Hype! Deathmatch 2017: Round 3, Match 1: KRYPTON INC. vs. dude stannis

[Kane52630]

WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH!
In round three, each match will last 4 days. The player with the most votes at the end of 4 days will move on to the Semi-Finals! The matches for round three are as follows:


ROUND ONE
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Match 1: The Incredible Hulk vs. Marvolo
Match 2: psylockolussus vs. Greens
Match 3: DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs vs. ComicChick
Match 4: Reek vs. Spider-Aziz


Match 5: flickchick85 vs. Perfect Cell
Match 6: TheVileOne vs. harlequinade
Match 7: Roose Bolton vs. DarthSkywalker


Match 8: dude stannis vs. OutOfBoose
Match 9: Schlosser85 vs. Pink Ranger
Match 10: Immortalfire vs. LibidoLoca


Match 11: Flint Marko vs. jokesonm3
Match 12: Fallen Angel vs. KRYPTON INC.
Match 13: OdinSon vs. Black Narcissus


Match 14: Sawyer vs. C. Lee
Match 15: PrehistoricDog vs. Ruth Fisher
Match 16: DigificWriter vs. Guts


ROUND TWO
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Match 1: ComicChick & flickchick85 vs. PrehistoricDog & Marvolo
Match 2: Schlosser85 & Pink Ranger & harlequinade vs. Greens & Roose Bolton

Match 3: Reek & Guts vs. Immortalfire & LibidoLoca & Flint Marko
Match 4: Sawyer & Black Narcissus vs. KRYPTON INC. & dude stannis


ROUND THREE
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Match 1: KRYPTON INC. vs. dude stannis
Match 2: Reek vs. Guts

Match 3: Greens vs. Roose Bolton
Match 4: ComicChick vs. flickchick85


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[KRYPTON INC.]

Were he active the dude would kick my keister. As it stands... If it were done, best that it be done quickly.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Josh Gad vs Jonah Hill in a wrestling ring. Write the scenario I favor more and I will vote for you.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Josh meets Jonah at Wrestlmania. Josh enters to the song "Big Time" by Peter Gabriel, dressed like a mix between The Penguin and an extra from Mad Max. Jonah enters to the song "Baby Got Back" for some reason, in nothzing but a sumo loincloth. The bell rings. They circle each other for a moment about to clash when new intro music, Dio's "Holy Diver" blares. Tenacious D, Kyle and Jack, run into the ring. They smash their acoustic guitars over both Josh and Jonah's heads, knocking them out. Jack grabs a mic. "We had to drop some metal on their candy asses! Why? Well... They know what they did. When they wake up, tell them they can take their fat asses to Summer Slam to even the score!" Drops mic and both exit ring, Dio playing again in the backgrounds.


Aaaaaand... End Scene.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Interesting, interesting. Can the dude come with something better?
Please no Big Lebowski jokes or reference

 

[Reek]

Kane has truly broken me with this one...

I need to pray.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[Reek]

that's probably not a good idea...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Eww... Maybe see a doctor about that.

[YT]NkJOZOOXJWk[/YT]

 

[ComicChick]

aww man this is hard

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

aww man this is hard

 

[flickchick85]

You've earned this, KRYPTON.

 

[MultipleJesuses]

"Ooh this is so hard." "I don't think I'll be able to vote." "Oh I can't vote in this one."

Man the **** up. You ****s know who the ****ing one true king is.

 

[Fallen Angel]

The old man.

We ride together, we eat nachos together.

 

[Reek]

If Krypton can tell me the perfect nacho... ill consider him over dude... I said... consider... Dude and I were raised together on a farmland in western australia.

 

[Greens]

Krypton made us persona non grata at Pancake studios. Unforgivable.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Krypton made us persona non grata at Pancake studios. Unforgivable.

Jon caught you stealing mics and speakers. You were a terrible intern... But damn if you didn't make one hell of a cup of coffee.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The old man.

We ride together, we eat nachos together.

[YT]Y2RRJfM0ZCE[/YT]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

If Krypton can tell me the perfect nacho... ill consider him over dude... I said... consider... Dude and I were raised together on a farmland in western australia.

The collected works of Nacho Vidal.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

"Ooh this is so hard." "I don't think I'll be able to vote." "Oh I can't vote in this one."

Man the **** up. You ****s know who the ****ing one true king is.

He got my vote.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You've earned this, KRYPTON.

The blackmail photos worked!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

KRYPTON got my vote.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

KRYPTON got my vote.

(Solemnly bows head to the Aziz Of Spiders.)

 

[Fallen Angel]

[YT]Y2RRJfM0ZCE[/YT]

Old man I told you not to touch the deck. Ain't nobody wanna hear that babble.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Old man I told you not to touch the deck. Ain't nobody wanna hear that babble.

Old man... Old music.