Hype! Deathmatch: Round 1, Match 9: Spider-Aziz vs. knowsbleed

[knowsbleed]

A poem by knowsbleed:


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Aziz smells like feet





... thank you.​

 

[Duke]

Aziz looks in the mirror every morning and talks like this:

"I am sofa king we Todd did."

See? That's why I voted for you.

 

[DarkSentinel]

A poem by knowsbleed:


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Aziz smells like feet





... thank you.​

Braavos

 

[jaymes_e06]

A poem by knowsbleed:


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Aziz smells like feet





... thank you.​

...and that's why you're winning.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Many thanks Hobbit, I'm honored

You're welcome.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

A poem by knowsbleed:


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Aziz smells like feet





... thank you.​

Wash your feet, son

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Aziz looks in the mirror every morning and talks like this:

"I am sofa king we Todd did."

Cool story bro

I have absolutely no clue what you just said

Trollolololol

 

[Asteroid-Man]

A poem by knowsbleed:


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Aziz smells like feet





... thank you.​

This must be immortalised in the poetry thread.

 

[jaymes_e06]

^

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Y'all need to wash your feet
Mine smell good

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Aziz and I have gotten to know each other over the past year in the Spider-Man forums. He gets my vote.

 

[knowsbleed]

We've gotten to know each other also over the years and you just abandon me like that. **** this noise, I quit you.

 

[knowsbleed]

Aziz and I have gotten to know each other as well also, he's a good guy...

... one day I found myself smiling just thinking of him... then you realized that I'm full of ****.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I know. This one was a tough vote.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Hmph. Spider people.

 

[knowsbleed]

Almost worse than numbers people... base humans.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Itsy bitsy

Spoiler

If you know what I mean

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Don't judge my name.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Can I judge you by the New York/Pennsylvania contradiction?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Spider people are good
Not mutated
And we don't bite


#SaveWontkinsMom
#VoteKnowsbleed

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Can I judge you by the New York/Pennsylvania contradiction?

It's a bit confusing isn't it? I'm from PA, but NYS sounded better when I joined. knowsbleed has already gave me **** over the years for it.

 

[knowsbleed]

Itsy bitsy

Spoiler

If you know what I mean

Yes... you mean they have micro penises.

 

[JewishHobbit]

It's a bit confusing isn't it? I'm from PA, but NYS sounded better when I joined. knowsbleed has already gave me **** over the years for it.

I get it. I once thought adding Jewish to Hobbit was clever and funny, even though I'm not Jewish

 

[JewishHobbit]

Yes... you mean they have micro penises.

Should we nominate them for Dick of the Year to ease the pain?

 

[knowsbleed]

If you're not a hobbit... I'm going to quit believing in things worth believing in.