Hulk vs Sentry & Superman

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It was late at night, Banner had just had lovely climax with his new girlfreind Kaila, she had long blond hair that smelled like roses, as she was takeing a shower he heard a gunshot, he ran into the shower and held her hand, he looked out of a open window, everything went black, then he felt the power over whelming him, he turned big and green he veins grew all over him

Adrenaline
Anger
Hate


He felt sorry for himself, then the pain ended, PUNY BANNER, HE NEEDS A STUPID GIRLFREIND WHILE HULK IS ALONE! HULK SMASH.

Hulk vs sentry and superman.
 
SmashSuperman said:
It was late at night, Banner had just had lovely climax with his new girlfreind Kaila, she had long blond hair that smelled like roses, as she was takeing a shower he heard a gunshot, he ran into the shower and held her hand, he looked out of a open window, everything went black, then he felt the power over whelming him, he turned big and green he veins grew all over him

Adrenaline
Anger
Hate


He felt sorry for himself, then the pain ended, PUNY BANNER, HE NEEDS A STUPID GIRLFREIND WHILE HULK IS ALONE! HULK SMASH.

Hulk vs sentry and superman.

As the Hulk pillaged man hatten and ripped tanks and jets apart he thought about the puny army men toys banner used to play with at age 4, the Hulk picked up a soilder, 4 year old banner picked up a toy, the hulk ripped the human in half, 4 year old bruce slamed the toy.
 
What the hell is this thread???? :mad:
 
SmashSuperman said:
As the Hulk pillaged man hatten and ripped tanks and jets apart he thought about the puny army men toys banner used to play with at age 4, the Hulk picked up a soilder, 4 year old banner picked up a toy, the hulk ripped the human in half, 4 year old bruce slamed the toy.


As the Hulk was increaseing in stregth he killed jumped to metropolis and destroyed the daily planet , he picked up the daily planet and tossed it into a huge air liner, then superman cought the air liner and said to Hulk "Thats ENOUGH!" The Hulk punches superman into space, superman go's through the moon, The Hulk yails "NO ONE TELLS HULK WHAT TO DO!"
 
SmashSuperman said:
As the Hulk was increaseing in stregth he killed jumped to metropolis and destroyed the daily planet , he picked up the daily planet and tossed it into a huge air liner, then superman cought the air liner and said to Hulk "Thats ENOUGH!" The Hulk punches superman into space, superman go's through the moon, The Hulk yails "NO ONE TELLS HULK WHAT TO DO!"

LMAO! Ah, the innocent mind of a child...
Seriously though, I can't believe the MODS have allowed this guy to continue existing...
 
Superman is well more powerful than the Hulk on his own, and has beaten Hulk before to my knowledge. So throwing Sentry in there only adds insult to Hulk's injuries.
 
ShadowBoxing said:
Superman is well more powerful than the Hulk on his own, and has beaten Hulk before to my knowledge. So throwing Sentry in there only adds insult to Hulk's injuries.



The Hulk just keeps getting stronger, no matter what you do to him he can regenerate, The Hulk has a special special gift


He keeps getting stronger and stronger AND stronger.


He has no limit to his strength, non, no limit, he will keep fighting, he doesnt need food or water he can keep punching and punching and punching.
 
SmashSuperman said:
The Hulk just keeps getting stronger, no matter what you do to him he can regenerate, The Hulk has a special special gift


He keeps getting stronger and stronger AND stronger.

That may be true. However, if you hit him hard enough, as Superman or Sentry have proven they could do, he doesn't get mad he just gets unconscious and reverts back to Banner.

And Superman and Sentry have special "gifts" as well, they are invulnerable.
 
ShadowBoxing said:
That may be true. However, if you hit him hard enough, as Superman or Sentry have proven they could do, he doesn't get mad he just gets unconscious and reverts back to Banner.


