Hype Survivor Hype Survivor: Empire - Day Five: I Like Sugar and I Like Tea

[Childlike Wild]

(aka... I don't like naming these things.)

Hello, I’m CLW, and I’m your host for this round. I see that Batattack was voted out last round. I don’t know who he is, so you’re clearly still in that phase where you’re voting off all the people who don’t matter. That’s great, it really is. Batattack, you suck.

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THE RULES: (for you lucky non-Survivor fans): The group of 21 is randomly divided into three tribes of 7. The tribes will receive team challenges (instructions for challenges will be explained for each challenge). Right answers during challenges will obviously earn points and wrong answers will be worth none. The tribe with the most points at the end of the round wins immunity. The tribe with the least points must vote off one of their members via PM. Also, in this game... immunity may be decided by something other than trivia. You will be completely briefed on this before it happens so don't fret. In the event of any ties, first team with their answers in will win... unless stated differently.

*NEW:At some point the three tribes will merge into two (through a draft selection process), and then eventually into one large tribe. The challenges will then be for individual points and only one individual will win immunity.

Hype! Survivor is a game of both strategy and deception. Alliances are both permitted, and encouraged. So find a friend, and knock them up pretty good. As a side note: alliances can be with any of the 21 players... doesn't matter who they are... doesn't matter what tribes they're on... just make sure it's someone you trust... or not. As the old saying goes: keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

The final Jury will be composed of 7 people (everyone voted off after there are 9 members remaining). The Jury will vote on the final two remaining players to find the winner of the Hype! Survivor.

A note on cheating: It's very easy to cheat in this game. Very, very easy. Some of the rounds will be much more difficult to cheat at than others (some will be downright impossible to cheat on). USE OF THE INTERNET IS FORBIDDEN IN ANSWERING QUESTIONS!! If you feel you have to cheat, by all means, go ahead... but if you're caught, yer out.

**NEW:
There will be a few timed challenges. The two-grade system for these timed challenges uses an average of two scores.

*Let's say there's a "Movie Trivia" internet game and it takes 10 minutes to do and at the end you'd have a score of 90. This would be the first score.

The other would be a second score based on the time it takes you from opening a PM to submitting your results.

0 - 20 minutes 100
21-30 minutes 80
31-40 minutes 60
41-50 minutes 40
51-60 minutes 20
An hour and 1 minute and higher 0

If a poster opens the pm at 8:00 and submits his answers at 8:30 you give a score of 90 + 80 / 2 = 85.

The hosts are not responsible for PMs opened accidentally or in the wrong order. Also, receipts not recieved will result in a second score of 0. I know there are some of you who can open their pms without sending it. I suggest you don't.

In the event of a tie the fastest answers in wins.

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Today’s challenge will test your listening skills and movie knowledge. Yay!

The Tribes
Team: Fanny Bandits
1. Corinthian
2. Darthphere
3. Dr. Victor Lehnsherr
4. Matt - Team Spokesperson
5. RogueLDN
6. Ronny Shade
7. Socrates

Team: Hermaphrodities
2. Batattack - Day 4
2. Deemar325 - Day 3
3. Exploding Boy
4. Holly Goodhead
5. Master Chief
6. Mr. Lex Luthor
7. Tsunulia - Team Spokesperson

Team: Skunk Buttholes
1. Aiden
2. Clerk
3. enterthemadness - Day 2
4. The Kingpin - Day 1
5. The Last Meatbag
6. Movies205 - Team Spokesperson
7. Slipknot

Guest Hosts
1. Kmack
2. Son Of Logan, Day 3
3. Eric Draven
4. Special Surprise Guest CLW 1, Day 5
5. Special Surprise Guest Host 2

Winners
Day 1: Fanny Bandits
Day 2: Fanny Bandits
Day 3: Skunk Buttholes
Day 4: Fanny Bandits

I know I’m cruel and mean for starting on a Saturday, but remember that a “Day” can last 48 hours, and this one does. You may start it tomorrow if you wish. PMs will go out within the next few hours, and answers will be due exactly 48 hours from the time I send the last PM. Good luck you *****es of the Hype, you whiners of the Internet.

 

[Tsunulia]

Here we go again -.- *waves a little flag* Go team......

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Go Fanny Bandits!up:

 

[Matt]

Fanny Bandits, I am on my way into the bar, and will be there late until the night. If you guys want to get things going tonight, send your answers to Phere as well as me, and I'm sure he can keep things going until I get back. That being said, there is no rush...we can always start in the morning.

