Deathmatch Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 1 Match 15: Tangled Web vs. J Alba's Lover

[Erzengel]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch 3! I am carrying on the legacy left by Toven. I also like to wish her luck on her way to Miami with her newly shaven head.

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4.To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is not allowed.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 60 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
Sounds confusing but it isn't, if I can figure it out..anyone can.
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*Reminder: Each match will get it's own thread, so be patient.
There will only be 2 matches going on at once.

1. Lightning Strykez vs. Hunter Rider vs. Immortalfire
2. Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin
3. Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades
4. Sofa vs. AndthePickles
5.Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade
6. Won ’08 vs. X-Chick
7. Farmerfran vs. COMICBOY vs. StorminNorman
8. Zer00 vs. DBella
9. jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee
10. Wilhelm-Scream vs. TheManofBat
11. Cconn vs. Kritish
12. Matt vs. CellDog (Memphis Slim)
13. Ghostrider87 vs. Taiwarriorz21 vs. Kainedamo
14. Blind Fury vs. GoldenAgeHero
15. Tangled Web vs. J Alba’s Lover

16. Heypapajynx vs. Tzarinna vs. SapphirePrima
17. Shadowboxing vs. Mr. Sparkle vs. Superman79
18. Duende Verde vs. Darren Daring
19. Brutal vs. Flexo vs. Abaddon
20. Cmill216 vs. Colossal Spoons vs. Terry78
21. Canadian Rider vs. Calvin
22. Kipobe vs. Venom Drool
23. Mr. Credible vs. Master Chief
24. Elijya vs. Dog Lips vs. Morg vs. C. Lee vs. Danger Mouse

*Thanks to Brutal for doing the graphics for these Deathmatches.*

 

[Calvin]

F'king creepy.

 

[Erzengel]

This is my favorite graphic by Brutal so far.

 

[Immortalfire]

I'm creeped out already.

 

[Canadian Rider]

I voted TW. He makes me laugh.

 

[kainedamo]

Is that kid the kid with the photo holding a diploma or something in the SHH photo album?

If so, he's got my vote. That picture is ****ing classic. He looks so smug with himself.

 

[Kevin]

I like them both, but my vote is going for Webster. He's funny as hell.

 

[Erzengel]

I voted for JAL.

 

[Kevin]

I didn't know you could vote. Well, I need to stop assuming.

 

[Erzengel]

Of course I could vote. In fact my vote should be worth at least 5 of the regular votes.

 

[Kevin]

So then JAL is winning. You heard him guys. JAL is winning.

 

[jaguarr]

Ya know, JAL's actually shown quite a bit of growth this past year. He's still got a loooong way to go, but I like to give positive reinforcement to that kind of behavior. I'll join Erz and vote for JAL as well.

jag

 

[Calvin]

I'm gonna wait for JAL to make posts containing at least ten sentences over the course of this poll. If he can make it ten sentences without making a spelling or grammar mistake, he's got my vote.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

TW - a Sick Freak
JAL - I can't say what he is or I'll probably get in trouble

I prefer Sick Freaks to *insert personal attack/insult here*.
TW wins.

I'd also like to say, in my book, if you can't spell and have only a partially-functioning grammar bone in your body...that's okay. Some people didn't get a good education and it's not always their fault.

BUT, If I correct you on a simple thing, and you ignore it, and I correct you on the same thing again, and you ignore it, and I correct you on the same thing again, and you continually, defiantly go forward using the wrong word or spelling.....then you can't freaking complain when people call you a moron/idiot/******...'cause that's one of the basic ways we try to avoid being labeled a moron/idiot/******....by trying to improve and by doing things the right way after someone's taught us the right way.

If you've been putting the left shoe on the right foot, and the right shoe on the left foot, and then coming home with aching feet, and then I say, "Say, you know what? The reason your feet hurt is because you have your shoes on the wrong feet! "
And then I show you how to fit your right shoe to your right foot and your left shoe to your left foot, and I even write a big "R" on the right shoe with an indelible marker, as well as a big "L" on the left shoe, and then you come home crying 'cause your feet hurt....'cause you went out walking around all day with the left shoe on your right foot and the right shoe on your left foot....? Then yeah, you're an idiot.

 

[Mee]

For old time's sake.

 

[Erzengel]

JAL hates when I ask questions about his posts. I don't get that if he says something like "I hate ___________!" and I respond with "Why do you hate that?", he get's all pissed off at me asking "Why do I always have to that?".

Yet he seems to bait people with his posts, whether subconsciously. But in the end, as funny as the cyber chat initiated by TW. TW still initiated it and it's a long way to go for a joke.

 

[Calvin]

TW - a Sick Freak
JAL - I can't say what he is or I'll probably get in trouble

I prefer Sick Freaks to *insert personal attack/insult here*.
TW wins.

I'd also like to say, in my book, if you can't spell and have only a partially-functioning grammar bone in your body...that's okay. Some people didn't get a good education and it's not always their fault.

BUT, If I correct you on a simple thing, and you ignore it, and I correct you on the same thing again, and you ignore it, and I correct you on the same thing again, and you continually, defiantly go forward using the wrong word or spelling.....then you can't freaking complain when people call you a moron/idiot/******...'cause that's one of the basic ways we try to avoid being labeled a moron/idiot/******....by trying to improve and by doing things the right way after someone's taught us the right way.

I've given him that same speech at least 7 times.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

JAL hates when I ask questions about his posts. I don't get that if he says something like "I hate ___________!" and I respond with "Why do you hate that?", he get's all pissed off at me asking "Why do I always have to that?".

Yet he seems to bait people with his posts, whether subconsciously. But in the end, as funny as the cyber chat initiated by TW. TW still initiated it and it's a long way to go for a joke.

[JAL]Yep, okay. You're right. I hate when you ask me questions post about. You don't get why I say something I hate and gets all pissed off at you.
Fine.
Yep...I seem to bair people with my pots whether subconsciously.
And I said DO NOT ****ING TALK ABOUT TW CYBER WITH ME OR i'LL GET A MOD IN HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/JAL]

 

[Cmill216]

JAL gets my vote.

Tangled Web's Peter Sarsgaard fetish bothers me.

 

[Mee]

[JAL]
i'LL GET A MOD IN HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/JAL]

JAL is Nelly!

 

[Fran]

For old time's sake.

LOL, the "Yo! I'm bi!" is the funniest part.

I voted JAL. I'm not sure why.

 

[Super Kal]

definitely JAL

 

[Fran]

He's actually kinda lightened up BIG TIME over the past couple of weeks, so yeah, I voted for him.

 

[kainedamo]

TW cybered with JAL? What thread?

 

[Mee]

TW cybered with JAL? What thread?

It was over AIM or something.

I'm sure someone more creepy than I has the transcript.