Hype Summer Camp ....Of DEATH!!

[DOG LIPS]

I'm bored as hell, and with Halloween not TOO far away I figured I'd start a spooky whodunnit fan-fic. Where things aren't what they seem, and a killer lurks... who could it be?

CHAPTER ONE: THE DREAM



Master Bruce let out a horrendous shriek that echoed through the camp, and anyone within a mile would have heard it loud and clear, and most of them would have thought it was a woman. A flashlight clicked on and shined in his face, he squinted hard and covered his eyes.

Erzengel: Dude, what the hell??!!!

MB opened his eyes and focused past the light, seeing most of the other campers standing by their beds, staring at him in shock. The door to the boy's den flew open and 2 camp counselors ran in.

Drakon: Dudes... we said NO girls allowed in here after curfew!

DOG LIPS: Come on out, young lady! You're in big trouble.

bored: Sirs, there's no girl in here, that was Master Bruce.

MB: I'm.. I'm sorry, I had the worst nightmare I've ever had.

Master Chief: What was it aboot?

MB: I... I don't remember

Drakon looked back out the door to see Dew, Daisy, and several of the girl campers standing outside in their pajamas, with curious looks on their faces. Drak waved them off and gave a thumbs up, signaling it was all being taken care of. As he watched the girls head across the field to their sleeping den, he looked at DOG LIPS with an angry look on his face.

DOG LIPS: Right... MB, please try to control yourself. The rest of youse guys get back to your beds, show's over.

Everyone made their way to bed as the counselors left. Erzengel yawned and sat down on his bed. But before he could switch off his flashlight, a hand reached for it.

jaguarr: Say homie, can I borrow this, I really need to take a pee-pee. jag.

Erz: Sure, knock yourself out.

jaguarr: Thanks, I'll be right back. jag.

Erz punched his pillow several times to fluff it up, then yawned again. It was pitch black in the den, but the light from the moon outside lit up the field between the dens. Erz glanced out the window and saw the glare from the flashlight heading towards the outhouse. Just as he was about to lay down, he noticed the light passed by the outhouse and headed further, into the woods.

Erz: Hmm. Wonder where the hell he's going.

Erz was too tired to really look into it, so he pulled the blanket over himself and hit his head to the pillow. In just a matter of seconds he was asleep, snoring loudly.

 

[DOG LIPS]

CHAPTER TWO: GIRLS AND SHORTS.


The sun rose over the valley and lit up the secluded camp, waking up the campers and starting the day. Inside the girl's sleeping quarters, several girls were already awake.

Spidermanluvr28: Camp has been pretty damn boring so far.

DBella: I agree. At least some of the guys are hot.

Holly: That Kipobe boy is freakin' foine.

DBella: Kipobe? Is he the one who wears those tight little biker shorts all the time?

Holly: Yup. :heart:

Sml28: Ew.


Meanwhile, at the counselor's building, DOG LIPS, Drakon, and C. Lee were heading out to meet the others and begin the day's events.

Drakon: Hang on bros, let's stop by the outhouse, I gotta take a huge dump.

DOG LIPS: Aight.

Drak: I mean a MEGA-CRAP.

C. Lee: ...K.

Drak: The kind of dump that makes a man a man, ya know?

DL: ...Dude.

They made their way around the boy's den when they saw a huge crowd around the outhouse. Morg was with them, and he waved for them to hurry up, waving his hands wildly.


Erz walked down the steps of the quarters and watched as several guys ran by him towards the outhouse. Wilhelm was running the other way, right at him.

Erzengel: What's up?

Wilhelm: Hurry up you skunk butthole, something happened!

The two broke into a jog and they joined a huge group of guys near the outhouse, everyone was looking down. Erz made his way through the crowd and looked to the ground. Right in front of the doorway was his flashlight, covered in blood.


C. Lee: Everyone stay calm, we'll handle this.

Lackey: Wait, who's flashlight is-.....For the love of Gawd, Kipobe, one of your nuts is hanging out!

