Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch III: Civil War (Preliminary Thread)

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm totallly missing it.

I know Ronny.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I know Ronny.

Ew. Don't talk to it.

 

[Sabretooth]

Blahblahblah

 

[Truthteller]

Missing from this account is the bit about them always being in the opposite direction of where they apear to be, but oh well. It has the bit about the lime juice.

"It is not often nowadays that a new island or a lost tribe comes to light,but in 1896 a Mr. Forbes Skertchley,originally of Hong Kong,startled the world with an announcement to the effect that he had discovered a tiny,remote island called Cagayan in the Pacific which was inhabited by a strange people called Berbalangs.In his report to the Anthropological Society is as follows:"These Berbalangs are ghouls.They dip open the graves and eat the entrails of the corpses;but in Cagayan the supply of cadavers is limited,so when they feel the craving for human flesh they go away into the grass,and having carefully hidden their bodies,hold their breathe and fall into a trance.Their astral bodies are then liberated,whereupon they fly away,and entering a house they invade the body of one of the occupants and feed on his entrails.You can always tell them because their pupils are not round,but just narrow slits like those of a cat.They may be heard coming,as they always make a moaning noise which is loud at a distance and dies away to a feeble moan as they approach.When they are near you the sound of their wings may be heard and the flashing lights of their eyes can be seen dancing like fireflies in the dark."It is said that the only way to beat them off is with a "kris"a blade which has been rubbed with lime juice.Mr. Skertchleys first lecture on these creatures took place in Hong Kong,and of course he was not beleived,but he had faith that someday he would be taken seriously about what he ahd witnessed that year.The Berbalangs had a habit of treating their guests to what looks liks curried fish,but in actuality it was human flesh.Once you ate of it,your soul was destroyed and you yourself became a Berbalang,however,if before eating you sprinkle your food with lime juice the food will resume it's natural shape.Mr. Skertchley spoke to many an audience,and of course,the people treated it as a joke.In February 1899,Mr. Skertchley had taken a journey to Tibet to confer with the Lama,on his way he disappeared,he was never seen or heard from again,some now beleive he was spirited away by the dreaded Berbalangs...."

 

[Ronny Shade]

Ew. Don't talk to it.

unclean! UNNNCLLEEEAAANNNN!

 

[Tsunulia]

Blahblahblah

Is that all you can hear too?

 

[Tsunulia]

Missing from this account is the bit about them always being in the opposite direction of where they apear to be, but oh well. It has the bit about the lime juice.

"It is not often nowadays that a new island or a lost tribe comes to light,but in 1896 a Mr. Forbes Skertchley,originally of Hong Kong,startled the world with an announcement to the effect that he had discovered a tiny,remote island called Cagayan in the Pacific which was inhabited by a strange people called Berbalangs.In his report to the Anthropological Society is as follows:"These Berbalangs are ghouls.They dip open the graves and eat the entrails of the corpses;but in Cagayan the supply of cadavers is limited,so when they feel the craving for human flesh they go away into the grass,and having carefully hidden their bodies,hold their breathe and fall into a trance.Their astral bodies are then liberated,whereupon they fly away,and entering a house they invade the body of one of the occupants and feed on his entrails.You can always tell them because their pupils are not round,but just narrow slits like those of a cat.They may be heard coming,as they always make a moaning noise which is loud at a distance and dies away to a feeble moan as they approach.When they are near you the sound of their wings may be heard and the flashing lights of their eyes can be seen dancing like fireflies in the dark."It is said that the only way to beat them off is with a "kris"a blade which has been rubbed with lime juice.Mr. Skertchleys first lecture on these creatures took place in Hong Kong,and of course he was not beleived,but he had faith that someday he would be taken seriously about what he ahd witnessed that year.The Berbalangs had a habit of treating their guests to what looks liks curried fish,but in actuality it was human flesh.Once you ate of it,your soul was destroyed and you yourself became a Berbalang,however,if before eating you sprinkle your food with lime juice the food will resume it's natural shape.Mr. Skertchley spoke to many an audience,and of course,the people treated it as a joke.In February 1899,Mr. Skertchley had taken a journey to Tibet to confer with the Lama,on his way he disappeared,he was never seen or heard from again,some now beleive he was spirited away by the dreaded Berbalangs...."

