Hilarious Owner of a Lonely Heart/Ewok Celebration

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Move yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances win or loser

See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you - and that's the only way

Shake *blOrk* shake yourself
You're every move you make
So the story goes

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Say you don't want to chance it
You've been hurt so before

Watch it now
The eagle in the sky
How he dancin' one and only
You lose yourself
No not for pity's sake
There's no real reason to be lonely
Be yourself
Give your free will a chance
You've got to want to succeed

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart

After my own decision
They confused me so
My love said never question your will at all
In the end you've got to go
Look before you leap
And don't you hesitate at all - no no
*blOrk*
Owner of a lonely heart
Don't deceive your free will at all
Don't deceive your free will at all
Don't deceive your free will at all
Just receive it

Owner of a lonely heart​

Some of the words remind me of:

Freedom
we got freedom
and now that we can be free
come on and celebrate
Power
we got power
and now that we can be free
it's time to celebrate
Celebrate the freedom
celebrate the power
celebrate the glory
celebrate the love
Power
we got power
and now that we can be free
it's time to celebrate
Celebrate the light (freedom!)
celebrate the night (power!)
celebrate the fight (glory!)
celebrate the love
celebrate the love
celebrate the love
Glory
we found glory
the power showed us the light
and now we all live free
Celebrate the love
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[Ronny Shade]

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning

 

[The Amazing Lee]

What the hell.

Time to take you to your retirement home, old man.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Lmao

 

[Killgore]

George Lucas was inspired by Akiria Kurosawa, Flash Gordon and ... YES???

 

[The Amazing Lee]

George Lucas was inspired by Akiria Kurosawa, Flash Gordon and ... YES???

I always KNEW George Lucas was a hollywood creation!

 

[Ronny Shade]

Where exactly are you going with this, Wil

 

[The Amazing Lee]

He plans on meeting a girl. impregnating her with his seed....and creating a mini-Wilhelm.

He will then intend to recreate the 1980s using penis puppets and Muscleforsupes food-origami techniques.

 

[Ronny Shade]

That sounds like fun

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Where exactly are you going with this, Wil

I didn't want to be laying there on my death bed, looking back over my life, and realizing that I never made this thread.
Life's too short to not make this thread.
And that's not like some Emo hint that I have a bad illness and there's nothing they can do and I'm going to die soon.
I'm just saying, it's like with "Push It".
Read all of the lyrics.

 

[Ronny Shade]

You know I never read all the lyrics.

I read most of them this time tho

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Did you get a reciept when you got your broken heart?

 

[Erzengel]

I think I decided on the Ewok Celebration as my Wedding Reception Song.

 

[Killgore]

No, you misunderstand the lyrics. He Pwnes the broken heart.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You know I never read all the lyrics.

I read most of them this time tho

Thanks, man.
Thanks for trying.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I think I decided on the Ewok Celebration as my Wedding Reception Song.

What's her name?

The paraplegic hooker you're marrying I mean

 

[Killgore]

What's her name?

The paraplegic hooker you're marrying I mean

For that lucky day her name is Padme.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I just read the part about the eagle. LOL

 

[enterthemadness]

I see only spam...like on myspace...

 

[Mr Sparkle]

trollz?

wtf?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Trollz. Wtf.

 

[enterthemadness]

Wtf?

Trollz.

Broke the chain before it took off like a kite on a windy day.

 

[Killgore]

stay on target. We're talking about Ewoks covering a YES song. And Erzengel marrying a paraplegic hooker named Padme.

 

[Ronny Shade]

If you would like to know more about TROLLZ, I'm hosting a seminar in the near future. Time and place TBA. Admission $10.

 

[enterthemadness]

Wtf?

Trollz.

Broke the chain before it took off like a kite on a windy day.

I know...quoting myself...but damn, that is a nice..sentence...er...comparsion...