Hot chicks with jerks

[kainedamo]

No, this isn't yet another whiney rant from a 22 year old man that should know better.

This is about the discovery of a website from a guy that thinks much like I do, and can take the piss in a very smart way.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

The concept of this site is amazing. Basically, its pictures of really stupid guys with really hot girls with some guy making very funny comments.

LOL!! Oh Jesus. I can't stop laughing at the guys on this site.


Look at this one, and the comment...

You know, some days I wake up and feel infused with divine purpose. I want to change the world. Save orphans from drowning and plant trees in the rain-forest. Feed a homeless man or simply smile at a nun.

Other days I want to get my tongue pierced, put on mascara and lick a cutie's chin.

But it looks like Plastic Man beat me to it.

Oh well. Maybe I can clean a penguin instead.

 

[CyberFaust]

your 22 and you don't know how to fox your bike?!?!? when it has a flat?!??!?!?!

 

[AndThePickles]

But.....those girls look like *****e's too

 

[kainedamo]

your 22 and you don't know how to fox your bike?!?!? when it has a flat?!??!?!?!

I haven't had a bike since I was a kid. And even then it was given away to some ***** across the street. I only had the thing for a few weeks

On another topic...

 

[CyberFaust]

i see no point to this, the girls look just as *****y as teh guys

 

[The Amazing Lee]

that kid looks like someone I know.

 

[AndThePickles]

i see no point to this, the girls look just as *****y as teh guys

My point precisely.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

You might as well call this thread "dead chix luv Kainedamo"

or is it the other way round?

 

[kainedamo]

The fact that some of the girls are *****es is irrelevant. The fact that they are hot girls with *****ebags is all that is relevant.

What's that about? How is that even possible??

 

[Roughneck]

I once asked a friend of mine (Who is a hot chick) why she and other hot chicks date ugly guys that treat them like crap. She told me that the guy somehoe convinces her to go out wit him once or twice and then he attacks her self esteem so she thinks she can't do any better.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

BANNED! I smell a nipple.

 

[CyberFaust]

no no, i mean that the girls not only are *****es, but they look the part, i wouldn't hit that

 

[Roughneck]

One Million Dollars says that guy doesn't even know what a tractor is. Why he hell is he wearing a John Deer hat?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Rule number one: Always marry an ugly fat chick.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Because it makes you look cool apparently.

 

[AndThePickles]

The fact that some of the girls are *****es is irrelevant. The fact that they are hot girls with *****ebags is all that is relevant.

Um, that defeats the point. Not all of the guys are ugly, so it could easily be switched and be called "Hot Guys with *****ebag Girls." They're ALL *****es, so they're meant for each other.

 

[bulok]

please define *****ebag. and how can you tell someone is a *****ebag from their pic?

some of those just look like goofy pics, and some girls do like goofy guys...

 

[AndThePickles]

please define *****ebag. and how can you tell someone is a *****ebag from their pic?

some of those just look like goofy pics, and some girls do like goofy guys...

Haha that too. Also is it just me, or does this picture reek of "I'm an older man who can't get laid, and I'm just jealous of this good-looking younger man who has this girl's **** pressed against his back"?

#10: Oiled up Mugs
#9: Guys who look like Jim Carrey on Acid
#8: The Shirtless women who love them
#7: Shirtless 'bags
#6: Sweat pants
#5: I'm completely out of attributes to comment on with this pic
#4: Damn, how many more do I have to make up to get to #1?
#3: Almost there...
#2: White Bandanas
#1: This guy

 

[The Amazing Lee]

When I first saw this thread, i thought it was going to be about girls and *****es.

but this *****e:

*****e: a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

* A *****e (/duʃ/, French for "shower") in American English generally describes a stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or "sanitary" reasons. In other languages *****e only has the original French meaning of shower. In the US English sense, it is similar to an enema, however the term is used colloquially to apply to the use in the vagina for women. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/*****e_bag

 

[CyberFaust]

enema sounds funny

 

[The Amazing Lee]

It's not as funny as it sounds.

I hear it's a massive pain in the arse.

 

[CyberFaust]

i can only imagine

but it does sound funny....enema....ENEMA.....*opens window and screams* EMENAAA!!!!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Some of those guys just look like typical guys...some though are quiet funny.

 

[Crooklyn]

please define *****ebag. and how can you tell someone is a *****ebag from their pic?

That's what the hell I'm wondering.

some of those just look like goofy pics, and some girls do like goofy guys...

Seriously, this thread reeks of nerd jealousy. While some might look like a-holes or fugly forces of nature...chances are they have something called a personality.

So while people talk behind their backs, point and make threads about them, just remember that they're banging this hot broads.

And yes, I am defending them partly because I could also be considered one of these "*****es". Gotta protect your kind and all that.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Seriously, this thread reeks of nerd jealousy. While some might look like a-holes or fugly forces of nature...chances are they have something called a personality.

I gotta admit I fully agree (even though I do kinda wonder about the guys in the first and third pictures posted...the rest look like pretty typical party guys).