Can somebody summarize this in a couple sentences for me? I'm not reading this much......

 

[Ronny Shade]

Missing from this account is the bit about them always being in the opposite direction of where they apear to be, but oh well. It has the bit about the lime juice.

"It is not often nowadays that a new island or a lost tribe comes to light,but in 1896 a Mr. Forbes Skertchley,originally of Hong Kong,startled the world with an announcement to the effect that he had discovered a tiny,remote island called Cagayan in the Pacific which was inhabited by a strange people called Berbalangs.In his report to the Anthropological Society is as follows:"These Berbalangs are ghouls.They dip open the graves and eat the entrails of the corpses;but in Cagayan the supply of cadavers is limited,so when they feel the craving for human flesh they go away into the grass,and having carefully hidden their bodies,hold their breathe and fall into a trance.Their astral bodies are then liberated,whereupon they fly away,and entering a house they invade the body of one of the occupants and feed on his entrails.You can always tell them because their pupils are not round,but just narrow slits like those of a cat.They may be heard coming,as they always make a moaning noise which is loud at a distance and dies away to a feeble moan as they approach.When they are near you the sound of their wings may be heard and the flashing lights of their eyes can be seen dancing like fireflies in the dark."It is said that the only way to beat them off is with a "kris"a blade which has been rubbed with lime juice.Mr. Skertchleys first lecture on these creatures took place in Hong Kong,and of course he was not beleived,but he had faith that someday he would be taken seriously about what he ahd witnessed that year.The Berbalangs had a habit of treating their guests to what looks liks curried fish,but in actuality it was human flesh.Once you ate of it,your soul was destroyed and you yourself became a Berbalang,however,if before eating you sprinkle your food with lime juice the food will resume it's natural shape.Mr. Skertchley spoke to many an audience,and of course,the people treated it as a joke.In February 1899,Mr. Skertchley had taken a journey to Tibet to confer with the Lama,on his way he disappeared,he was never seen or heard from again,some now beleive he was spirited away by the dreaded Berbalangs...."

So is this for real?

 

[Erzengel]

Missing......Berbalangs

 

[Ronny Shade]

Can somebody summarize this in a couple sentences for me? I'm not reading this much......

Some guy believes in ghouls that attack you. You can only kill them with a blade rubbed with lime juice.

 

[Sabretooth]

Missing from this account is the bit about them always being in the opposite direction of where they apear to be, but oh well. It has the bit about the lime juice.

"It is not often nowadays that a new island or a lost tribe comes to light,but in 1896 a Mr. Forbes Skertchley,originally of Hong Kong,startled the world with an announcement to the effect that he had discovered a tiny,remote island called Cagayan in the Pacific which was inhabited by a strange people called Berbalangs.In his report to the Anthropological Society is as follows:"These Berbalangs are ghouls.They dip open the graves and eat the entrails of the corpses;but in Cagayan the supply of cadavers is limited,so when they feel the craving for human flesh they go away into the grass,and having carefully hidden their bodies,hold their breathe and fall into a trance.Their astral bodies are then liberated,whereupon they fly away,and entering a house they invade the body of one of the occupants and feed on his entrails.You can always tell them because their pupils are not round,but just narrow slits like those of a cat.They may be heard coming,as they always make a moaning noise which is loud at a distance and dies away to a feeble moan as they approach.When they are near you the sound of their wings may be heard and the flashing lights of their eyes can be seen dancing like fireflies in the dark."It is said that the only way to beat them off is with a "kris"a blade which has been rubbed with lime juice.Mr. Skertchleys first lecture on these creatures took place in Hong Kong,and of course he was not beleived,but he had faith that someday he would be taken seriously about what he ahd witnessed that year.The Berbalangs had a habit of treating their guests to what looks liks curried fish,but in actuality it was human flesh.Once you ate of it,your soul was destroyed and you yourself became a Berbalang,however,if before eating you sprinkle your food with lime juice the food will resume it's natural shape.Mr. Skertchley spoke to many an audience,and of course,the people treated it as a joke.In February 1899,Mr. Skertchley had taken a journey to Tibet to confer with the Lama,on his way he disappeared,he was never seen or heard from again,some now beleive he was spirited away by the dreaded Berbalangs...."

