How Long Would You Last In a Hype! Horror Movie?

[hippie_hunter]

Theres a first time for every thing

Me and Pirateking surviving it will happen

 

[The Spawn]

If The Darkness' story picks up, we shall see. After all Shrek is the killer I hear...which makes your chances of surviving...



















...huge.











****.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Who should be in the cast?

Max Shrek as the murderer
hippie_hunter as the hero
Pirateking as the damsel in distress

who else?

 

[The Spawn]

I suposse we aren't supossed to know. I would continue off from where The Darkness left off, but I'm busy with other literature,

 

[The Spawn]

Nostalgia Bump

 

[Alexia Dark]

I'd be the Sidney Prescott of the film. I'd get chased around, get my friends killed, and then kill the muther-****er in the end.

 

[ElectroFlare]

I'd probably last for an hour and a half, and die fighting the villian in hand to hand combat. He'll kill me with a foreign object, then go after the girl I was attempting to protect. She would have run during the fight, which would last a little while, due to my fighting skills and instincts

 

[Flexo]

I'd be the person that is killed before the credits start, just to prove the situation is dire.

 

[Gimpy]

I would be the person who is hiding while the rest of the cast is brutal murdered, and then I would kill the killer accidentally, like pushing him down the stairs, then I would bump into a something and die while the credits are rolling.

 

[SapphirePrima]

I'd be the person who died cause they went to bathroom at the wrong time or the person who dies first, sadly.

 

[SpideyInATree]

I'd die halfway through the movie trying to kill the killer. I'd almost succeed in the try but the killer is superhuman and kills me with some sort of cool new inventive super knife.

Heh.

 

[Immortalfire]

The heck with dying, i'll be the narrator.

 

[Superman20]

id be the bad guy and wouldn't die, i'd also stay alive because i like the bad guys in the movies to win

 

[X-Ray]

i'd probably be the last victim ....

taking an axe, meant for the main "beautiful girl of my dreams" character, to the head ...

she would kill him after my death ...

 

[Holly Goodhead]

id be like drew barrymore or jada pinkett smith

 

[Fray Ok]

I wouldnt be a significant character,so I'd probably be pretty safe.

 

[The Spawn]

We got fresh blood here...which means, fresh answers.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I voted 1:55. I'd sacrifice myself to get the girl to safety

 

[Ronny Shade]

And then I show up in the sequel because it turns out I didn't die, I just didn't want anybody else having the pleasure of killing her.

Spoiler

thought you had me, eh Wilhelm?

 

[enterthemadness]

I would last a long time. I would avoid the cliche horror things and I would everytime I see the killer, thus beating the killer senseless and saving the day.

 

[FRUITY]

I'd be the second person to be killed, yet to come back later in the movie revealing that I was working with the killer after all.





And then I'm killed. For real.

 

[Neptune]

Has anyone made the "i'm black so i probably would get killed before the opening credits" joke yet? Cause if not......somebody should.

 

[Ronny Shade]

That joke is so old it owes jesus $5

 

[redmarvel]

I wouldn't be the first person killed. I'ld be the person who gets killed because they go looking for the first person.

 

[BRUTAL]

I say "I'll be right back" and then return after the credits, unscathed... leaving it open for a sequel with lots of gratuitous sex. t: