Hype: the musical.

[The Amazing Lee]

Ok...so this could be in fan fiction. But I don't want it to be. Basically.......this a thread to create songs that could be used in the all singing all dancing HYPE: The musical.

It has no plot, it has no soul, it's just an all Spamming all trolling 2 hour musical.

So...


I'll start off with the first song.

Super Hero Hype
Superherohype:

It started on a summer's day, when all the kids went out and played
I sat upon my work desk stool and it then it came to me
what if all the geeks were dancing in my frisky little forum
they'd laugh and cry and have no life, boy things sure would hit rock bottom.

For I'm the one who'll suck out your souls
you'll brain'll be dead you'll all be a troll
For this is the day that the geek god strikes down
The hype is now born and the kids pants will go brown...


For HYPE
the greatest place to be
For HYPE
you could as well be spanked upon my knee

An evil being you have no life
no sex for you, no naked wife
your spots will grow, and then you will know
that no life is the life that you lead

Munch of the Penguins

Dew:

You make me wanna flap my wings
you make me wanna do them things
like ban, probate and lock this thread
if I have my way you'll soon be dead.

For I'm the daughter of the penguin devil
kneel before me, so I can watch you tremble
For this is the place that will soon be mine
once Mirko's dead this place will shine

Chorus:

For munch of the penguins
I'm hungry for geeks
a savoury taste
that'll last me for weeks

For munch of the penguins
My name it be dew
for I'll conquer these boards
for to me your all DOOMED!

 

[Holly Goodhead]

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It still works. lol

 

[Abaddon]

It's not the same without being able to hear the music.

 

[Kmack]

I really like the Super Hero Hype song

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Ensemble:

Holly
ohhhhh
Holly
Ohhh
Holly
ohhh Holly

Wilhelm:
Once there was a brave girl with the finest boobs i know
she had a mouth as big as the moon and a vagina down below
A woman she was now that was rare on a comic site made for nerds
She curse and shout and b**ch and whine and make it oh so clear
that PMS is a daily thing so do't come oh so near

Cuz Holly
ohhh
Holly
ohhhh
She comes out with her claws
Holly
ohhh
Holly
ohhh
She makes us seem like Queers

Cuz she has the might and courage my friends
to cut off our balls so then were not men
For holly we fear is the evilist girl
Her bite like a werewolf and a mackeral smell!

Holly
ohhh
Holly
ohhh

HOLLY!

 

[AndThePickles]

Lol a mackeral smell?!

 

[Equint77]

i'd use my spirit fingers

Spoiler

on holly

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Bump bump bump
this threads needs a bump
because the glory and the humour
will surely cause brain tumours

I need pain, I need anguish
I need bump to push this way up
it needs views and more posts
and more songs for us to sing

so bump bump bump bump
BUMP
cuz I want this thread to BUUUUUMP!

 

[Fran]

Farmerfran

There once was a guy
Who decided to make a name
He saw most of the names on the board
And thought of them as lame

He typed on the keyboard
With one keystroke after another
Thought of the name
and BAM! farmerfran
Sorry this is so lame

 

[Immortalfire]

Mee, StorminNorman, Darth Elektra and myself sing a Hype rendition of "Down Home".

 

[Equint77]

Ensemble:

Holly
ohhhhh
Holly
Ohhh
Holly
ohhh Holly

Wilhelm:
Once there was a brave girl with the finest boobs i know
she had a mouth as big as the moon and a vagina down below
A woman she was now that was rare on a comic site made for nerds
She curse and shout and b**ch and whine and make it oh so clear
that PMS is a daily thing so do't come oh so near

Cuz Holly
ohhh
Holly
ohhhh
She comes out with her claws
Holly
ohhh
Holly
ohhh
She makes us seem like Queers

Cuz she has the might and courage my friends
to cut off our balls so then were not men
For holly we fear is the evilist girl
Her bite like a werewolf and a mackeral smell!

Holly
ohhh
Holly
ohhh

HOLLY!

amen

 

[Fran]

Yes, that one cracked me up

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I scream, you scream we all scream for wilhelm's cream!?

there's a flavour that I want
there's a flavour that I need
iI'm addicted to the taste
so come on baby feed me

Chorus:

Cuz I scream, you scream we all scream for wilhelm's cream
that fishy kinda flavour that leaves us think that we're in labour
cuz I scream you scream we all scream for wilhelm's cream

that ice cream melts me when I'm a loner
I lick the cream and then I get a *****!

 

[AndThePickles]

Ewwwwww

 

[Mee]

Mee, StorminNorman, Darth Elektra and myself sing a Hype rendition of "Down Home".

We shonuff do.


...How does that song go?

 

[Immortalfire]

"Down Hype"

Just off of the beaten path
A little dot on a internet map
That's where I was joined and where I'll fly
Things move at a nutty pace
Newbies in the rat race
And these days that's a Hype way of life

Chorus:
Down Hype where they know you by name
And treat you like dirt.
Down Hype, a man's word and a hand shake
Aren't all you need.
Folks know, if they're falling on hard times
They can't fall back on
Those of us raised up down Hype.

In the corner of the Gamma Lounge
Gathered 'round a checkerboard
Wilhelm telling lies and crowning kings
Malice driving 'round the old town forum
Tops fall down in the dreams of JAL
Do and see what's shaking at the Randor.

Repeat chorus

Bridge
When I was a noob, I couldn't wait to see this place
But now I want to see my children raised not here.

 

[Mee]

When I was a noob, I couldn't wait to see this place
But now I want to see my children raised not here.

 

[ComicChick]

someone should to a hype remix to that song Hot Hot Hot