No way I'm reading all of that,

 

[Darthphere]

Im confused.

 

[Tsunulia]

Some guy believes in ghouls that attack you. You can only kill them with a blade rubbed with lime juice.

Nononono...................No blade with lime It's lime and coconut!

You put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up
You put the lime in the coconut, it make ya feel betta!

 

[Tsunulia]

Im confused.

Yes I am....

 

[Erzengel]

Nononono...................No blade with lime It's lime and coconut!

You put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up
You put the lime in the coconut, it make ya feel betta!

You are so ignorant.

It's lime in the coke you nut!!!

 

[Sabretooth]

Either way,it tastes like crap.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Ew. Don't talk to it.

Holly?

 

[Tsunulia]

You are so ignorant.

It's lime in the coke you nut!!!

Coke's crap and they're dirty theives

 

[Erzengel]

Holly?

I thought he meant one's penis.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Holly?

Did you just call me a ****ebag?

 

[Ronny Shade]

Did you just call me a ****ebag?

yes

 

[Lackey]

Missing from this account is the bit about them always being in the opposite direction of where they apear to be, but oh well. It has the bit about the lime juice.

"It is not often nowadays that a new island or a lost tribe comes to light,but in 1896 a Mr. Forbes Skertchley,originally of Hong Kong,startled the world with an announcement to the effect that he had discovered a tiny,remote island called Cagayan in the Pacific which was inhabited by a strange people called Berbalangs.In his report to the Anthropological Society is as follows:"These Berbalangs are ghouls.They dip open the graves and eat the entrails of the corpses;but in Cagayan the supply of cadavers is limited,so when they feel the craving for human flesh they go away into the grass,and having carefully hidden their bodies,hold their breathe and fall into a trance.Their astral bodies are then liberated,whereupon they fly away,and entering a house they invade the body of one of the occupants and feed on his entrails.You can always tell them because their pupils are not round,but just narrow slits like those of a cat.They may be heard coming,as they always make a moaning noise which is loud at a distance and dies away to a feeble moan as they approach.When they are near you the sound of their wings may be heard and the flashing lights of their eyes can be seen dancing like fireflies in the dark."It is said that the only way to beat them off is with a "kris"a blade which has been rubbed with lime juice.Mr. Skertchleys first lecture on these creatures took place in Hong Kong,and of course he was not beleived,but he had faith that someday he would be taken seriously about what he ahd witnessed that year.The Berbalangs had a habit of treating their guests to what looks liks curried fish,but in actuality it was human flesh.Once you ate of it,your soul was destroyed and you yourself became a Berbalang,however,if before eating you sprinkle your food with lime juice the food will resume it's natural shape.Mr. Skertchley spoke to many an audience,and of course,the people treated it as a joke.In February 1899,Mr. Skertchley had taken a journey to Tibet to confer with the Lama,on his way he disappeared,he was never seen or heard from again,some now beleive he was spirited away by the dreaded Berbalangs...."

 

[Themanofbat]

You've made that post enough times now that it probably would have been less work to send out PM reminders.

I post it on new pages because some people have a tendency to not read X number of pages back.

Also, PM's have been sent... but we're just being sure.

Besides... I'm not very good with cybering...

 

[Mee]

Coke's crap and they're dirty theives

Blasphemy. Coke > all other drinks

 

[Themanofbat]

Im confused.

I'm Mike.

Pleased to meet you.