Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch: Secret Invasion: R1M6: Cookiva vs. Spider-Fan vs. Funeman 5

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Hype Deathmatch
Secret Invasion
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Round 1, Match 1
Cookiva vs. Spider-Fan vs. Funeman 5
The GAME:
This is Hype Deathmatch "Secret Invasion", a Hype Deathmatch with a twist. Out of 36 players in this match-up, eighteen have been assigned as Skrull Aliens. The other half of the game board are humans. It's safe to assume that in any given match AT LEAST one player is Skrull.
The OBJECTIVE:
Please note the new objective. Each match will last 3 days. Two will run at a time in the first round. The poster with the most votes moves onto the next round. The objective of the Hype at large is to determine which players are skrull and eliminate them out of the match. If you are unsuccessful in this then a Skrull player stands a good chance of winning the deathmatch and therefore taking over the Hype! Oh Noes!
The RULES:
  • All players in the match may talk openly about their affiliation, however I have encouraged any Skrull players (aliens) to lie about their Skrull status if they deem necessary. This means you can trust no one!
  • Please do not ruin the match for others by hacking into e-mail accounts or attempting to sweet talk information out of me (because it ain't happenin'). Anything I've sent these players via PM is confidential and should be treated as such.
  • Try to have fun with this! Don't take things too seriously, and don't think that anything in this game is personal. All Skrull players were chosen at random, all match brackets were chosen at random.
  • You may not change your affiliation and I will deny any requests to.
  • The polls have now been made public, viewing who votes for whom may help you discover who is Skrull!
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Cookiva vs. Spider-Fan vs. funeman 5

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Come on guys, vote for your friendly neighborhood Spider-Fan :up:

:spidey:
 
Either answer is gonna cause people to question me, so I will leave it to your good judgement to see humanity in this poster.
 
Well lets think about this one. The Cleveland Browns have, for the last decade, been the laughingstock of the NFL. This season, the season in which we found Skrulls on the hype, the Browns are one of the best teams in the NFL.

SpiderFan is a browns fan! The Browns are Skrulls, as is Spiderfan!!!
 
We made the playoffs in 2002!!! WHO WAS LAUGHING THEN!!!

And you know what? Cookies crumble, just like SKRULL DISGUISES!!!

You dirty skrull!!!
 
Thats just what a skrull would say....


Which is what you will say a skrull would say!

Its easy to outsmart a Skrull when you are a human like me
 
Who the hell is this funeman 5 guy? He just pops out of nowhere. Also he has a not a Skrull avatar and his sig says "One of our inherent rights is to remain silent...it's a shame many of you don't invoke that right more often!" A rather totalitarian Skrull-like thing to say. He's obviously a Skrull.

However, deciding upon cookiva and Spider-Fan is a tough one. I need you guys to give me a thorough explaination on why you're a human and not a Skrull.
 
Thats just what a skrull would say....


Which is what you will say a skrull would say!

Its easy to outsmart a Skrull when you are a human like me

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Skrull/Human when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...:unishr:
 
Who the hell is this funeman 5 guy? He just pops out of nowhere. Also he has a not a Skrull avatar and his sig says "One of our inherent rights is to remain silent...it's a shame many of you don't invoke that right more often!" A rather totalitarian Skrull-like thing to say. He's obviously a Skrull.

However, deciding upon cookiva and Spider-Fan is a tough one. I need you guys to give me a thorough explaination on why you're a human and not a Skrull.


I demand DNA tests!!!! :cmad:
 
Alright...alright...


"lifts arm, moves towards USB syringe"

Alright, well....uh, how do i send this???
 
Alright...alright...


"lifts arm, moves towards USB syringe"

Alright, well....uh, how do i send this???

Hmmmm....willing to do a DNA test. Not knowing how to work a computer. That seems very human like. I'm not totally convinced, but you're working your way up there.
 
Who the hell is this funeman 5 guy? He just pops out of nowhere. Also he has a not a Skrull avatar and his sig says "One of our inherent rights is to remain silent...it's a shame many of you don't invoke that right more often!" A rather totalitarian Skrull-like thing to say. He's obviously a Skrull.

However, deciding upon cookiva and Spider-Fan is a tough one. I need you guys to give me a thorough explaination on why you're a human and not a Skrull.

Heyyyyy...it's funeman...not humorless man; and everyone knows Skrulls don't have a sense of humor. *coughspider-fancough*
 
Heyyyyy...it's funeman...not humorless man; and everyone knows Skrulls don't have a sense of humor. *coughspider-fancough*

I demand proof. Tell me a funny joke funeman.
 
Hmmmm....willing to do a DNA test. Not knowing how to work a computer. That seems very human like. I'm not totally convinced, but you're working your way up there.

Work???? Aw screw it. Im too lazy.
 
Who the hell is this funeman 5 guy? He just pops out of nowhere. Also he has a not a Skrull avatar and his sig says "One of our inherent rights is to remain silent...it's a shame many of you don't invoke that right more often!" A rather totalitarian Skrull-like thing to say. He's obviously a Skrull.

Have you SEEN some of the nonsense put out there on these boards? Then again, perhaps I should have put it as..."it's a shame Slim and Ice-Man don't invoke that right more often"
 

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