How to make love..

[The Amazing Lee]

Candied rose petals
2 large egg whites
1/2 cup sugar
Petals from 2 organic roses

Cake
1 cup cake flour
14 tablespoons baker's sugar or superfine sugar, divided
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon coarse kosher salt
3 large eggs, separated
6 tablespoons water
1/4 cup canola oil
1 teaspoon grated lemon peel
1/4 teaspoon whole cardamom seeds (removed from about 5 green cardamom pods)

Frosting
2 1/2 cups chilled heavy whipping cream, divided
Pinch of saffron threads

2/3 cup powdered sugar
1 teaspoon rose water

2 tablespoons natural unsalted pistachios

 

[DOG LIPS]

Eh, I'd rather just buy it pre-made at the store.

 

[Equint77]

i know how to make a screaming orgasm

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Yum....... I still gotta bake my freakin brownies though. The box is just sitting there.

 

[Darthphere]

Lee, this is unlike you. Frankly, im disappointed.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Lee, this is unlike you. Frankly, im disappointed.

Sue me

It's 1.30am and I am BORED.

yes that's right. FREAKING bored.

Now make love to me

 

[Darthphere]

Sue me

It's 1.30am and I am BORED.

yes that's right. FREAKING bored.

Now make love to me

It mustve been love, but its over now.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

It mustve been love, but its over now.

Ok...I'll make love one handed.


But it's gonna take a while.
















Oops, I kinda recycled that joke, heh heh.

 

[Darthphere]

Ok...I'll make love one handed.


But it's gonna take a while.
















Oops, I kinda recycled that joke, heh heh.

I love you. Its not you, its me.

 

[Lackey]

Candied rose petals
2 large egg whites
1/2 cup sugar
Petals from 2 organic roses

Cake
1 cup cake flour
14 tablespoons baker's sugar or superfine sugar, divided
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon coarse kosher salt
3 large eggs, separated
6 tablespoons water
1/4 cup canola oil
1 teaspoon grated lemon peel
1/4 teaspoon whole cardamom seeds (removed from about 5 green cardamom pods)

Frosting
2 1/2 cups chilled heavy whipping cream, divided
Pinch of saffron threads

2/3 cup powdered sugar
1 teaspoon rose water

2 tablespoons natural unsalted pistachios

that doesn't sound very appetizing :cpoop:

 

[Lackey]

It mustve been love, but its over now.

I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Well....it'll taste alright when I put it in you Lackey.

 

[Lackey]

Well....it'll taste alright when I put it in you Lackey.

oh is that what that was... well, it kind of burned a little

 

[The Amazing Lee]

oh is that what that was... well, it kind of burned a little

Welcome to my world of FRICTION!

 

[Darthphere]

I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm

Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend.To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind there's no comfort in the truth pain is all you'll find

 

[Kable24]

Candied rose petals
2 large egg whites
1/2 cup sugar
Petals from 2 organic roses

Cake
1 cup cake flour
14 tablespoons baker's sugar or superfine sugar, divided
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon coarse kosher salt
3 large eggs, separated
6 tablespoons water
1/4 cup canola oil
1 teaspoon grated lemon peel
1/4 teaspoon whole cardamom seeds (removed from about 5 green cardamom pods)

Frosting
2 1/2 cups chilled heavy whipping cream, divided
Pinch of saffron threads

2/3 cup powdered sugar
1 teaspoon rose water

2 tablespoons natural unsalted pistachios

Better yet, just read this book and you'll be a love master.

It worked for me.

 

[PalmerTheThing]

Like OMG **smiles** i'm SOOOO buying that book.

 

[tzarinna]

i know how to make a screaming orgasm

Oh Yes those are good t:

 

[Imagination_13]

You can't make love, love makes you. I'm in Soviet Russia. Deal with it.

 

[Clouseau]

Candied rose petals
2 large egg whites
1/2 cup sugar
Petals from 2 organic roses

Cake
1 cup cake flour
14 tablespoons baker's sugar or superfine sugar, divided
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon coarse kosher salt
3 large eggs, separated
6 tablespoons water
1/4 cup canola oil
1 teaspoon grated lemon peel
1/4 teaspoon whole cardamom seeds (removed from about 5 green cardamom pods)

Frosting
2 1/2 cups chilled heavy whipping cream, divided
Pinch of saffron threads

2/3 cup powdered sugar
1 teaspoon rose water

2 tablespoons natural unsalted pistachios

i'm surprised no one's taken the time to point this out yet, but you have all the ingredients, but no instructions!

not to worry, though... i've found that you can still make love, even if you don't know how to cook... all you need is Hershey's chocolate syrup!

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Damn. Where are the instructions? What the F?

I'LL NEVER KNOW!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You can't make love, love makes you. I'm in Soviet Russia. Deal with it.

heh, one day, you're going to open your eyes, and wake up to find, you're a 60 year old man, in a wheelchair........and a nurse is gonna come over, and say, "Mister Chief? Would you like to go for a walk in the garden today? "

And you're gonna croak out a, "erm....urf....guh....in *cough* Soviet Russia.........the, garden asks YOU if it would like to go for a walk through ME. bizzle...*wheeze*"


Also, Lee, lurv the thread, but it's disinformation.
Egg whites contain BACTERIA when uncooked!!!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Bacteria is the sex.

 

[heypapajinx]

i wan't to see a picture of this "love".
i can only tell if it's going to be appetizing by the way it looks.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

That's the thing about love. It's only as good as you make it to be. I can'tshow you examples because you may be let down if yours doesn't turn out as good.