How Long Would You Last In a Hype! Horror Movie?

[MrJabroni]

45-55 minutes if I was a good guy...because here on Hype I play kind of a supporting character. So that's why. But then, being somewhat more quiet, and posting less than the others, that brings up my mystere a little bit, which could make me the killer at the end, because no one would expect it, but when it was revealed to be me, people would be "Ohhh...I know him...never would have thought that..."

 

[SpideyInATree]

I'd die halfway through the movie trying to kill the killer. I'd almost succeed in the try but the killer is superhuman and kills me with some sort of cool new inventive super knife.

 

[Obsidian]

It's always the black guy who dies first! It's one of those stupid Hollywood rules!

 

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by Obsidian
It's always the black guy who dies first! It's one of those stupid Hollywood rules!

NO! FOR THE LAST F**KING TIME! I'VE SEEN ALL THESE MOVIES! THE BLACK GUYS NEVER DIE FIRST! MOST OF THE TIME THEY DIE IN THE MIDDLE! EXCEPT IN NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD WHERE BEN'S THE LAST ONE TO GET KILLED! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....................................

 

[Max Shrek]

Originally posted by SpideyInATree
I'd die halfway through the movie trying to kill the killer. I'd almost succeed in the try but the killer is superhuman and kills me with some sort of cool new inventive super knife.

Who are you again? I'm the Slasher.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
Who are you again? I'm the Slasher.

If your the slasher then I'm the stoner who gets a half ounce, saves a hot young girl from being killed by you, and then gets away with the girl and to my bedroom. Now that's a movie!!!

 

[Max Shrek]

That's nice, who cares?

 

[SpideyInATree]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
That's nice, who cares?

The person that it matters to most....me, beotch.

 

[Max Shrek]

Stop giving a ******ed version of Jack Burton. He owns my ass, your ass, your girlfriend's ass, he is King.

"You kinow what Jack Burton says at a time like this?" "Who?" "Jack Burton, ME!" Wang comes in "Old Jack says What the Hell."

 

[SpideyInATree]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
Stop giving a ******ed version of Jack Burton. He owns my ass, your ass, your girlfriend's ass, he is King.

"You kinow what Jack Burton says at a time like this?" "Who?" "Jack Burton, ME!" Wang comes in "Old Jack says What the Hell."

Jack Burton has nothing on me, Spammer with no testicles.

 

[Max Shrek]

BAH! Tell that to Incedible Hulk, Spammer with no testicles.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Originally posted by Max Shrek
BAH! Tell that to Incedible Hulk, Spammer with no testicles.

I'll do it gladly and don't call me you, Spammer with no testicles

 

[Sarge]

Id last about half an hour......Id be oblivious to the things going on around me, and would be stupid enough to go have sex

 

[Kessel Day]

i'd be the person who comes back at the end and finds all the bodies 'cause for one thing, i'm not going to go into the basement alone just 'cause i heard a noise.

things get scary, i'm outta there.

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Under Normal Circumstances i'd be the first brother on the choppin block, but since it's Black History Month, they might kill the hispanic guys first.

 

[The Sperminator]

Token black guy= cat who breaks out as soon as he hears some freaky *****. Wont be no Goddamn "investigating" for me

 

[spanish39]

FOREVER!!!!!!!

I would be the one doing all the killing!

If I wasn't, then I would be smart enough to survive till the basterd dies. I would find a way to bring 'em down.

 

[The Spawn]

How to Survive a Horror Movie

 

[The Darkness]

The Hype! Horror story, continue from, where I leave off:

The house was dark, and the night was as well. Hypeville was on the edge of calmness tonight, nothing could go wrong...

 

[hippie_hunter]

Originally posted by Pirateking
I'll survive purely because I will wonder around in a confused state whilst everyone else is being slaughtered around me!

No you would survive because I would be the one protecting you

 

[The Spawn]

But then wouldn't you die?

 

[hippie_hunter]

No I wouldn't die because how would I get the girl at the end.


If you get what I mean

 

[The Spawn]

Mad props dawg...mad props.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I would be the only guy in horror movie history to get laid and survive

 

[The Spawn]

Whoops, sorry...that goes against the rules of survival.