HollyWood is A GeniuS!!

[HellOnEarth]

Just put a crappy title to a medicore movie--and people will actually believe the movie is mother f**king ingenious!!!

Make the title (and preview) as dumb as possible, so dumb in fact, it actually lifts the movie on a different plateu, and makes the people applaud and appreciate its greatness!

Bravo!!!!!

 

[Ghostvirus]

I assume that you speak of SOAP. If so I am f***ing bewildered at how in this movie is still standing. I thought for sure that once people saw the movie they would come back to f***ing reality!

 

[Joker]

have you ever stopped to consider maybe it's a decent popcorn movie? I mean really, saying this sucks without even seeing it is like being upset Speed wasnt more like MacBeth or something...btw, Speed should have been called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down

 

[dr venture]

have you ever stopped to consider maybe it's a decent popcorn movie? I mean really, saying this sucks without even seeing it is like being upset Speed wasnt more like MacBeth or something...btw, Speed should have been called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down

LOL

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I say we make this into a game.

Die Hard:
Sweaty Germans WILL die!

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

your arguments would have more relevence had you actually SEEN THE MOVIE. Had you seen it, then MAYBE you would have liked it. You do not know if this movie is actually as terrible as you see it to be, and basically you are hating something you know nothing about. This is the same ******ed internet logic that had people who had never seen CINO call it a bad movie...it might look like a bad movie, and in fact it was a bad movie, but how do you know, you've never seen it? This is called logic people. Use it sometimes.

 

[xwolverine2]

your arguments would have more relevence had you actually SEEN THE MOVIE. Had you seen it, then MAYBE you would have liked it. You do not know if this movie is actually as terrible as you see it to be, and basically you are hating something you know nothing about. This is the same ******ed internet logic that had people who had never seen CINO call it a bad movie...it might look like a bad movie, and in fact it was a bad movie, but how do you know, you've never seen it? This is called logic people. Use it sometimes.

...im sorry but catwoman should not be called a bad movie........

not when compared to anything uwe boll!!! ....... the audience i saw catw. with enjoyed it and left the theater pleased.....

EVERYONE(like 20people) who say HOTD or bloodrayne walked out in a furios rage......

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

...im sorry but catwoman should not be called a bad movie........

not when compared to anything uwe boll!!! ....... the audience i saw catw. with enjoyed it and left the theater pleased.....

EVERYONE(like 20people) who say HOTD or bloodrayne walked out in a furios rage......

I am fully aware that anything Uwe Boll trumps the catwoman films to infinity, i was simply using it as an example as a movie a lot of people viewed as bad but fewer actually went and saw. I was simply trying to explain to the makers of this thread that you have to see a movie before you decide how bad it is. And yeah, saw both HOTD and bloodrayne and I want my braincells back thank you very much.

 

[Mee]

I say we make this into a game.

Die Hard:
Sweaty Germans WILL die!

Indiana Jones:
Sweaty Germans WILL die!

 

[FOG3]

House of the Dead is kind of over the top though, thats why I find it more enjoyable than Catwoman. I can laugh at it. Catwoman just had all the cliches and was a boring empty Hollywood crapfest (Plus, I think the effects were even worse than Hotd) Hotd is setup around the biggest rave in the world, has a girl named Liberty in a U.S. flag leotard, Clint Howard, a ship captain named Captain Kirk who "doesnt like Star Trek jokes", the #1 underwear model in the world, a guy covered in s*** for HALF THE MOVIE, and maybe the most atrocious act in the history of film - splicing footage from the videogame into the movie! Its just so ridiculous and over the top that its in the league where its so bad its funny IMO (though for some reason no one else laughed) Catwoman is just Halle Berry trying to be sexy for an hour and a half in a stupid outfit that will not allow it.

 

[xwolverine2]

House of the Dead is kind of over the top though, thats why I find it more enjoyable than Catwoman. I can laugh at it. Catwoman just had all the cliches and was a boring empty Hollywood crapfest (Plus, I think the effects were even worse than Hotd) Hotd is setup around the biggest rave in the world, has a girl named Liberty in a U.S. flag leotard, Clint Howard, a ship captain named Captain Kirk who "doesnt like Star Trek jokes", the #1 underwear model in the world, a guy covered in s*** for HALF THE MOVIE, and maybe the most atrocious act in the history of film - splicing footage from the videogame into the movie! Its just so ridiculous and over the top that its in the league where its so bad its funny IMO (though for some reason no one else laughed) Catwoman is just Halle Berry trying to be sexy for an hour and a half in a stupid outfit that will not allow it.

you just lost every ounce of w/e respect you have as a human...

are yyou uwe bolls mother or something?

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

not when compared to anything uwe boll!!! ....... the audience i saw catw. with enjoyed it and left the theater pleased.....

That's quite a low-standard having audience. Was the theater in a bad part of town or something? Or it was a kindergarten class?

 

[xwolverine2]

That's quite a low-standard having audience. Was the theater in a bad part of town or something? Or it was a kindergarten class?

no..... there just not pissy fanboys...

same goes with stealth(which i loved)....... it was a great popcorn flick and people bashed it without seeing it....and if you did see it (people HERE) would just say it was a crappy story..blah blah blah.... and you fail to see the point

 

[Movies205]

I'll probably see it tommorrow, to those *****ing about it being stupid... Let me put it plainly, I most likely have seen **** that's far deeper than your Requiem for a Dreams or Donnie Darkos and the sad fact that your so insecure and out to prove your intelligence or some other insecurity on an internet message board is sad, your pretenciousness is just utterly laughable. Movies are made to be entertaining, there are all type of entertianment. So please all of you go watch one of your pseudo deep movies and cry yourself to sleep about how the masses are sheep and don't enjoy "good" films and by "good" you mean pseudo-bull**** intellectual crap that isn't that deep to begin with, and while your doing that I'll be downing a large moutain dew and enjoying Snakes on a Plane!

