Hilarious -- Kids have Sex during Class Assembly on Killings

[rdh007]

My public school was so friggin' boring. All that stupid learning.

 

[Babs Gordon]

omfg... I think about my sixth graders doing it and how I'm teaching them all the puberty goods now in sex ed and I shudder. Underdeveloped pee-pees doing the nasty? Ew!

 

[I_Hate_U_All]

The levity in here is for lack of a better word, very strange.

Well this is a sign of crisis in schools these days isn't it? Is the internet responsible for this sort of stuff?

Some kids are bad, nothing one can do about that but lock them up and hope they stop being idiots, but wow, now they're having sex at school in the 5th grade? And I thought one of the kids kicking a teacher down the steps in 4th grade was pretty bad back when I was in school...

what a ****ed up world... we need real superheros to keep us safe

 

[Hack and Slash]

we're arguing for the kids.
they need guidance from the greatest.

Yeah , those bunch of deranged and sex deprived kids

 

[Ghostvirus]

They should send Michael Jackson into every elementary school in the country. A few ass rapings by the man in the white glove will set them straight.

 

[Calvin]

"I have zero tolerance for drugs, violence or anything like that that goes on in school,"

Yeah, because sex is clearly just as bad as violence and drugs. What an ass.

 

[ang_hulk]

MWAHAHAHAHMWAHMWAHAHAHAH.This is good stuff.Fifth grade,well i guess a girl would be developed enough,the funny thing is that two other kids were watching getting off.you gotta wonder what was said during all this.I bet that schools a ****e house.I woulda done somthin like this at this age with my gf because she was developed just fine so im not going to critisize(except for calling the girl a ****e cause if anyone tried to watch desks woulda flipped)but the funny thing is they confessed.WHY? jesus.Anyways,this school needs a super hero.

 

[chamber-music]

Who the hell is running this school Hugh Hefner?

 

[BloodyWolverine]

This Job calls for Two Men a principal and a teacher who know what it means to be cut throat and lath the smackdown on there candy asses.


Principal.

And.
Professor.

 

[Babs Gordon]

MWAHAHAHAHMWAHMWAHAHAHAH.This is good stuff.Fifth grade,well i guess a girl would be developed enough,the funny thing is that two other kids were watching getting off.you gotta wonder what was said during all this.I bet that schools a ****e house.I woulda done somthin like this at this age with my gf because she was developed just fine so im not going to critisize(except for calling the girl a ****e cause if anyone tried to watch desks woulda flipped)but the funny thing is they confessed.WHY? jesus.Anyways,this school needs a super hero.

Dude they're 10. That's how old fifth graders are. They don't even know the scientific names for their weewees.

 

[Capt Throbberson]

MWAHAHAHAHMWAHMWAHAHAHAH.This is good stuff.Fifth grade,well i guess a girl would be developed enough,the funny thing is that two other kids were watching getting off.you gotta wonder what was said during all this.I bet that schools a ****e house.I woulda done somthin like this at this age with my gf because she was developed just fine so im not going to critisize(except for calling the girl a ****e cause if anyone tried to watch desks woulda flipped)but the funny thing is they confessed.WHY? jesus.Anyways,this school needs a super hero.

If superheroes were around, I'd think they'd be a little too busy to break up prepubescent orgies.

 

[Calvin]

I think expulsion or suspension would be a pretty ridiculous punishment. Sure, it's not an appropriate place to be doing that, but it's not like anyone was in danger because of it. They're the same age pretty much, so I don't see the big deal. I'd give them detention at most, and a high five at the least.

 

[WorthyStevens]

Two fifth-graders had sex on a classroom floor while two others fondled each other in the classroom, according to a teacher at Spearsville High School.

Hahahahaha.

 

[jaguarr]

And now you all know where swingers come from.

jag

 

[ang_hulk]

Dude they're 10. That's how old fifth graders are. They don't even know the scientific names for their weewees.

Im just sayin.

 

[Elijya]

omfg... I think about my sixth graders doing it and how I'm teaching them all the puberty goods now in sex ed and I shudder. Underdeveloped pee-pees doing the nasty? Ew!

you actually took your line of thinking that far? ew

in any case, I'm not seeing any sources

 

[Elijya]

huh, this article only gets 23 google hits, but CBS Chicago is one of them, so I guess it's legit
http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/topstories_story_089160831.html

the thread title is misleading, because the kids actually weren't AT the assembly. It makes it sound like they were in the middle of a room surrounded by people

 

[heypapajinx]

Dude they're 10. That's how old fifth graders are. They don't even know the scientific names for their weewees.

oh Babs.
i so wish that were true.
i was 8 in 4th grade and i had already started my period.
i'm telling you... the boys and girls at MY school know allllll that stuff.
i mean, my best friend was in 5th grade and she already had C cups.