The Dark Knight Hrm...? G4 of all places?

[1981]

http://www.g4tv.com/comiccon2007/blog/index.html?t=678033#678033

for those without g4

edit: scroll down to the joker face

G4 is a large group of asses. Send the girls over to my place and tell the *****e bag dudes to set themselves on fire.

I can't stand that Kevin!

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

G4 is a large group of asses. Send the girls over to my place and tell the *****e bag dudes to set themselves on fire.

I can't stand that Kevin!

lol

 

[Mister J]

Good god Olivia has a dirty mouth. First she talks about not being ready for Hulk's "package"..."yet", and then encouraging girls to do stretches before taking on Superman's "package. Then she says Kevin has a vagina in some drawing some guy did.

And then she said she was wet when they started talking to Zach Snyder.

The look Blair gives her when she says that is great. t:

 

[Punisher RULES]

Blair is some hot piece of human.

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

The look Blair gives her when she says that is great. t:

Hehe I noticed that too.

 

[Obi-John-Kenobi]

G4 is a large group of asses. Send the girls over to my place and tell the *****e bag dudes to set themselves on fire.

I can't stand that Kevin!

I don't even watch G4 anymore. Everything I've ever believed in has been tainted by the sell-outs at that bastard TV station that is so evil, Satan himself cowers in fear. I hate G4 more than anything I have ever hated in my entire existence on this Earth, and yes, that includes past life-times (I can sense these things). G4 is the epitomy of all that is evil and corrupt on this planet. If there were no G4, i doubt there would be any war. Within every inch of my being, I hate those self-serving sons of maggot-eating b%#@es, and I hope they rot in Hell.
But the only reason that G4 has become such a mockery unto humanity, the reason that G4 has become the ultimate scourge of my life, is simply because of the people in charge of what appears on G4. AND because of Adam Sessler (I hope he dies of the clap and fades out of existence). I hate G4 and Adam Sessler.

I hope that God shows no mercy on their horrid, pathetic souls.

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

I don't even watch G4 anymore. Everything I've ever believed in has been tainted by the sell-outs at that bastard TV station that is so evil, Satan himself cowers in fear. I hate G4 more than anything I have ever hated in my entire existence on this Earth, and yes, that includes past life-times (I can sense these things). G4 is the epitomy of all that is evil and corrupt on this planet. If there were no G4, i doubt there would be any war. Within every inch of my being, I hate those self-serving sons of maggot-eating b%#@es, and I hope they rot in Hell.
But the only reason that G4 has become such a mockery unto humanity, the reason that G4 has become the ultimate scourge of my life, is simply because of the people in charge of what appears on G4. AND because of Adam Sessler (I hope he dies of the clap and fades out of existence). I hate G4 and Adam Sessler.

I hope that God shows no mercy on their horrid, pathetic souls.

I think I detect a bit of angst in that post.

 

[1981]

G4 higher-ups:

"Geez, guys, we're kind of running out of ideas for shows. Maybe show some more repeats or actually make some primetime hour shows?"
"No, Bob, I think we need to show COPS."
"The T.V. show? Damnit, Dave, you're fckin' brilliant! I mean, who wants to watch that nerdy comic and video game bullsht all the time?"

 

[Obi-John-Kenobi]

I think I detect a bit of angst in that post.

You remember the part in Star Wars Episode Two: Attack of the Clones, where Anankin gets back from killing all those Tusken Raiders? And he tells Padme about how much he hated them? That's a fraction of how much i hate Adam Sessler. If i met him on the street, I would have no choice but to punch him right in the f&%king face.

 

[Juanigi]

obi-john...

 

[Obi-John-Kenobi]

G4 higher-ups:

"Geez, guys, we're kind of running out of ideas for shows. Maybe show some more repeats or actually make some primetime hour shows?"
"No, Bob, I think we need to show COPS."
"The T.V. show? Damnit, Dave, you're fckin' brilliant! I mean, who wants to watch that nerdy comic and video game bullsht all the time?"