Kipobe: Why the hell are you looking, perv??

Drakon: Probably because you're standing over the bloody flashlight with your legs wide open.

Kipobe: Oh. Sorry.

DOG LIPS: Who's flashlight is that?

Erz stood forward and walked over to the bloody mess.

Erz: It's mine, but I gave it... wait.. where's jag??

jaguarr: Right here. jag.

Erz looked up to see jag standing next to Morg, with a confused look on his face. Erz was puzzled as well, but he was also trembling with fear.

Erz: I gave you my flashlight last night to go potty.

jag: Yeah, and I put it back on your desk last night when I was done, guy. jag.

Erz: That's a bunch of bull-

C. Lee: Relax, guys! No need to get hostile. We'll figure this out. First thing we need to do is get a head count and see who's here and who's not.

DL: That does us no good, Danger Mouse took several of the boys out fishing about 30 minutes ago, as well as a few girls.

Drak: Plus Dew took several of the kids out rafting to get an early start before the storm hits.

Amazing Lee: ....What storm?

 

[Spider-Man]

These are things I would never say or do

 

[Spider-Man]

Also, way wrong forum/ :camad:

 

[Hunter Rider]

Awesome DLt:,i got MC pegged as the killers sidekick,MB is to obvious...or is he ?

 

[enterthemadness]

I like it. Can you add me into the story through?

 

[Drakon]

I DO tend to say that about my poops.

 

[SsM]

interesting..... or is it?

 

[Mee]

Nice.

I'm betting MB is the only one to live. (and maybe Bella)

 

[kainedamo]

Is there a chapter 3?

 

[bored]

I'm sure I'll have something to do with the death.

 

[enterthemadness]

Is there a chapter 3?

No, Draken, Drake, Dave, or whatever is going to leave us hanging.

 

[Drakon]

Me?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Wha-huh?

 

[DOG LIPS]

CHAPTER THREE: THE LAKE.


Dew and several campers glided slowly along the large lake's soft current in various rafts and floaties. Dew heard a faint sound of thunder and lifted her head from the raft and waved for everyone's attention.

Dew: OK, let's start heading for shore now, guys. Storm's comin'.


Further up the shore Danger Mouse and a few campers sat along the dock, each with a fishing rod. DM looked to the sky when he heard a distant rumble of thunder.

DM: OK people, let's give it a few more minutes then we'll head back. I'm going to go get our stuff ready, everyone just stay here and keep fishing. I'll be right back.

DM handed his fishing rod to the camper next to him, then got up and walked down the dock.

Not too far from them was a small hill that hovered above the south end of the lake. 2 campers stood at the top, laughing and looking over the edge.

Eric Draven: I'll jump if you jump first.

Sabretooth: Ha ha ha. You wuss!!! Fine, I'll jump first.

Sabre took a few steps back, then hesitated for a second as he took a deep breath. He then got a running start and leaped far from the edge of the cliff, cannon-balling hard into the water. He broke the surface and let out a loud groan.

Sabre: The water went up my ass!!!

He looked up to the hill and didn't see Draven. He rubbed the water from his eyes and focused, searching the edge for any sign of Eric.

Sabre: Jump you coward!!!

He swam further back to get a better view of the hill and saw no one. The entire area was empty, no sign of Draven.

Sabre: .... Eric?

 

[Spider-Man]

My name is Dave too

 

[Spider-Man]

Dogford Lipsington, you're gonna need to insert some jack/dmcnx action.

 

[Drakon]

He gets a cool name. I'm just Drakonovich.

 

[enterthemadness]

Wha-huh?

thought Draken was writing this. Oh well, I was wrong.

 

[enterthemadness]

Nice chapter. It is coming along nice. Not a lot of action, but still interesting.

 

[Drakon]

DrakOn

 

[Spider-Man]

that's a bigass o, yo

 

[enterthemadness]

DrakOn

Fine, Drekon. Geez.

Drakon.

 

[Drakon]

Stuff it, EnterTheManness!

 

[theoneandonly]

good stuff dl