 

[Movies205]

no..... there just not pissy fanboys...

same goes with stealth(which i loved)....... it was a great popcorn flick and people bashed it without seeing it....and if you did see it (people HERE) would just say it was a crappy story..blah blah blah.... and you fail to see the point

Stealth is Top Gun Meets Terminator Meets a Pile of ****, oh man that's SO AWESOME /Sarcasm

 

[xwolverine2]

I'll probably see it tommorrow, to those *****ing about it being stupid... Let me put it plainly, I most likely have seen **** that's far deeper than your Requiem for a Dreams or Donnie Darkos and the sad fact that your so insecure and out to prove your intelligence or some other insecurity on an internet message board is sad, your pretenciousness is just utterly laughable. Movies are made to be entertaining, there are all type of entertianment. So please all of you go watch one of your pseudo deep movies and cry yourself to sleep about how the masses are sheep and don't enjoy "good" films and by "good" you mean pseudo-bull**** intellectual crap that isn't that deep to begin with, and while your doing that I'll be downing a large moutain dew and enjoying Snakes on a Plane!

lol!...you posted that twice!

 

[Movies205]

lol!...you posted that twice!

I need to get the message out That these fools know nothing, and because they snuck into there daddy's dvd collection and saw Platoon, they are not cinephiles sipping on the fine wine of film.

 

[xwolverine2]

Stealth is Top Gun Meets Terminator Meets a Pile of ****, oh man that's SO AWESOME /Sarcasm

did you even see the ****ing movie?!

 

[Movies205]

did you even see the ****ing movie?!

I read a review on it and saw the preview, it was enough to kill my IQ. Plus I know Cohen's work, I love Dragonheart and dug Fast and the Furious, Rat Pack, and Dragon: Bruce Lee Story. But the man has about as much depth as the kiddie pool, so it was pretty easy to figure out it was a stinker, if it isn't, then I apologize to the movie gods.

 

[xwolverine2]

I read a review on it and saw the preview, it was enough to kill my IQ. Plus I know Cohen's work, I love Dragonheart and dug Fast and the Furious, Rat Pack, and Dragon: Bruce Lee Story. But the man has about as much depth as the kiddie pool, so it was pretty easy to figure out it was a stinker, if it isn't, then I apologize to the movie gods.

1. i hate cohens other movies

2.you're a ****ing hypocrite

3.BILL

 

[HellOnEarth]

Please do not tell me. Please do not tell me. Please do not tell me you liked House of the Dead,

for the love of God, or I will blow my brains out. You including.

 

[Movies205]

1. i hate cohens other movies

2.you're a ****ing hypocrite

3.BILL

How can you hate his other films but like Stealth, plus Snakes on a Plane looks funny and campy, Stealth looked like a ****ty action movie, people are making fun of Snakes on a Plane for being dumb cinema, I'm saying don't make fun of something just for being dumb, is to put it bluntly, is dumb. Plus there's a reason for previews there some things that shouldn't be touch wiht a 10 foot pole and it's stealth and if you don't like cohen's other movies, your opinion is worthless to me

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

no..... there just not pissy fanboys...

Or people with tastes. I knew the film would be crap, had no real desire to see a Catwoman film, had no expectations, and still ended up hating the film from not only a film standpoint, but also from an entertainment standpoint. It was boring, laughably acted, horribly written, and had the stink of an auteur wanna-be all over it.

same goes with stealth(which i loved)....... it was a great popcorn flick and people bashed it without seeing it....and if you did see it (people HERE) would just say it was a crappy story..blah blah blah.... and you fail to see the point

I don't know what was worse, Catwoman or Stealth. I'd say CW, but not by much.

Stealth was done much better when it was called MACROSS ****ING PLUS. Stealth was nothing more than a big long set of action film cliches strung together with waaaaay too much unconvincing CGI and a very predictable script.

Maybe that's your problem. You get stuck on these dumb movies and can't appreciate truly great films by talent like Scorsese.

 

[xwolverine2]

Please do not tell me. Please do not tell me. Please do not tell me you liked House of the Dead,

for the love of God, or I will blow my brains out. You including.

ME?!!?


FOG3 said he like it not me!!

im uwe bolls #1 hater!

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

I'll probably see it tommorrow, to those *****ing about it being stupid... Let me put it plainly, I most likely have seen **** that's far deeper than your Requiem for a Dreams or Donnie Darkos and the sad fact that your so insecure and out to prove your intelligence or some other insecurity on an internet message board is sad, your pretenciousness is just utterly laughable. Movies are made to be entertaining, there are all type of entertianment. So please all of you go watch one of your pseudo deep movies and cry yourself to sleep about how the masses are sheep and don't enjoy "good" films and by "good" you mean pseudo-bull**** intellectual crap that isn't that deep to begin with, and while your doing that I'll be downing a large moutain dew and enjoying Snakes on a Plane!

best post in this thread. You are a god to me.