Hype! Deathmatch: Round 3, Match 4: Parker Wayne vs SuperFerret

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SuperFerret's Titantron
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WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH!
In round three, each match will last 3 days. The player with the most votes at the end of 3 days will move on to the semi-finals! The matches for round three are as follows:


ROUND ONE

Match 1: Spider Aziz vs JJJ's Ulcer
Match 2: NewYorkSpider vs ComicChick
Match 3: The Original Bamfer vs Lord Valumart
Match 4: SpideyFan866 vs AnneFan
Match 5: JP vs enterthemadness
Match 6: DirtyHarry vs SuperFerret
Match 7: Parker Wayne vs DarkSentinel
Match 8: MrMaooz vs CosmicPinchy
Match 9: Knowsbleed vs Duke
Match 10: tacit-ronin vs E-Man
Match 11: Asteroid-Man vs SymbioticToxin
Match 12: JustABill vs Fallen Angel
Match 13: OriginalMiles vs LibidoLoca
Match 14: Aesop Rocks vs Shlee
Match 15: Cory vs TheDreamMaster
Match 16: Sawyer vs DarkSovereignty


ROUND TWO
Match 1: E-Man vs SuperFerret
Match 2: CosmicPinchy vs AnneFan
Match 3: JJJ's Ulcer vs Aesop Rocks
Match 4: Cory vs JustABill
Match 5: The Original Bamfer vs OriginalMiles
Match 6: JP vs enterthemadness vs SymbioticToxin
Match 7: ComicChick vs Duke
Match 8: Sawyer vs Parker Wayne

ROUND THREE
Match 1: ComicChick vs Cory
Match 2: AnneFan vs The Original Bamfer
Match 3: JJJ's Ulcer vs JP
Match 4: Parker Wayne vs SuperFerret​

 

[Pink Ranger]

Good luck Parker Wayne Tom Selleck Thelma "Gigi" LaBustier Mrs. Sawyer.

 

[Feenix]

Two Hype Elitists? How will I ever choose which one to vote for.

Human Torch, help me out.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I await the swaying.

 

[JP]

WTF is a hype elitist?

 

[Pink Ranger]

WTF is a hype elitist?

Someone who avidly reads Life With Archie but not Archie Comics itself.

 

[TheDreamMaster]

I flipped a coin. Parker got my vote.

 

[Piper Maru]

I vote Parker Wayne.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Sorry, Ferret. I have to smooth things over with Parker after I voted for Sawyer against him when I had to smooth things over with Sawyer after voting against him and so on. I'm stuck in a vicious cycle of betrayal and pain.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Sorry, Ferret. I have to smooth things over with Parker after I voted for Sawyer against him when I had to smooth things over with Sawyer after voting against him and so on. I'm stuck in a vicious cycle of betrayal and pain.

Spoken like a true supporter of the Democratic Party.

 

[Sawyer]

Ferret. Parker's won enough.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I will make my decision here after the other two matches come to their end.
Or maybe I'll wait even longer, I know I don't want to vote for Mrs. Sawyer.

Good luck Parker Wayne Tom Selleck Thelma "Gigi" LaBustier Mrs. Sawyer.

I still hope for Triton.

 

[Human Torch]

I don't know....Parker's a pretty cool guy....but how do I vote against a guy that owns being a Hype Elitist the way SF does?

 

[E-Man]

I'll waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit for the moment....when one of them needs it more.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I tolerate both these fellas. One's deliciously snarky and the other tries to be. I just really want to see Pee Way's name changed, so...

 

[Sawyer]

I tolerate both these fellas. One's deliciously snarky and the other tries to be. I just really want to see Pee Way's name changed, so...

Which one's which?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Which one's which?

I thought you knew Bamfer better than to ask.

 

[JP]

I voted against Sawyer in the name of the Parker Doctrine. Never again.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Which one's which?

Oh please. Know yo ho.

 

[SuperFerret]

Who's Parker Wayne? I ain't never heard of no fool with that name.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Less than 2 hours away from fully deciding Parker's temporary name, Mrs. Sawyer is smashing the other three options, but I shall wait until that poll closes.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I voted against Sawyer in the name of the Parker Doctrine. Never again.

You're never voting me again?

Who's Parker Wayne? I ain't never heard of no fool with that name.

You don't know Parker Wayne? I Parker Wayne. You Parker Wayn. He, she, me, Parker Wayne. Parker Wayne, Parker Wayning, you have me Parker Wayning. Parker Waynana; Parker Waynology; The study of Parker Wayne (introduced in colleges in 2013).

It's First Grade though, Ferret!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Ouch. That's cold. JP even voted for me, and I'm in a match AGAINST him.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You don't know Parker Wayne? I Parker Wayne. You Parker Wayn. He, she, me, Parker Wayne. Parker Wayne, Parker Wayning, you have me Parker Wayning. Parker Waynana; Parker Waynology; The study of Parker Wayne (introduced in colleges in 2013).

It's First Grade, Ferret!

Parker Wayans.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Decision made, I vote for our favorite Hype! elitist; SuperFerret.