How do you deal with neighbors that come over to talk everytime your outside?

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

if you can't take your neighbors, then the best thing to do is to build a wall around the perimeter of your house, string it up with electrified barbed wire at the top. then spread around pieces of broken glass that have been dipped in dogs**t along the top surface of the wall... THAT'LL keep the annoying bastards from ruining your day...

this is the way to keep any unwanted undesirables where you don't want them to be...

 

[Webfoot Hero]

if you can't take your neighbors, then the best thing to do is to build a wall around the perimeter of your house, string it up with electrified barbed wire at the top. then spread around pieces of broken glass that have been dipped in dogs**t along the top surface of the wall... THAT'LL keep the annoying bastards from ruining your day...

this is the way to keep any unwanted undesirables where you don't want them to be...

While he's at it, he may as well install a couple water cannons with motion sensors.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

Tell them "shut the f*** up".

lol

 

[Teelie]

I try to avoid those situations myself. My neighbors are nice but I don't have much of anything in common with any of them and no interest in their interests.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

now you KNOW this is what SOME of us REALLY want...

 

[Soapy]

Buy some really obvious brightly colored earbuds or headphones and wear them every time you go outside and act like you don't hear them.

 

[Blind_Lawyer]

Just ask them something like how excited are they for the new Iron Fist series. Either they'll be really confused and the conversation gets awkward and peters out, or you make a new friend.

 

[Duke]

I just spray them with my water hose.

 

[Iceman]

First try farting when they speak, and if that doesn't work try sharting.

 

[Spider-Who?]

Each time they talk to you, lift your shirt up some. Start rubbing the inside of your belly button. Don't say anything about it. Maintain eye contact.

They'll leave you alone.