Hooters Girls

[Warhammer]

Today, I went to Hooters with my Dad for a guy's night out type of thing.
Damn, ALL of the women in this one were extremely hot. My waitress looked like a super fine Heather Graham, except she had green eyes and red hair, and then some. She was extremely flirty, sitting next and close to me (of course, for the money ) and was just oozing hotness. DAMN, she was like "Yeah man, I saw you lookin' at me from across the room", etc. I was horny...

So anyway (I am pretty sure there was a Hooters thread somewhere, but I couldn't find it), discuss past/recent experiences at various Hooters locations and/or the amazing hotness of the Hooters Girls.

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[Fran]

It's a hit-or-miss.

I've been to the local one about 3 times. Not too bad, some pretty hot women there. There was one UGLY chick though. Luckily she wasn't our waitress

I've also been to one in East Lansing, after witnessing an MSU thrashing by OSU. Hot women there, not bad at all.

Went to one in Fort Wayne, IN, about 8 months ago after paintballing down there. It wasn't bad. A small location, but still, fun. Probably the finest chicks I've seen at a Hooters

I sound really perverted.

 

[Mee]

*Insert Wilhelm's "never forget" poster here*

 

[NewYorkSpider]

When I went to Rehoboth Beach in Deleware, I got my picture taken with one of the hooters girls. The picture is now in a frame and on my stand.

 

[terry78]

I'm glad you know they just do that **** for a tip, bruh. Any flirting is done strictly for some cash for bringing your buffalo wings. I went to this club/bar with my cousins down in Louisville for the family reunion and lo and behold it was "pajama party night" where all the waitresses were basically required to wear little nightshirts and their own panties the entire night, which I'm sure they did for no thoughts of more compensation. Though we had one girl that started dancing on the bar with this short ass skirt on...who decided not to wear panties that night....

 

[Kritish]

Pfft, who needs hooter's girls? I met this girl at a movie theater and I high fived her. :heart:

 

[Warhammer]

I sound really perverted.

Hell naw it ain't perverted.

I'm glad you know they just do that **** for a tip, bruh. Any flirting is done strictly for some cash for bringing your buffalo wings. I went to this club/bar with my cousins down in Louisville for the family reunion and lo and behold it was "pajama party night" where all the waitresses were basically required to wear little nightshirts and their own panties the entire night, which I'm sure they did for no thoughts of more compensation. Though we had one girl that started dancing on the bar with this short ass skirt on...who decided not to wear panties that night....

Yeah, I know.
I wish I could have gone to that place that you went to.
I would've loved to see all of that.

Btw, I'd love to show some Hooters girls my "compensation."

 

[Fran]

I got a calendar of the Hooters Girls signed at one location.

 

[Obi-Ron]

There was a Hooters in Boston I'd stop in to from time to time, since it was right near the train station. I went last week and it was closed down.

 

[Kritish]

I'm sure this thread will end well...

 

[Catman]

This thread sucks without pictures!

 

[Untilteld]

Pfft, who needs hooter's girls? I met this girl at a movie theater and I high fived her. :heart:

I'm familiar.

But any flirting the Hooters girls are doing is for a fat tip at the end, or if your friend gave them money to flirt with you?

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

I got a calendar of the Hooters Girls signed at one location.

I want GR87 to sign my hooters calendar.

 

[Warhammer]

I'm sure this thread will end well...

If a mod closes this thread, there will be hell to pay.
Hellfire and brimstone.

 

[Fran]

This thread sucks without pictures!

"Brodine"?

WTF, was she a dude?

 

[Kritish]

I wonder if we'll be shocked or disappointed at the number of bodies the cops will find in GR87's basement.

 

[Warhammer]

"Brodine"?

WTF, was she a dude?

Yeah, I know.
What kind of name is that?

What happened to normal names like Brittany or Ashley?

 

[Kritish]

"Brodine"?

WTF, was she a dude?

 

[Fran]

Yeah, I know.
What kind of name is that?

What happened to normal names like Brittany or Ashley?

If I knew what happened to my calendar, I'd see what kinda crazy-ass names they have

 

[Kritish]

What kind of name is that?

A transsexual's obviously.

 

[Fran]

Some folk'll never lose a toe
But then again some folk'll
Like Cleeeetus the slack-jawed yokel!

Memories.

 

[terry78]

When I hear Brodine all I think of is Brandine, Cletus' wife.

Brodine. You just know she's got a southern drawl that could peel wallpaper.

 

[vertsk8er419]

Well this story doesn't pertain to Hooters, but instead Winghouse(the Hooters poser)

This super hot waitress came up to take my order, and asked me what I'd like to drink, so I said "Dr. Pepper"... she looked at me like she just saw pig fly out of my ass and said, "what's dr. poop?" sooo I'm thinking "are you ******ed lady?" but she was dead friggin' serious! So i repeated myself clearly so she'd understand, and she had an embarrassed look about her(which she should have had) and walks off, YET! To top things off as she's walking away she nearly slips and busts her ass on a little puddle!! Jeez she was stupid!(and blonde) but I couldn't help but feel sorry for her, so i gave her a generous tip!

 

[Warhammer]

Well this story doesn't pertain to Hooters, but instead Winghouse(the Hooters poser)

This super hot waitress came up to take my order, and asked me what I'd like to drink, so I said "Dr. Pepper"... she looked at me like she just saw pig fly out of my ass and said, "what's dr. poop?" sooo I'm thinking "are you ******ed lady?" but she was dead friggin' serious! So i repeated myself clearly so she'd understand, and she had an embarrassed look about her(which she should have had) and walks off, YET! To top things off as she's walking away she nearly slips and busts her ass on a little puddle!! Jeez she was stupid!(and blonde) but I couldn't help but feel sorry for her, so i gave her a generous tip!

You should've kissed her ass, too.

 

[vertsk8er419]

You should've kissed her ass, too.

did I mention she was hot?