Hype Action Figures...With pullstring catchphrase(s)!

[Master Chief]

So. If you were an action figure. Based on yerself. Here. And you had a pull string. What would you say when someone pulled the string? I'd be like, "Mmmmmmk, *lip smack*, yeah." Or something. KkkKk. KKkk. Maybe even put down what you think other people's action figures would say.

 

[Da Docta]

"Yo Docta, yo on FIYA!"

 

[The Last Meatbag]

"pwnt"

"joo are teh suck"

"LMAO"

"LOL"

"****"

"not the face *****, not the ****ing face you piece of ***** trash"

 

[jaguarr]

Mine would just say...

jag

 

[Poetic Chaos]

"True Fact"

 

[Fran]

"Dude"

"I farted"

"UH-OH!"

 

[Fran]

DOG LIPS action figure.

"Go on..."

 

[Prodigy]

mine:

pull...."rrrrrr i've been here 6 years and nobody likes me rrrrrrrr"... pull...."rrrrrrr sex with a random chick lasts one night but herpes lasts a lifetime rrrrrrrr"

 

[Erzengel]

Looking at the Hooter's thread.....

My action figure would come with ether, a shovel and a wheel barrel.

Several sayings would be....something sexist, racist and my usual joke that only 1 out of 1,000 kids would get.

 

[Tangled Web]

The Equint and JAL dolls

JAL: "Your a jerk you know that!"

Equint: "I'm a jerk because I'm successful?"

JAL: "I'm guona rub it in you guyses face when I'm fanous. That is my last statement in this thread"

TW: "Not if you're famous for what I think you'll be famous for."

Erz: "They have internet in prison?"

Jag: "jag"

JAL: "**** yu guys I'm not afraid fo you!"

 

[Fran]

Don't forget your farmerfran dolls

 

[jaguarr]

The Equint and JAL dolls

JAL: "Your a jerk you know that!"

Equint: "I'm a jerk because I'm successful?"

JAL: "I'm guona rub it in you guyses face when I'm fanous. That is my last statement in this thread"

TW: "Not if you're famous for what I think you'll be famous for."

Erz: "They have internet in prison?"

Jag: "jag"

JAL: "**** yu guys I'm not afraid fo you!"

How the f**k did I get in that list? At any rate....yeah....I already did that in Post #4. However...


Hey, kids! Wanna know what's hot this Christmas! It's the amazing Tangled Web doll with genuine Awkward Dry Hump Action(tm)! Introduce him to your Barbie and she'll never be the same again!

Warning: Tangled Web doll may cause infection, aural bleeding, vertigo, gender confusion, rickets and runny nose. Use as directed. Not for children under 10.

jag

 

[Master Chief]

You guys are geniuses, lol. Box sets should totally be sold.

 

[Erzengel]

How the f**k did I get in that list? At any rate....yeah....I already did that in Post #4. However...


Hey, kids! Wanna know what's hot this Christmas! It's the amazing Tangled Web doll with genuine Awkward Dry Hump Action(tm)! Introduce him to your Barbie and she'll never be the same again!

Warning: Tangled Web doll may cause infection, aural bleeding, vertigo, gender confusion, rickets and runny nose. Use as directed. Not for children under 10.

jag

Child: Mom!!! My Tangled Web figure won't start humping. It's humping everything. Even lil sister's adolescent Skipper doll. She's still in 8th grade.

 

[jaguarr]

Child: Mom!!! My Tangled Web figure won't start humping. It's humping everything. Even lil sister's adolescent Skipper doll. She's still in 8th grade.

It's not as bad as the kid's blind_fury doll offering all the Bratz dolls Monopoly money to have sex with him.

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

kainedamo: "Wash your hands!!"

 

[Fran]

It's not as bad as the kid's blind_fury doll offering all the Bratz dolls Monopoly money to have sex with him.

jag

LOL

 

[Abaddon]

Dew's action figure would wear a royal gown, and she'd be able to transform into a robotic penguin like those oldschool Power Rangers toys that based on Transformers.

 

[Tangled Web]

hahahahha!!! This is excellent satire!

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Mr. Smash'n Bash dolls featuring these popular catchphrases!

"I liked Zenien until I found out she was a lesbian."

"Uh Durr."

"I'll have to consult my legal advisors."

"So you're going to pay me with what equates to a piece of bubblicious, a bag of oranges, and 50 cents?"

"Whatev."

"I'm not illegitimate."

"Tailgating requires a high alcohol tolerance."

"I can't believe I had to explain a keg stand to a brit, don't you guys have kegs across the pond? "

And the ever famous

"LOST is teh gay compared to the X-Files."

Also featuring Kung-Fu grip and Karate Chop action.

 

[Tangled Web]

It's not as bad as the kid's blind_fury doll offering all the Bratz dolls Monopoly money to have sex with him.

jag

Wrong. He only has sex with the supermodel dolls, and don't forget about the crying.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

Mine would say

"What happens in the Hype.... Stays in the Hype."
'With great Hypesters, comes great stupidity"
"Holy cow I'm White and Nerdy"
"Pizza time!"

With special Pizza eating action! And laser fingers..... and a mini Bow & Arrow.

 

[Fran]

^^^ Not to mention anti-n00b shield

 

[Master Chief]

Wrong. He only has sex with the supermodel dolls, and don't forget about the crying.

Dude, Bratz are supermodels. They're f**king glamorous! And they're fun to dress up and stuff, lol, have 'em... I think I said too much. Ok. Continue on.

 

[Darthphere]

I have no idea.