Hypelantis

[DarkSentinel]

I'm fine with those. But bronies?

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It was already changed to the penguin.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Good, goooooood.

 

[The Question]

The Brony has been adopted as the symbol of the Eastern Secessionist Movement, which seeks to lessen the influence of the Penguin Party majority within Parliament on the Eastern Threads, and ultimately break away and form a new state dedicated to "traditional Hypelantis values" that they feel have been stripped away under the new regime. Symbolically, this is only sensible, for as we all know Bronies and Penguins are natural enemies.

 

[The Question]

According to the Eastern Secessionists, traditional Hypelantis values seem to include describing the bonds of friendship in overtly mystical terms, and something called "clopping." The Penguin Party finds this somewhat befuddling, as they don't remember hearing about that before.

 

[The Question]

Incidentally, Brony meat is the second most popular protein source in Hypelantis, right before ocelots, and just slightly more popular than sasquach. Granted, the decrease in the consumption of sasquach meat is due in part to their recent conservation status. Brony larvae are also a popular hors d'oeuvre at parties among the college youth of Hypelantis.

 

[The Question]

Hypelantis currently consists of 26 administrative regions, each one governing anywhere from three to eleven provinces, each with dozens-to-hundreds of towns and cities. These political divisions are in a near constant state of flux, with cities being abandoned to establish new communities on a monthly basis, as well as a shifting in administrative regions as a nearly annual occurrence. This results from an unusual culture of constant migration within the Hypelantis population, some of the mod egregious gerrymandering in the history of democratic politics, and the natural fluctuations in an economy predicated on the use of debate and trivia as a form of currency.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Look who's trying to take over Hypelantis?

 

[The Question]

Look who's trying to take over Hypelantis?

I shall lead this once great nation into a glorious new dawn. Victory through unity!

 

[TheNextNolan22]

I shall lead this once great nation into a glorious new dawn. Victory through unity!

You're leading Hypelantis? I could already see the iceberg.

 

[The Question]

You're leading Hypelantis? I could already see the iceberg.

Don't be absurd.

Hypelantis is not a boat. It is a country.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I shall lead this once great nation into a glorious new dawn. Victory through unity!

Not on a Sunday man it's my day to sleep in.

 

[Guts]

DarkSentinel lost his country not that long after creating it. This tells me a lot about his leadership skills.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

That explains why he's been riding my coattails for the past year.

 

[DarkSentinel]

For the record, I'm eating dinner with my family as it's my birthday weekend (a sacred Hypelantean holiday, by the way) and that's how we roll here

Besides, The Question is my Prime Minister.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I wish to become judge,jury and executioner Senty.

 

[The Question]

For the record, I'm eating dinner with my family as it's my birthday weekend (a sacred Hypelantean holiday, by the way) and that's how we roll here

Besides, The Question is my Prime Minister.

Yes, Chancellor DarkSentinel. Your humble, loyal, totally not a power hungry elder god worshiping fascist Prime Minister.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I have ways of dealing with traitors, Question, fret not. But the means are much more severe when the traitor is one I considered a friend.

Hypelantis' capital city, Mirkopolis, is a metropolitan heartland, a center of creativity, technology and debate. There is no tobacco, everyone who would "smoke" in other cities vapes. However, one is cautioned to steer clear of Sawyer's End, one of the least savory areas.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I need to commune with the elders in the northlands. ::commences primal shrieking::

 

[DarkSentinel]

Sovvy, you know nothing of the northlands they use maracas.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I know of an ancient magic, a deeper magic.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I traveled to the northern borders once they're good people. Old Man Kriptin is a legend up there.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I think there's a caliphate in the southwest somewhere. But we don't talk about them.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Not since we've driven the nomads into the TMNT/ Transformers peninsula....

 

[Fallen Angel]

Not since we've driven the nomads into the TMNT/ Transformers peninsula....

Entrance in the X-Zone is prohibited is it not?

 

[Superman 1265]

It was already changed to the penguin.

You know not what you've done!