Hype! Deathmatch 2017: FINALE: Reek vs. KRYPTON INC.

[Kane52630]

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WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH!
In the FINALE, the following match will last 7 days. The player with the most votes at the end of 7 days will become 2017 Deathmatch Champion! The match for the FINALE are as follows:


ROUND ONE
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Match 1: The Incredible Hulk vs. Marvolo
Match 2: psylockolussus vs. Greens
Match 3: DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs vs. ComicChick
Match 4: Reek vs. Spider-Aziz


Match 5: flickchick85 vs. Perfect Cell
Match 6: TheVileOne vs. harlequinade
Match 7: Roose Bolton vs. DarthSkywalker


Match 8: dude stannis vs. OutOfBoose
Match 9: Schlosser85 vs. Pink Ranger
Match 10: Immortalfire vs. LibidoLoca


Match 11: Flint Marko vs. jokesonm3
Match 12: Fallen Angel vs. KRYPTON INC.
Match 13: OdinSon vs. Black Narcissus


Match 14: Sawyer vs. C. Lee
Match 15: PrehistoricDog vs. Ruth Fisher
Match 16: DigificWriter vs. Guts


ROUND TWO
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Match 1: ComicChick & flickchick85 vs. PrehistoricDog & Marvolo
Match 2: Schlosser85 & Pink Ranger & harlequinade vs. Greens & Roose Bolton

Match 3: Reek & Guts vs. Immortalfire & LibidoLoca & Flint Marko
Match 4: Sawyer & Black Narcissus vs. KRYPTON INC. & dude stannis


ROUND THREE
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Match 1: KRYPTON INC. vs. dude stannis
Match 2: Reek vs. Guts

Match 3: Greens vs. Roose Bolton
Match 4: ComicChick vs. flickchick85


SEMI-FINALS
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Match 1: KRYPTON INC. vs. Roose Bolton

Match 2: ComicChick vs. Reek vs. flickchick85


FINALE
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REEK VS. KRYPTON INC.

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[Fallen Angel]

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[Themanofbat]

I wanna vote for CC...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I wanna vote for CC...

She's good people.

Hello everyone. I'm KRYPTON INC. Exiled Kryptonian, podcaster, veteran of the Great Molemen/Hoboes Wars on both sides. My opponent Reek is a true Hypester. He's been loyal to the Hype so far as we know... He won a previous Deathmatch. So I ask... Has the Hype improved since he won? Has the world? Look outside your window and over your screens... CHAOS! ANARCHY! Dogs and cats living together! Hypesters complaining about Danny Elfman scoring a super hero movie? A shaved orange ape elected to high office? This is not the Hype or world we deserve. Reek has a serviceable track record salting the snails, true enough. However has he been so laser focused on trees that he's missed the forest? Can we afford another term of an executive more interested in snails than the health of the Hype as a whole? I make no grand promises friends. I can't tell MCU fans that people will stop complaining about comedy in their successful films. I can't promise DCEU fans people will stop talking about Rotten Tomatoes scores. I can't tell FOX-MEN fans people will begin to truly appreciate their favorite universe. I cannot promise love to those in the relationship thread. But I can promise a Hype that is efficient, responsive, uncompromising in the battle against trolls and their allies, but most importantly... A Hype safe for fanboys and fangirls of every stripe... Except for Furries. Something went wrong with those people. But other than that... A Hype For All. Join me and we can turn that dream into reality.

A Hype For All.

I'm KRYPTON INC., and I approved this message.


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[ComicChick]

this better be good

and thanks TMoB

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

this better be good

and thanks TMoB

As good as... CHEERWINE Mademoiselle Chick?

 

[ComicChick]

inc is coming out, guns a-blazing

 

[CaptainWagner]

GO TEAM KRYPTON!

 

[jokesonm3]

Godspeed KRYPTON INC, i believe in you buddy

 

[Reek]

Such hate for little ol' Reek ... So let me hit you all with some knowledge.

I, Reek, hereby exonerate myself from this Deathmatch. It’s cute, it’s fun, but it’s an evil witch named Pancake Jane who will rig things. I am a man of the people. The people talk to me. They complain, they cry out for someone to put an end to the daily attacks by the Italian trolls spoiling new movies across multiple threads. They tell me about how the REDS have failed them. But I will not fail. So when a PM is sent saying “tie this up!” or “don’t let Roose win!”… The gloves come off. I, Reek, am guilty of this sin, but not to the lengths I have seen in the previous rounds… You know it to be true, PJ and Company. I will be kneeling for this Deathmatch. I will not campaign… I will not be in the thread… and I will not lose. For I have already won. Regardless of the score in the end, the people know who their champion is. Who was there when the Maester88 took on the hype? Reek. Who was there when Digital Fiction “writers” stormed the hype with all sorts of stupid ****ery? Reek. Who calmed down ComicChick on her rampage over her lost pizza? Reek.