You must work for em' cuz that is, word-for-word what they're probably saying at this very moment.

 

[1981]

You must work for em' cuz that is, word-for-word what they're probably saying at this very moment.

This is true. I'm about to hang myself with a nice G4 tie they gave everyone at last year's Christmas party.

 

[Obi-John-Kenobi]

obi-john...

It's true. I changed my religion because of how badly G4 sold out and because of how ridiculously lame and annoying Adam Sessler is. I said, "There is no God. If he were real, he wouldn't allow something like this to happen." And with that, I ripped the cross from my neck and threw it in the garbage. I'm sorry if that offended anyone. I never meant to offend anyone. but G4 offended ME far more than anything else has ever offended me. I am African American and I take great pride in my heritage. I've been called many racial names in my life, tar-baby, porch-monkey, even the dreaded N-word, but none of that EVER offended me as much as what G4 did.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

I can't stand that Kevin!

It's not just me then.

He's such a smarmy, smirky bastard. I wanna kick his ass. I've tried like hell to like him over the years but no success.

 

[Punisher RULES]

It's true. I changed my religion because of how badly G4 sold out and because of how ridiculously lame and annoying Adam Sessler is. I said, "There is no God. If he were real, he wouldn't allow something like this to happen." And with that, I ripped the cross from my neck and threw it in the garbage. I'm sorry if that offended anyone. I never meant to offend anyone. but G4 offended ME far more than anything else has ever offended me. I am African American and I take great pride in my heritage. I've been called many racial names in my life, tar-baby, porch-monkey, even the dreaded N-word, but none of that EVER offended me as much as what G4 did.

dude, its a tv station..

 

[Obi-John-Kenobi]

dude, its a tv station..

That's what's so bad about it. My very way of life has been insulted on cable television. They ARE a TV station. A TV station from the depths of Evil itself. A station which deserves to be ripped from the very fabric of existence.

 

[1981]

this is true, i've seen it.

 

[Punisher RULES]

That's what's so bad about it. My very way of life has been insulted on cable television. They ARE a TV station. A TV station from the depths of Evil itself. A station which deserves to be ripped from the very fabric of existence.

Call me ignorant but to me it's just a station like any other. What makes it so evil?

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Call me ignorant but to me it's just a station like any other. What makes it so evil?

http://www.g4tv.com/fastlane/index.html

 

[1981]

oh, man, that show is so awesome. Awwww, yeah! Fastlane is so Miami Vice, but of our generation. I'm glad they're still pumpin' out episodes. That Bill Belamy is so funny. Gosh.... G4 makes me glad that G4 is alive.

Television networks that have no basis and just throw a bunch of shows together marketed towards males is pretty sweet.

 

[Obi-John-Kenobi]

Call me ignorant but to me it's just a station like any other. What makes it so evil?

They started out as a pretty decent channel. They called themselves "G4: TV For Gamers." And they played shows like "Cinematech" and "Cheat". They still play these shows I believe (although I heard they only show it at night). Then they started playing shows like "COPS" and "Cheaters". Yet they still claimed to be "TV For Gamers". It was all a horrible lie. Eventually, they sold out pretty much entirely. But they STILL showed X-Play. the most horrible abomination of gaming mankind has ever known. But the main reason I hate G4 so much, is because of ONE man. Adam Sessler.

 

[SpicyTempura]

Lol, reminiscing about the old TechTV days...poor Screensavers!

 

[1981]

Don't you dare say his name! I won't even repeat it! God forbid, if that man steps into my house...

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Lol, reminiscing about the old TechTV days...poor Screensavers!

I soooo miss Screensavers. Watching that was a nightly ritual for me for a long while.

I never did buy those Leo Laporte underwear.

 

[Obi-John-Kenobi]

Don't you dare say his name! I won't even repeat it! God forbid, if that man steps into my house...

I apologize. Not just to 1981, but to everybody. I'll try to watch what I say from now on. But GOD I hate that sin against the Lord.