Hellos. I'm recruiting a Secretary.

[Kipobe]

So anyways, my time here seems to be taken up with catching up on the latest gossip and correspondence with folks. I need to share the workload... I need a secretary.

My secretary will have to be in charge of the following:

• Find older posts and information on demand w/ links
• Fill me in on the current word on the street complete with jack and dmcnx updates
• Contact Mods for info on people w/ dual identities
• Correspondence w/ people I'm too good to talk to directly
• Find out what happened to Gunny
• Speak well of me when I'm not around
• Post the occasional thread in my behalf, and finally
• Lots and lots of other stuff

Now, I know what you're thinking: "where the hell can I sign up?" Whoa, whoa... easy there cowboy. There's some stuff to consider first. Of course, this isn't exactly a salary position... in fact, you get nothing. Furthermore, I'm very demanding and expect near perfection... actually, complete perfection... and I'll never fully appreciate your worth, and possibly call you names. Lastly, you'll have to be online virtually all the time so you'll be available when I need you.

On the other hand, I'll love you forever. A great opportunity if you don't suck. Post applications.

I love you all
Kipobe

 

[Immortalfire]

Only a complete monkey head will do this

 

[Kipobe]

Only a complete monkey head will do this

swhy i posted it in community

 

[Flash-er]

If you were a hot girl and sex would be a form of "payment", then sure. Otherwise you sound like you're McGuiness' boss.

 

[Kaleb]

um how many hrs would you have to put in a week ?

 

[Flash-er]

um how many hrs would you have to put in a week ?

See the part where it says you'd have to be online virtually all the time? *now waits for him to get it on his own*

 

[Hunter Rider]

The robot guy is the one you seek

 

[Erzengel]

I think you should hire one of lowely posters and with your shining examples and strict discipline, you can bring up to notoriety around here.

 

[Hunter Rider]

I think you should hire one of lowely posters and with your shining examples and strict discipline, you can bring up to notoriety around here.

JAL ?

 

[Immortalfire]

JAL ?

Haha

 

[kane9321]

make sure she's hot

 

[Calvin]

Sad times.

 

[Erzengel]

 

[Kaleb]

great film

 

[jaguarr]

Sad times.

Understatement.

jag

 

[Calvin]

Seriously, this is worse than the Kipobe Project.

 

[Kaleb]

the kipobe project?

 

[jaguarr]

Seriously, this is worse than the Kipobe Project.

It's possible that he's devolving.

jag

 

[Danalys]

it'd be funny if the secretary took the job as seriously as kipobe takes his hype projects.

 

[Immortalfire]

Kip would hire a secretary, and then forget all about them two days later.

 

[Eric Draven]

I would totally advise against anybody taking this job

 

[Calvin]

Kip

He prefers Poob.

 

[Immortalfire]

Of course, silly me.

 

[DBella]

Who wants to do all that work for nothing?!

 

[AnimeJune]

Wow - it's actually kind of sad when it comes to the point that a guy posting on an Internet messageboard, most likely from the computer in his mother's basement, on subjects pertaining to hobbies like comics and movies, needs a secretary to handle his posts. Do you do this for a living? No.