Hype! Deathmatch: Round 1, Match 9: Spider-Aziz vs. knowsbleed

[JewishHobbit]

If you're not a hobbit... I'm going to quit believing in things worth believing in.

I'm almost 6 foot and not at all hairy. I can't even grow a beard at 32 years of age

 

[knowsbleed]

Should we nominate them for Dick of the Year to ease the pain?

The compensation would definitely compensate.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Hey folks, turning this to a new Lounge will delete the thread prematurely
We need to trash talk each other, knows

You stole my cookies
You stole my balloons
I steal your veggies
You have nothing to eat

 

[knowsbleed]

trash talk... hmmm...


your mom called me a *****e last night... probably because I cleaned her out.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

No mom jokes

 

[knowsbleed]

I wasn't joking.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

No mention of mothers, these are disturbing

 

[knowsbleed]

Ok... no mom jokes...


... you called me a *****e last night... probably because I cleaned you out.

 

[E-Man]

Dat barrel roll.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Hahaha, ****! Aziz's mom!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Bamf away, you

 

[knowsbleed]

Dat barrel roll.

Dat backflip though

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Bamf away, you

So when are you going to start private messaging the masses a la last year's death match?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

So when are you going to start private messaging the masses a la last year's death match?

Never
You forced me into this
And I love everyone making up to it by voting knowsbleed
Including your honorable self

 

[E-Man]

Dat backflip though

So I see that Spoons dropped the weight lifting, and now he's working on dem acrobatics. Cool.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Never
You forced me into this
And I love everyone making up to it by voting knowsbleed
Including your honorable self

Well, yeah, I mean, no one nominated you because they thought you'd win.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Well, yeah, I mean, no one nominated you because they thought you'd win.

#CoolStoryBro

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Welcome to 2007.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

#CoolStoryBro

I knew it! Spider-Aziz is Aesop Rocks trying to troll us all!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

They're both not that clever.

 

[JP]

Aziz is much smarter.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I knew it! Spider-Aziz is Aesop Rocks trying to troll us all!

You heard us both on Skype
Do I sound anything like him?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Your voice pretty easy to emulate.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Prove it
I'll be on Skype in a minute, waiting for your feeble attempt

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Not a Skype kind of night for me.