Hex your Ex's

[chaseter]

Soooo...vent about ex's

Where you the one to break up or did you get your heart broken? Do you stay in touch with your ex's??? Are you glad you left them because they are total fatties now? Did you ever regret loosing him/her/it?

One of my ex's recently dated this d-bag
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...iewPicture&friendID=163756162&albumId=1106924
Modeling...what...for Vanilla Ice look alikes or the Russian from Rocky

I stay in contact with about 3 of my ex's and we hang out sometimes. I was always the breaker-uper and don't regret doing it once.

 

[odiin]

She traded up BIG TIME.

 

[Superman4ever]

^^ LMAO...

The guy does look like a *****e bag. He reminds me of the HS bully (I forget his name) from Napoleon Dynamite.

 

[odiin]

So this is your ex then?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=155406250

 

[Halcohol]

I'm fairly certain if my ex and I ever saw each other again, it would be dependent on our reflexes to see who could kill the other first.

 

[chaseter]

So this is your ex then?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=155406250

No that is not her...they aren't dating anymore or they are just 'friends with benefits'. She updates her crap on facebook and I noticed last week she went from a relationship to single as it posts an update on your home page of what your friends are doing. She then called me last week to go do something and I lied and said I had plans.

 

[Erzengel]

Ha, I was like what's with the glamour shots but I forgot some schools do that with 10 or so different poses for the yearbook. Hahahaha.

I don't know anything about him, and I don't care that he took Chaseter's girl but I want to punch him in his face.

Edit: He's 27, those aren't glamour shots those are head shots. LOL

 

[SuBe]

I'm usually the the Breaker upper, but I keep in touch with all my exes.

 

[OctaviusINC]

So, vent about ex's, eh?

ok

Spoiler

god what a ****e

Ah, that felt better

 

[CorpusBlack]

Should I vent about the one who used me as a transitional boyfriend, the one who left me for porn or the one who stole my PS2 and games and pawned them off to move to Canada?

 

[Eggyman]

I don't need to vent. They're not worth my time

The last one was a nutter - I did what I needed to and then broomed her fast

 

[PWN3R]

I'm fairly certain if my ex and I ever saw each other again, it would be dependent on our reflexes to see who could kill the other first.

Oh man, if you only knew. I read the title, and you know how sometimes you form your response before you even enter the thread? I was totally thinking your post. It's the same way with me.

 

[tzarinna]

Really, I'm done with all that. But if I'm ever in NC I'm hunting that mother****er down. :crazy:

 

[Joker]

Should I vent about the one who used me as a transitional boyfriend, the one who left me for porn or the one who stole my PS2 and games and pawned them off to move to Canada?

I just cant be mad about girl #2 there. You should have just given her a "lesbian porn only" rule and stayed with her

 

[knowsbleed]

One of my ex's found me on classmates.com... and she looks even foiner than she did when we were together.

 

[CorpusBlack]

I just cant be mad about girl #2 there. You should have just given her a "lesbian porn only" rule and stayed with her

Pornstars don't make their own rules until they are established. She moved to LA anyway, that's what ended it.

 

[terry78]

The dude that stole your girlfriend must shop at the "stereotypical 1980's high school movie villain" shop. Frat boy looks, baseball cap, giant smile, blonde hair. All you need to do now is barely beat his ass when he gets too fresh with your ex, then kiss her, followed by a slow clap from the gathering crowd.

 

[CorpusBlack]

The dude that stole your girlfriend must shop at the "stereotypical 1980's high school movie villain" shop. Frat boy looks, baseball cap, giant smile, blonde hair. All you need to do now is barely beat his ass when he gets too fresh with your ex, then kiss her, followed by a slow clap from the gathering crowd.

John Hughes style.

 

[Eggyman]

One of my ex's found me on classmates.com... and she looks even foiner than she did when we were together.

That's probably why she found you *Ooooo looki meee*

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I hate two of my ex's. I hope there knee caps suddenly explode, sending cartilage and flesh all over the place. As they crawl for help a homeless man rapes them. As they lay shivering and crying an ambulance finally pulls up. As think they are on there way to safety the ambulance crashes. The bodies are sent crashing and burning with steal ripping their skin into shreds.
The ambulance comes to a stop. There is a little bit of life left. The homeless man jumps into the ambulance raping them once more before they die.

 

[Eggyman]

I hate two of my ex's. I hope there knee caps suddenly explode, sending cartilage and flesh all over the place. As they crawl for help a homeless man rapes them. As they lay shivering and crying an ambulance finally pulls up. As think they are on there way to safety the ambulance crashes. The bodies are sent crashing and burning with steal ripping their skin into shreds.
The ambulance comes to a stop. There is a little bit of life left. The homeless man jumps into the ambulance raping them once more before they die.

So, do you want to tell us why they dumped you?

Ahh, it's Lunar How long did it take before they got sick of The Joker make-up?

 

[jaguarr]

Meh. The ex's I have that things ended on bad terms with I just don't give any thought to, even the ones that wronged me. They aren't worth my time or energy. They don't deserve my anger or my wrath. They're better off left forgotten to their own miseries. I'd rather put my energy and attention into the future going forward and making it what I want it to be instead of living in the past. That strategy has seen me meet and marry an amazing woman with whom I have an amazing relationship on every level imaginable. Negativity just attracts more of the same. Move forwards, not backwards. :yoda:

jag

 

[terry78]

And doting on ex's is for chicks. Come on, bro. We get on the next horse as soon as that **** is over. I see girls crying over some dick that broke their heart, and in the same area see a dude crying over some girl....no. Don't do that.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

So, do you want to tell us why they dumped you?

Ahh, it's Lunar How long did it take before they got sick of The Joker make-up?

I started wearing the make-up afterwards, they drove me to madness.

First ex broke up with me by text, before ignoring me for a week. Her excuse was she was jealous of me because my family loved me and hers didn't. she also said she thought I was going to ask her to marry me and didn't want to get married now.......

The second one ignored me for two weeks, went on holidays with her parents came back and broke up in the middle of the street saying she is to young for a relationship( she is 20) and wanted freedom. 3 weeks later she was with a new guy.

 

[Eggyman]

I started wearing the make-up afterwards, they drove me to madness.

First ex broke up with me by text, before ignoring me for a week. Her excuse was she was jealous of me because my family loved me and hers didn't. she also said she thought I was going to ask her to marry me and didn't want to get married now.......

The second one ignored me for two weeks, went on holidays with her parents came back and broke up in the middle of the street saying she is to young for a relationship( she is 20) and wanted freedom. 3 weeks later she was with a new guy.

And girls like that wonder why men don't listen: It's because we don't want to waste our time listening to lies