Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch III: Civil War (Preliminary Thread)

[Themanofbat]

 

[DOG LIPS]

I'm Mike.

Pleased to meet you.

Slacker!

 

[Lackey]

some people have a tendency to not read X number of pages back.

like me

Besides... I'm not very good with cybering...

next time I'll let you stick it in my cyber-bumhole

 

[Themanofbat]

Slacker!

There's a rumour going around about my slackyness.... but beware... ...
There are some that would rather you NOT know the TRUTH!!!!

 

[Tsunulia]

Blasphemy. Coke > all other drinks

Infidel! Heretic! Pepsi owns your soul and you know it!

 

[Ronny Shade]

Vanilla Coke > Vanilla Pepsi

 

[Themanofbat]

next time I'll let you stick it in my cyber-bumhole

Man, that's just pure gold, yessiree....

 

[Mee]

Infidel! Heretic! Pepsi owns your soul and you know it!

Nevah!

 

[Daisy]

There's a rumour going around about my slackyness.... but beware... ...
There are some that would rather you NOT know the TRUTH!!!!

I've never found you to be at all slack.

 

[Themanofbat]

I've never found you to be at all slack.

Thanks....

And I am too good at cybering.

 

[Kipobe]

I'm more gay for Tmob than I am for myself.

 

[Ronny Shade]

you're gay for yourself? how does that work?

 

[Kipobe]

You have to really want it.

 

[Ronny Shade]

reversable balls?

 

[C. Lee]

Blasphemy. Coke > all other drinks

If you need something to disentegrate rust off of old metal.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

you're gay for yourself? how does that work?

uh, Gay is being attracted to members of the same sex, you're sexually attracted to yourself. Sounds simple.

 

[Ronny Shade]

uh, Gay is being attracted to members of the same sex, you're sexually attracted to yourself. Sounds simple.

being sexually attracted to yourself means you want to have sex with yourself. This is the matter upon which I was inquiring. Seem difficult unless your name is Jamie Madrox.

 

[C. Lee]

being sexually attracted to yourself means you want to have sex with yourself. This is the matter upon which I was inquiring. Seem difficult unless your name is Jamie Madrox.

I'm sure that if you try hard enough....you will get a handle on it.

 

[Ronny Shade]

probably

 

[Master Chief]

Vanilla Coke > Vanilla Pepsi

I used Pepsi Blue to clean my windows.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I never had Pepsi Blue, but they had funny commercials with 311

 

[Themanofbat]

I'm sure that if you try hard enough....you will get a handle on it.

Heh heh... this reminds me of an old joke when I was a kid...

This little toddler asks his father one day for a tricycle. The father replies "Can your pecker reach your bum?" Obviously, no was the answer. A few years later, when the kid was around 10, he asks his father for a bycycle. Again, his father asks... "Can your pecker reach your bum?" "No" was the kid's reply. When the child becomes a teenager, he asks his father for a motorcycle. Yet again, the father inquires "Can your pecker reach your bum?". Alas, the answer was still no. Then one day, as the kid enters manhood and turns 18, he confidently strides over to his father and asks him for a new car. The father simply asks "Can your pecker reach your bum?" Well, this time the kid was ready, and with his chest bursting with pride, he proudly announces to his father "Yes!!!! Yes, my pecker can reach my bum!".

































































































The father replies.... "Go F***k yourself!"

 

[musclesforsupes]

How come I am not on this game?

 

[Equint77]

you snooze you lose.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Heh heh... this reminds me of an old joke when I was a kid...

This little toddler asks his father one day for a tricycle. The father replies "Can your pecker reach your bum?" Obviously, no was the answer. A few years later, when the kid was around 10, he asks his father for a bycycle. Again, his father asks... "Can your pecker reach your bum?" "No" was the kid's reply. When the child becomes a teenager, he asks his father for a motorcycle. Yet again, the father inquires "Can your pecker reach your bum?". Alas, the answer was still no. Then one day, as the kid enters manhood and turns 18, he confidently strides over to his father and asks him for a new car. The father simply asks "Can your pecker reach your bum?" Well, this time the kid was ready, and with his chest bursting with pride, he proudly announces to his father "Yes!!!! Yes, my pecker can reach my bum!".

The father replies.... "Go F***k yourself!"

PWN3D