This is how PJ thrives. You're all too smart not to know this. The Reds paint the world full of shadows... and then tell the Blues to stay close to the light. Their light, their reasons, their judgments, their rules. Because in the darkness, there be dragons. But it isn't true. We can prove that it isn't true. We can escape Janes blog. We can step into the darkness. In the dark, there is discovery, there is possibility, there is freedom in the dark once someone has illuminated it and realized the true darkness lies within attention seeking reeking and dragging out deathmatch finals for 7 days. 7 days! It took me 7 days to build the hype up, not tear it down like these Reds and Krypton want.
After 7 days all this will be for nothing. We will have been for nothing. Defined by histories that where distorted to fit into their narrative, until all that is left of us are the monsters in the stories the Red chicks, Jane, and all their little circle jerk group will tell their children.

Take your win, KRYPTON INC. Take it with all your heart… Shine it up real nice…turn that son of a ***** sideways… and stick it straight up your candy ass! My people WILL survive. My spirit WILL live on. You can’t kill us all. Get on with it mother****ers.

If ya smelllllllllalalalalalalalooo…. What THE REEK…. IS COOKIN’!

 

[Fallen Angel]

What?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Such hate for little ol' Reek ... So let me hit you all with some knowledge.

I, Reek, hereby exonerate myself from this Deathmatch. It’s cute, it’s fun, but it’s an evil witch named Pancake Jane who will rig things. I am a man of the people. The people talk to me. They complain, they cry out for someone to put an end to the daily attacks by the Italian trolls spoiling new movies across multiple threads. They tell me about how the REDS have failed them. But I will not fail. So when a PM is sent saying “tie this up!” or “don’t let Roose win!”… The gloves come off. I, Reek, am guilty of this sin, but not to the lengths I have seen in the previous rounds… You know it to be true, PJ and Company. I will be kneeling for this Deathmatch. I will not campaign… I will not be in the thread… and I will not lose. For I have already won. Regardless of the score in the end, the people know who their champion is. Who was there when the Maester88 took on the hype? Reek. Who was there when Digital Fiction “writers” stormed the hype with all sorts of stupid ****ery? Reek. Who calmed down ComicChick on her rampage over her lost pizza? Reek.

This is how PJ thrives. You're all too smart not to know this. The Reds paint the world full of shadows... and then tell the Blues to stay close to the light. Their light, their reasons, their judgments, their rules. Because in the darkness, there be dragons. But it isn't true. We can prove that it isn't true. We can escape Janes blog. We can step into the darkness. In the dark, there is discovery, there is possibility, there is freedom in the dark once someone has illuminated it and realized the true darkness lies within attention seeking reeking and dragging out deathmatch finals for 7 days. 7 days! It took me 7 days to build the hype up, not tear it down like these Reds and Krypton want.
After 7 days all this will be for nothing. We will have been for nothing. Defined by histories that where distorted to fit into their narrative, until all that is left of us are the monsters in the stories the Red chicks, Jane, and all their little circle jerk group will tell their children.

Take your win, KRYPTON INC. Take it with all your heart… Shine it up real nice…turn that son of a ***** sideways… and stick it straight up your candy ass! My people WILL survive. My spirit WILL live on. You can’t kill us all. Get on with it mother****ers.

If ya smelllllllllalalalalalalalooo…. What THE REEK…. IS COOKIN’!

Wise words... Wise words...

But in those words, can you all not see... WE NEED TO EXCERCISE THE CONSTITUTION OF THE HYPE'S 25th AMENDMENT?

 

[jokesonm3]

Wise words... Wise words...

But in those words, can you all not see... WE NEED TO EXCERCISE THE CONSTITUTION OF THE HYPE'S 25th AMENDMENT?

"Thou shall not punk out of an ongoing deathmatch"

 

[ComicChick]

why do you remember the pizza incident? lol

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

why do you remember the pizza incident? lol

Colluding with Aziz. He has access to "The Files."

 

[Bagide]

Krypton should survive

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Krypton should survive

Damn... If I weren't ME, this would be the perfect place for a "Krypton had it's chance" gif.

...


Screw it.

 

[AnneFan]

Fallen voted for KRYPTON so I voted for Reek.

 

[Guts]

What is your strategy to capture the Mothman.

 

[AnneFan]

If they had any shred of credibility, they'd consult with me. If they want to fumble around in the dark, they won't.

 

[ComicChick]

this one is pretty close so far

 

[AnneFan]

Reek sent me a PM pretending to be friendly, just to get my vote. I saw through this, but at least he took the effort. What did lazy KRYPTON do? They're both dud candidates (proven by the low turnout), but when Fallen votes for someone, you just gotta vote the other way.

 

[flickchick85]

I was all prepared to vote for KRYPTON to help put a stop to Reek's Hype domination, but Reek's been almost...nice lately. It's thrown me off and now I'm conflicted, which is probably a part of his diabolical plan.

 

[AnneFan]

You cliquey cowards made a mistake by not having me in these matches. Is this year's tournament sponsored by Sleepy's? But whatever...vote Reek. It's the lesser of the two evils.

 

[ComicChick]

where have you been?