Majic Walrus
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I wouldn't jump out of a car with Katie in it.
Good thing, because if you did you'd hit the ground going mach 3.
I wouldn't jump out of a car with Katie in it.
Promise me you'd land on your head.I'd jump from a car if a woman told me she hasn't seen Iron Man 2 yet.
Good thing, because if you did you'd hit the ground going mach 3.
Husband bails from moving vehicle after wife refuses to 'shut up'
http://www.theleafchronicle.com/article/20100514/NEWS01/100514025/
By JAKE LOWARY The Leaf-Chronicle May 14,
2010

I love this. HahaI like intelligent men. So no.
I would've burped each time she talked and encouraged the kids to do the same. That would've driven her nuts.

Sexist.Somehow I doubt this story would have made waves if he weren't driving. And let's face it. In situations like this it usually is the man driving.
Why didn't he just punch her in the face and knock her out?
Because then she couldn't make him a sandwich later.
The only time I'd jump from a car is when a girl is in it.
Because I run away from girls. They scare me.
Hahahaha, yeah that would've been great.![]()
Bad Superman is a genius
Bad Superman's avatar is hilarious!

She's right though. If the woman was driving, they would have crashed before he could jump out.
See i'd rather kick her out... then maybe run her over a couple of times just for good measure![]()
This guy is 23, married, with three kids already. He probably tried to off himself for stupidly getting married at a young age. Too bad he never had a pimp hand to begin with. Haven't we learned anything from A Pimp Named Slickback yet?

This guy is 23, married, with three kids already. He probably tried to off himself for stupidly getting married at a young age. Too bad he never had a pimp hand to begin with. Haven't we learned anything from A Pimp Named Slickback yet?
t:...Wait, I was married with 2 kids at 23!


t:...Wait, I was married with 2 kids at 23!
Had my 3rd by 27
But my wifes nagging wasn't that bad, I mean come on every wife nags but I never wanted to jump outta a moving car with her and MY KIDS in it!
She must be be real NAGGER!!
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