trusted enough to be team leader in Cap's absence.

Vision- An android who is filled with human emotions but cant really act on them due to him being a robot. In a sense, hes the most human of all of the Avenegers.


Interesting as hell if you ask me.

 

[deemar325]

Yeah I'll take that back, Quicksilver is one of my favorite characters. People like Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye, Hercules, Vision, and others just bore the living fack out of me.

Herc = Drunken, horny and utterly stupid (near ******) half-god.

Cap = Man out of time, who is the living embodiment of the American dream and is constantly at odd with his government.

Thor = Loves a good brew and is very taken with humanity, has badass adventures from earth to Asgard and carries a big facking Hammer to smite evil.

Hawkeye = Snarky ladies man who is constantly questioning Cap's authority, yet he is the one guy who would tow the line to save his comrades even though he's just a guy with a bow and arrow and cajones the size of Manhattan.

Vision = You got me there.

 

[Kotagg]

Thor and Hercules-They are Gods amongst mens. If anything theyre interesting because theyre so based in their own mythologies.

The boring part abouty them, in my opinion, is their overwhelming power. I don't like extremely powerful or Cosmic characters, unless they stay relegated to a Cosmic setting. Also, I'm a HUGE student of mythology: this has a two-fold effect on me. First, I see any discrepancy as extremely annoying. Second, I like them better IN their mythological settings, and not here.

Captain AMerica-Is interesting because he'll always be the man out of time. Hes the soldier who serves his country proudly but will stand up for his own ideals even if that means go against the country he serves.

I also have problems with the "Paladin" characters, if you know anything about D&D or other similar fantasy settings. A character that is always good is the most boring thing to read - I like truly conflicted characters; REAL people, if you will.

Hawkeye-A ex villain who is charming, kind of a jerk but always comes through when you need him. One of the best fighters in the world due to his training with Cap and hes even trusted enough to be team leader in Cap's absence.

This has been done a million times before, from Han Solo to Itolacus to Tyrion Lannister.

Vision- An android who is filled with human emotions but cant really act on them due to him being a robot. In a sense, hes the most human of all of the Avenegers.

Data, anyone?