He will regenerate from the punch, the hulk doesnt have the ability to beacome unconiscious.
 
unstoppable said:
this is really pathedic dude


Do you think the hulk is weak or something???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:
 
SmashSuperman said:
He will regenerate from the punch, the hulk doesnt have the ability to beacome unconiscious.
Become unconscious is not an "ability" it is a natural reaction from having the wind knocked out of you or having you center of gravity thrown off. Havok, Drax, Andromida, Iron Man, Black Bolt, Juggernaut, Thor, Namor, Dr Strange and several others I can think of off the top of my head have rendered Hulk unconscious.
 
ShadowBoxing said:
Become unconscious is not an "ability" it is a natural reaction from having the wind knocked out of you or having you center of gravity thrown off. Havok, Drax, Andromida, Iron Man, Black Bolt, Juggernaut, Thor, Namor, Dr Strange and several others I can think of off the top of my head have rendered Hulk unconscious.


The Hulkm would knock superman unconscious first!!:hulk: Actually he would shov criptanight up super mans as and superman would be like

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
SmashSuperman said:
The Hulkm would knock superman unconscious first!!:hulk: Actually he would shov criptanight up super mans as and superman would be like

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well Superman is invulnerable and supposedly about 100 times stronger than the Hulk's usual upper limit (of about 100 tons...which he rarely exceeds...I bet Hulk 300 he was only 150, 200 tops). Superman is put at an "upper limit" (although it remains fully undetermined) of 14,000+ tons. Hulk has never been quoted as anything remotely close to that. Marvel is a far weaker Universe power wise.

Hulk is not smart enough to think to use Krytonite.
 
ShadowBoxing said:
Well Superman is invulnerable and supposedly about 100 times stronger than the Hulk's usual upper limit (of about 100 tons...which he rarely exceeds...I bet Hulk 300 he was only 150, 200 tops). Superman is put at an "upper limit" (although it remains fully undetermined) of 14,000+ tons. Hulk has never been quoted as anything remotely close to that. Marvel is a far weaker Universe power wise.

Hulk is not smart enough to think to use Krytonite.




Thats Pre-Crisis, anyway the Hulk lifted a mountain 3 times the size of earth!!! And a 500 million ton mountain as well, dont base the Hulk off of his stats. Remember when the Hulk punched superman 300 yards? If you dont it was in

Superman/Spiderman #2
 
ShadowBoxing said:
Well Superman is invulnerable and supposedly about 100 times stronger than the Hulk's usual upper limit (of about 100 tons...which he rarely exceeds...I bet Hulk 300 he was only 150, 200 tops). Superman is put at an "upper limit" (although it remains fully undetermined) of 14,000+ tons. Hulk has never been quoted as anything remotely close to that. Marvel is a far weaker Universe power wise.

Hulk is not smart enough to think to use Krytonite.

THe mountain range he managed to hold up in secret wars must have been more than a hundred tons surely?:confused:
 
ShadowBoxing said:
Well Superman is invulnerable and supposedly about 100 times stronger than the Hulk's usual upper limit (of about 100 tons...which he rarely exceeds...I bet Hulk 300 he was only 150, 200 tops). Superman is put at an "upper limit" (although it remains fully undetermined) of 14,000+ tons. Hulk has never been quoted as anything remotely close to that. Marvel is a far weaker Universe power wise.

Hulk is not smart enough to think to use Krytonite.




Thats Pre-Crisis, anyway the Hulk lifted a mountain 3 times the size of earth!!! And a 500 million ton mountain as well, dont base the Hulk off of his stats. Remember when the Hulk punched superman 300 yards?

Superman/Spiderman #2
 
hippy fascist said:
THe mountain range he managed to hold up in secret wars must have been more than a hundred tons surely?:confused:
During Secret Wars his strength was agumented while on the Secret Wars World, so really that does not count.
 
You guys really want to give me a heart attack dont you?
 
God, it's like every week another jplaya level newb shows up. What is the hype coming to.
 
SmashSuperman said:
Superman/Spiderman #2
Out of canon, therefore un referencable in this discussion. Furthermore the 14,000 tons is not Pre-Crisis that is current. Before Crisis Superman could move planets.
 
Anubis said:
God, it's like every week another jplaya level newb shows up. What is the hype coming to.


Down the drain.:(
 

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