Hype! Deathmatch: Round 1, Match 9: Spider-Aziz vs. knowsbleed

[knowsbleed]

What does he taste like?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

A cigarette filter when you burn the wrong end, haven't realized it and still try to smoke it.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Smoking is bad for your health

 

[Kane52630]

Smoking is bad for your health

[YT]F_4pXusde8s[/YT]

 

[MrMaooz]

Smoking is bad for your health

You're making sense!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You're making sense!

I always do
Not my fault it's easy to lose you

 

[knowsbleed]

This is ********, there's not nearly enough votes...


... I promise that if you vote for me... I'll scream your name out loud the next time I have sex.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Your girl will be jealous

 

[knowsbleed]

See... you're just BEGGING for me to use a mom joke!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

NO

Make Transfromers jokes

 

[Bim]

Aziz gets my vote t:

 

[knowsbleed]

Oh, you dirty **********.

*puts Bim on "the list"*

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I don't understand. Who's mom am I banging?

 

[Kane52630]

Sawyers.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

All of them.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I don't understand. Who's mom am I banging?

No one's. Now, if we were talking dads...









Nope, still no one's.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Go watch a horrible movie, and stop talking mothers

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

No one's. Now, if we were talking dads...









Nope, still no one's.

Bamf.... I missed you.

Sawyers.

Been there, done that.

All of them.

If only....

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Aziz must be private messaging! The man who vehemently wanted nothing to do with this is calling in the hoards!

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Go watch a horrible movie, and stop talking mothers

Aziz, I want to know that I feel from the bottom of my heart that your mother is a lovely, upstanding human being and a national treasure.

 

[Bim]

Oh, you dirty **********.

*puts Bim on "the list"*

knowsbleed

Bim

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Aziz must be private messaging! The man who vehemently wanted nothing to do with this is calling in the hoards!

Do you see any unusual name in the poll results?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Aziz, I want to know that I feel from the bottom of my heads that your moth is a lovely, upstanding human being and a national treasure.

Are you intentionally not making sense?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I've been talking to aziz for too long

 

[Spider-Aziz]

The two of you hardly make sense
You don't need to talk to me to keep heading in that direction