How poor are you?

[muertevilla]

I'm so poor..I ain't even po'

my tv is older than me.
i sleep on an inflatable matteress that has more patches than fat albert's pants.
i have no furniture except for a kitchen table and coffee table....

gonna have to sell my car to pay my bills

let me know im not alone...

thanks

 

[Hades]

i'm so bpoor
there's a spaceman in my basement.

 

[Iceman]

I'm so poor I don't even have access to a computer

 

[Man-Thing]

Anyone who posts here in a legitimate way, just needs to get their priorities straight. If you have an internet connection THAT IS A LUXURY ITEM!!!

Unless you post from school or something.

 

[Socrates]

I'm so poor..I ain't even po'

my tv is older than me.
i sleep on an inflatable matteress that has more patches than fat albert's pants.
i have no furniture except for a kitchen table and coffee table....

gonna have to sell my car to pay my bills

let me know im not alone...

thanks

How do you afford your internet connection? Seriously, wtf..

 

[muertevilla]

its provided by my apartment complex. its one of the only perks i get i get in life. that and my laptop provided by financial aid.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

gonna have to sell my car to pay my bills

Do you commute to work, or are you that close?

let me know im not alone...

On the bright side (well, I don't know if it's bright really),if it's any consolation (probably not), there are almost 30 million homeless people in America alone, so no, you're not alone by any stretch of the imagination. You're doing better than at least 10 percent of the country.

I guess you could be thankful for the fact that you have a place to stay, and hopefully enough food to eat.

my tv is older than me.
i sleep on an inflatable matteress that has more patches than fat albert's pants.
i have no furniture except for a kitchen table and coffee table....

Yikes.

I hope you pull through man, and you might want to check out some of the governmental programs that are available for people in your type of situation. Maybe you can get some kind of assistance.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I am so poor I got homeless guys giving me their spare change

 

[Man-Thing]

I hope you pull through man, and you might want to check out some of the governmental programs that are available for people in your type of situation. Maybe you can get some kind of assistance.

Or maybe a job or a second job?

I've done it, and I don't feel I should support him through my taxes.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

^I can see where you're coming from, but I'd rather use it to support people like him than military expansion, Nasa's latest pet-project, or political kickbacks, but I don't have much of a choice, so. . . ceasar's things. . etc.

im that jerk that lights up cigarettes in hotel lobbys and inside your car without asking permission. i light up inside bars and inside your apartment.
i smoke around babies. and i dont always have a mint. i flick my cig butts anywhere i want. i dont care about second hand smoke and i like to eat my sandwich while i smoke. i like when people think i am almost done smoking, then when the cig is all short and almost at the butt, i pull out a fresh one and light it with the cherry.

That can be a pretty expensive habit, wouldn't you say?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I would rather suppoprt Nasa. I want to go to the moon on a vacation someday.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Ha, you and Neil Armstrong.

 

[November Rain]

I'm actually fairly wealthy, wealthy enough to not want to start up a savings account...

muhahahahahaha...

 

[Erzengel]

I'm so poor I only have 3 butlers and 6 maids. Sometimes one of the butlers have to double for a chauffeur.

 

[ReTrO JuNkIe 42]

I'm so poor that if somebody robbed me, they would just be practicing. (chris tucker) but yeah I'm always tight for money

 

[Prognosticator]

On the bright side (well, I don't know if it's bright really),if it's any consolation (probably not), there are almost 30 million homeless people in America alone, so no, you're not alone by any stretch of the imagination. You're doing better than at least 10 percent of the country.

That's about as bloated an exaggerated statement as I've ever heard.

That's a completely BOGUS statistic pal. It doesn't even come close to being accurate. Sorry.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I'm so poor I only have 3 butlers and 6 maids. Sometimes one of the butlers have to double for a chauffeur.

how tragic

 

[Alpha and Omega]

That's about as bloated an exaggerated statement as I've ever heard.

That's a completely BOGUS statistic pal. It doesn't even come close to being accurate. Sorry.

Sorry. Simple mis-type. ASHA has an article on current homeless rates and it's 3 million. Not 30. My mistake. No hyperbole was intended.

 

[Rowen]

its provided by my apartment complex. its one of the only perks i get i get in life. that and my laptop provided by financial aid.

so your apartment complex pays for your internet? how? cause usually you pay for your own internet connection.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm so poor my golden helicopter ran out of fuel off the coast of Bermuda.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I'm so poor I have a $50 bill with duct tape on it.

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Sometimes I think I'm poor and then I remember some of my friends and how they're living so you probably shouldn't complain so much.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Thanks guys, this thread is great.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Get out of here, richer!

 

[Socrates]

Get out of here, richer!

Don't be mad; be glad.