 

[Darthphere]

Fanny Bandits, I am on my way into the bar, and will be there late until the night. If you guys want to get things going tonight, send your answers to Phere as well as me, and I'm sure he can keep things going until I get back. That being said, there is no rush...we can always start in the morning.

Good Luck Fanny Bandits, ill try to be on as much as possible tonight.

 

[Childlike Wild]

All PMs have been sent out. You have until 4:20 PM Mountain Time on Monday, July 17, 2006 to get your answers back to me.

That's 6:20 PM on Monday for you Easterners. And 5:20 PM for Toven. Yay! Now go.

 

[Socrates]

Childlike Wild has a pretty hot voice.

 

[Abaddon]

Just remember to keep it real,****ers.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

CLW seduced me

 

[Tsunulia]

What the crap?! Why so many sound files? My connection is too slow for this crap. *cries*

 

[Movies205]

Slipknot is the temporary host for my team this round due to my participation in a film-competition...

 

[Movies205]

That so wierd... you have the voice of those people you hear on best-buy and other stores answering machines... YOu know the kind of people who failed at real advertising so they've been delegated down to answering machines... And to boot, I think you should ask guy what if finds sexier "Suicide Scars" or "Bladder Problems" due to your suicidal tendencies ~ Yay now what do I win?

 

[Tsunulia]

The instruction file isn't loading.

 

[Movies205]

The instruction file isn't loading.

God hates you but since I'm such a wonderful guy, I'll tell you what it was, it was an ode to women who kill themselves, and that all women really should try it

 

[Tsunulia]

Movies I really wish I could strangle you right now.

 

[Da Docta]

We win again! Muhahahahahaa.

 

[Movies205]

Movies I really wish I could strangle you right now.

I know... It's not my fault god blessed me with Manhood... It's true Men>Women... Women<Dirt but Women>Deer.... Cuz Deer Suck

 

[tzarinna]

I never follow these things

 

[LEX]

What the **** is wrong with the instruction file? The damn thing won't play. Do you have a transcript version of it?

 

[Movies205]

It included the instructions of the mass suicide of women everywhere startigng with all the major metropolitan cities... CLW is fed up with Male Superiority and being a sore loser, is trying to quit the game!

 

[Childlike Wild]

You win nothing, and okay on the Slipknot note. ...And I never put my voice on answering machines. Not even for leaving messages.

On the slow connection note: I'm surprised anyone with an unbearably slow connection would use the Hype. I have a decent connection, and this place can still be a pain in the ass. The files really aren't that large, but I guess I'd recommend just downloading them onto your computer (so you only have to do it once) or... um, don't listen to them that many times. Really, the biggest one (the instructions) is only 2 MB.

2 and 5 are the shortest and smallest.

 

[Movies205]

You win nothing, and okay on the Slipknot note. ...And I never put my voice on answering machines. Not even for leaving messages.

On the slow connection note: I'm surprised anyone with an unbearably slow connection would use the Hype. I have a decent connection, and this place can still be a pain in the ass. The files really aren't that large, but I guess I'd recommend just downloading them onto your computer (so you only have to do it once) or... um, don't listen to them that many times. Really, the biggest one (the instructions) is only 2 MB.

2 and 5 are the shortest and smallest.

It works fine for me... Really try that pick up line, any man willing to stick around with suicide scars is either a "Freak" or a man ready to be dominated

 

[Childlike Wild]

The instructions are basically: Name the movies. Each file has movies from a different decade. Name the decade. The answer key makes it fairly clear what you need to do.

 

[LEX]

Putfile never worked for me. The videos and audio files seem to never play. And I have DSL.

Just tried the rest of the audio files and none of them are working.

Direct links??

 

[Tsunulia]

You win nothing, and okay on the Slipknot note. ...And I never put my voice on answering machines. Not even for leaving messages.

On the slow connection note: I'm surprised anyone with an unbearably slow connection would use the Hype. I have a decent connection, and this place can still be a pain in the ass. The files really aren't that large, but I guess I'd recommend just downloading them onto your computer (so you only have to do it once) or... um, don't listen to them that many times. Really, the biggest one (the instructions) is only 2 MB.

2 and 5 are the shortest and smallest.

Dial up is fine for the hype, and is crap for sound and video loads The instructions loads 5 sec and completely stops.

How the crap do you save it?